#sry kid

[leaving-this-hellsite]

Me:*about to get laid in a video game*

My 5 year old sibling:*sits beside me to see what I am doing*

Me:

[autoneurotic]

one of my fb friends named their baby......lakerston

[zombee]

*breaks down your door* it will! IT WILL BE CANON! THEY'LL BOTH BE CANON!! HGGRUAH *dashes out of your window*

lol there there

[dolorific]

I don't want to see school supplies for the next 10 months

[613148]

I'm so lonely :c

Gawsh, I really need a hug. No ones here. Poop. I need to talk to someone. No ones awake; no one wants to talk to me. Poopy poop. Let's listen to depressing songs for the rest of the night and stay on twitter and tumblr all night. I fail at life. 

[lucy-vanpelt]

zuko tries to get a job at tsn!facebook

"uh," eduardo mumbles, staring down at the illegible resume in his hands. "you know mark already filled the palo alto internship positions last week, right?"

"yes, of course," zuko blurts out all in a rush, "but i was thinking you might need someone to help out on the business end of things, and, well, i'm a business major too, and my dad manages a hedge fund out in california. i've also been involved in akpsi for a couple of years and just last summer a friend and i earned a lot of money investing in the tea industry. such as it is." by the end of this soliloquy he's gone a bit red in the face, a noisy breath of air punctuating his last sentence.

"thanks," eduardo says slowly, handing the sheet of paper back to him. "we're not--really--looking? right now? sorry?"

"that's okay, i'd just thought i'd ask," zuko sighs, standing up. "um, let me know if you ever reconsider!"

"not likely," eduardo mutters under his breath.

"what was that?"

"undoubtedly," he says, wincing.