knightposting

⚔️ teddy | they/he | 20 | legally cannot play anything but elves

[wingedprincessheart]

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

[lycanfall]

i love a good sexy knight post… but gimme more bottom knight… the man who’s taken the prince’s favor because under all that cold cut steel is the prettiest boy he’s ever seen.. eyes as sharp as his sword and who bends so easily to his command. only the prince knows how soft his skin is and what it looks like to see his bravest knight shake beneath him. the way he searches the princes eyes for approval and praise for every feat. oh to be your loyal dog. to make an oath in your name

[squiringg]

we talk a lot about how hot squiring is (and with good reasons) but what about the trust and the bond that's formed? the squire... taking their knights' clothes off every day, every night. they're always by their side, before the battle, and after it. they ready their knight for a day of fighting, then take their armour off once it's done. they're the only one there when the knight is tired and full of bruises, when the knight's mask slips and his shoulders sag with tiredness, the squire is there. always helping, always ready to let their knight rest against them after a hard day's work... they're always there for them, and the knight knows he can put his sword down for once, because he's going to be cared for

[dungeonsanddrow]

what’s the hottest piece of armor sound off below

[darth-moth]

I have... Uh.. a lot of thoughts about this

This may not fully be what op meant

For the purpose of this discussion, instead of wearing gambeson under the armour, the armour itself is padded in a way to not cause harm for the user

Gorget: the objectively correct choice(in my humble opinion), downside: makes biting the lower neck and the surrounding area impossible

Bevor: fully dependent on the exact piece, some are really really really hot some are... The less said about them the better. I also don't have a preference on whether it's nonarticulated or articulated. Pairs nicely with open fronted helmets. Downside: most of them make biting the front of the neck impossible :(

Fauld: hot, can't really say much about them

Tassets: very hot, needs to be worn either with a fauld/belt/rope or something. Prefer non articulated ones

This is part one, as i am too tired to finish it

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Faulds

Fauld with Tassets

[dungeonsanddrow]

no this is exactly what I meant and you are correct about everything ever. thank you for this. 🙏⚔️

[missdiadee]

I love Brennan’s commitment to holding Ally accountable for the batshit insane things they say.

Kristen wants to jump from a tower with a ribbon? Done.

Nat 20 and Hatwell can fly? Sure thing.

HJ tries to steal a cop’s gun? Have fun in the river, my dude!

[rosieandthemoon]

be3el on ig

[quiet-inquiries]

Kneeling at the feet of my lord and lady and waiting for them to nod their heads at me and release me.

I am but a dog in armour and I will serve faithfully, whatever they ask.

When I return from a fight, bloodied and beaten, they wipe the mess from my skin so kindly and have their servants clean and dress me. It's more than a lowly creature like me deserves.

Once, my mistress gave me an old cast-off shirt of hers that was several seasons out of fashion. I fashioned it into a pillow cover, to keep her near me while I rest.

I admit...it can bring certain unholy thoughts to mind in some of the quieter hours.

Would she be shocked if she knew?

Or did she have an idea of what it might do to me?

Or the hunting gloves my lord pressed into my calloused hands as we returned from a successful hunt, stag slung over the back of his mount.

I'd never felt such softly lined gloves. The stitches are so small, you can barely see them.

I would wear them till I wear holes in the fingers.

I recall the heat from his fingertips through the fine leather, as he wiped a smear of dirt from my cheek with his thumb.

"There now. That's better."

I couldn't meet his eyes for fear he would see to the very depths of my soul--see the wicked thoughts beneath.

Truly, I would die for them.

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[dungeonsanddrow]

or just make your squire deal with it

[basicbascinet]

Do not, I said, do NOT threaten the squire to get a rise out of their knight. I don't care how tempting it is, this will NOT end in your favor. YES, you doofus, even if the squire is trembling and scared, in fact, ESPECIALLY if they do that. Get your issues sorted out with a therapist. I'm telling y--

Aaaaand now you are a bloody pulp. I told you. God damn idiot.

[berlynn-wohl]

BONUS: same knight 20 minutes later

[unseenbox]

It's genuinely blowing my mind that ally and lou managed to make hj and lavonte queer by both human standards *and* vampire ones. Like, they both get permission from their prey to drink their blood! They're a walking masquerade breach from the clan that's supposed to be all about that Camarilla shit! The one time they used their mind control powers they fucked up the interaction and did not win a dog! HJ is LaVonte's Sire and he's perfectly fine and even prefers to let him lead the way!

They're queer coming and going. Truly no one is doing it like them.

[knightclubbing]

just opened an envelope with my bigass sword #my bigass sword #it was a bill #violence

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[spooky-cowfish]

Some knight out there dosnt know that his squires are exchanging this meme saying "Sir William core"

[dungeonsanddrow]

It’s me I’m the squires

[te-eth-milk]

murph has such an impeccable talent to take the trope of big stoic buff guy with a code of honor and instead of being so cool make a character who is an absolute loser

[nosnexus]

Love a good downtime montage!

City Council of Darkness episode 6

[memorycycle]

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

[one-1-eye]