#spon

[yep-the-whole-time]

I must share with all the world how happy I am that the phrescription sunglasses did NOT end up in the bin! 💙💙

[sparassiss]

ok you know how teen wolf has so many sponsorships. every other episode it’s like #spon look at this AT&T phone or #ad for the new honda civic! like it’s painfully obvious. good thing they put all their ad revenue to use with their amazing cgi!!

so anyway i think if the show were airing now they would get all these sponsorships like with podcasters and youtubers. they’d have to fit them in seamlessly with segues and random situations that kind of fit the show because it’s a crazy show in general. but they’re still kind of wild and obvious. and they all somehow relate to stiles.

there’s a zoom in on the BetterHelp therapy website on stiles’ laptop. he’s looking first for a therapist that specializes in PTSD and ADHD, bookmarks the link, then searches for a trauma specialist as well as PTSD again. this link we see him text to derek. he doesn't reply but the read receipt shows he's seen it. a sentence flashes on the bottom of the screen.

“Use code SOURWOLF to get your first month of BetterHelp free! Terms and conditions may apply.”

[the laptop is a sponsorship too.]

a few episodes later when they’ve run out of money again we see stiles building a website. it’s a blog and it’s through Squarespace. we see him typing up journal entries about his supernatural shenanigans. then he goes on to rant about star wars and other recent random hyperfixations like the different kinds of occlupanids (bread tags). he checks his stats and there’s only a handful of views on his blog (milesofstiles.squarespace.com or alternatively, stilesyaps.squarespace.com) but there are a few comments. they’re all from derek. 

“what the fuck is an occlupanid?” “aren’t you supposed to be studying?” “we just almost got killed and this is what you’re spending the rest of your night doing?” “don’t turn lightsabers into an innuendo, it’s a disgrace to star wars and you know it.”

“Create your dream website now! Use code STILES for 50% off your first month of Squarespace!” blinks on the screen below.

it’s the middle of the night and stiles’ room is pitch black except for the glowing light of his laptop as he hunches over it in bed. there’s a zoom in to NordVPN on his screen and he’s connected to someplace in Delaware. we think he’s watching porn but he’s actually furiously typing and navigating to supernatural sites. the vpn is on so his dad doesn’t find out. he doesn’t give a shit if his dad knows he’s watching werewolf porn, that’s just one of his extracurricular activities, everyone knows that. but the supernatural world must stay hidden for now. he’s not ready to come out about that one yet.

“Use code FURRY for seven days free of NordVPN! Protect your internet now!”

stiles pays attention to everyone. he practically has files on them. (stiles’ files. files of stiles. miles of files of stiles.) he also observes derek needing to chill the fuck out. so what does stiles do? look up knitting tutorials for the man. he finds the ones on youtube aren’t giving him enough info and the cameras are too shaky and the quality is grainy and stiles is nothing if not nice, okay. he just wants the best for derek.

so he logs onto Skillshare and scrolls until he finds the perfect beginner knitting tutorial. the teacher is a sweet old lady with a soothing voice and it’s just what he wanted. he texts the link to derek and we see him add a few skeins of yarn and knitting needles to his Amazon shopping basket. except they can’t get Amazon as their sponsor so it’s just Scamazon.com instead. stiles has Scamazon Prime so the order will be here tomorrow. he can’t wait to give it to derek and see all his stress melt away. Stiles throws in a couple bath bombs for him too, what the hell.

“Pick up a new hobby today on Skillshare with code LEARN69!” (the numbers were randomly generated but the writers didn’t clock anything strange. they're not great at paying attention to detail.)

stiles cooks most meals for him and his dad. they’re healthy, or at least they’re trying to be. but it’s a lot of work meal prepping and cooking in between his schoolwork and supernatural business and saving everyone’s asses every week. so he gets the HelloFresh meal kit.

he picks all the non-bacon options and steers clear of all the keto meals. it’s just that when the kits come, there’s always an extra serving left no matter how much stiles eats. and he doesn’t really want to eat a lot of it because yeah it’s kind of gourmet but it also still sucks very slightly and he just wants a damn pizza once in a while instead of a quinoa bowl.

but he’ll do anything for his dad so he keeps making the meals and having some left over. a thought occurs to stiles which is that someone else he knows could really use a gourmet meal or two, and loves eating healthy as well. so stiles buys a pack of glass tupperware containers (the fancy kind) and we see him packaging up the extra portion of his meals every night and driving them over to the loft. he leaves them on the doorstep before he knocks and then runs away, looking like a little giggling gremlin all the while. it’s like a reverse prank.

derek opens the door suspiciously the first time but stiles’ scent is all over the container. he picks it up and we see him a minute later scarfing it down, letting himself enjoy the meal stiles made for him, the best meal he’s had in a while. he returns the clean container the next day without a word, leaving it on stiles’ desk, and a new filled container is on his doorstep that same night.

“Try your first box of HelloFresh for free! Use code TUPPERWEREWOLF and sign up today!”

so that’s how teen wolf starts making more money and the cgi improves drastically and all the plot holes fix themselves and sterek becomes canon. and one of the writers becomes a male podcaster and spills the tea on all the behind the scenes drama and he continues getting sponsored by these companies but it doesn’t even matter because we finally got a good show out of it. also the movie never happened. the end

[chaser]

Alright, you can stay brand. But don’t go selling out or doing spons or anything like that

As we near 200,000 followers here at Chaser, we just wanted to say that Coke is one of our favorite tastes. Not only that, but it smells amazing. It makes us go a little crazy to be honest. Like, we cannot get it far enough down our throat to be satisfied. We're only satisfied when we feel those intense, powerful, sweet carbonated sips of Coke down our throat. When we sit back on our heels, look up at you with Coke all over our mouth and slobber running down our neck, hair all fucked up and wipe our mouth with the back of our arm and ask you if we did a good job and you cannot even speak because we just drained all the Coke out of your bottle..... that’s when our thirst is truly satisfied.

[divorcearchive]

🐰: gucci osteria has moved to level 5 of the gucci cheongdam flagship store and will officially open on 4 sept! come on!!!

[thedaily-beer]

Jester King Spon 2018 Shiraz & Cabernet Sauvignon (Thanks, Ian!). A 4 of 4. Given the refermentation with Texas grapes, this does pick up quite a bit of wine qualities, but it's still quite complex and very clearly beer forward. There's funk to it but it's relatively clean, given its age, and definitely a bit on the higher end of the acidic scale. Quite excellent.

[dimensionhoppingtrio]

welcome welcome welcome you were missed dearly 🫶🫶

I saw😭🥺I never even considered leaving because i knew it would sadden a lot of people,including me,but i didn't expect this much and it really warmed my heart🩷🩵

[22plus15]

you can take the girl out of manchester...

[gregdotorg]

Robert Rauschenberg was one of 100 artists commissioned by the Goethe Institute Osaka to make a kite, which would be flown in a "vernissage in the sky" over Himeji Castle in 1989. It was all sponsored by Lufthansa, and after a global exhibition tour, the Art Kites were to be auctioned off, with the proceeds going to the UN Disaster Relief Fund. The catalogue's at the Internet Archive.

Funny story, the Goethe Institute guy who organized the art kites just kept them instead, and 12 years after he died, his family sold them for EUR5.7million.

images: robert rauschenberg, sky house ii, via rrf; lufthansa kite, because flying is art; gerhard richter art kite, which, according to his catalogue raisonné, may be a kite, but is not art; and yoshio kitayama's art kite, which was the best one imho