#staf

[nerdvolutionkurisu]

Deer - day 29

The crown of bone, sharp as blades, reason of it's demise

[ribena59p]

[britishfruits]

perfectly captured in a finesse flash shot love my dog name rocco

[revermbed]

She hammering my car explosion til i alert the fbi

[vomitpukey]

Im here for the um here about the staf? Im interested it sounds interesting

Foaming at the mouth rn prepare thyself for a long post.

Story-Time at Freddy's is a game created by @directdogman. (I'd also highly recommend their newer way more polished game Dialtown! Sorry, Hound, for the ping) It's a purely text-based visual novel that follows newly hired Freddy's nightguard, Jeff.

It's p short, took me about 40-ish minutes to beat, you can play it here (see link below) if you'd like! Spoilers below the cut (warning im prolly mixing up the timing of certain events i need to replay this game lmao).

Jeff goes to this dingy ass old crusty pizza joint to get a job, is immediately told by the local crazy person and former freddys employee Fritz that the place is extra-haunted. Bill Afton, the owner of the place, stops him from talking, so Fritz runs out of the resturant lol. You never see Fritz after this, I assume he died on the trek back to wherever the hell he lives at lmao.

After introducing himself to Bill and getting a job, Jeff walks over to the stage where he meets Scott. Scott tries his hardest to 'subtly' explain that the robots are haunted and there are bodies inside them to Jeff without actually stating it. He is hit with a blow dart for this crime against freddys.

Jeff then conveniently runs back into Bill who pulls dog food out of his pocket (fucking vile) and asks Jeff to please go feed his son Michael. Poor Jeff. Michael is locked behind a fake wall, smells like death, is rotting, and eats the food like a rabid animal. It's actually very well done. My description does not do this disturbing ass part any justice.

Jeff gets the fuck outta there rq, Bill is all like "ok see you tomorrow enjoy the nightshift", and Jeff comes back at the time of his shift. Spooky shit happens bc of fnaf, you can die at this part if you pick the wrong choices lmao.

Jeff starts walking around and stumbles upon the missing children's incident poster, to which he decides this must mean the kids were made into pizza. God, I love Jeff's dumbass.

He comes across Bill later, he's in a golden freddy suit and has a totally not bodybag with him. So normal. Yep. Bill quickly leaves lmao.

Again, I really need to replay this shit bc I know there was a funny reason for the place burning down, but it burns tf down. Jeff and Bill exit the place and Jeff is like "oh shit what do we do now" and Bill is like "Jeff don't you understand this is just the beginning we can rebuild freddys and start everything over and-" and then Michael comes out from the rubble and is like "Father." And Bill gets into his car at lightspeed and zooms away at mache speeds lmao.

The game ends with Michael saying he'll find his father again and Jeff being out of a job. I think. I kinda forgor the exact details of the ending💀💀💀

[chellestrash]

okay so @chelseasdagger has been shadowbanned for a week now?? @staff @support hello?!

[ysfirwn]

Seorang teman bertanya, “Berapa gajimu sebulan kerja di toko itu?" 

Ia menjawab, "1,5 Juta Rupiah". 

"Hanya 1,5 Juta Rupiah? Sedikit sekali ia menghargai keringatmu. Apa cukup untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidupmu?"

Sejak saat itu ia jadi membenci pekerjaannya, lalu ia meminta kenaikan gaji pada pemilik toko, pemilik toko menolak dan mem-PHK-nya. Kini, ia justru tidak berpenghasilan dan jadi pengangguran.

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Saat arisan seorang ibu bertanya, "Rumahmu ini apa tidak terlalu sempit? bukankah anak-anakmu banyak?"

Rumah yang tadinya terasa lapang sejak saat itu mulai dirasa sempit oleh penghuninya. Ketenangan pun hilang saat keluarga ini mulai terbelit hutang kala mencoba membeli rumah besar dengan cara kredit ke bank.

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Saudara laki-lakinya bertanya saat kunjungan seminggu setelah adik perempuannya melahirkan, "Hadiah apa yang diberikan suamimu setelah engkau melahirkan?" 

"Tidak ada", Jawab adiknya pendek.

Saudara laki-lakinya berkata lagi, "Astaga, apa engkau tidak berharga disisinya? Aku bahkan sering memberi hadiah istriku di hari-hari istimewanya". 

Siang itu, ketika suaminya lelah pulang dari kantor mendapati istrinya merajuk dirumah, keduanya lalu terlibat pertengkaran. Sebulan kemudian, suami-istri ini akhirnya bercerai karena si istri berpikir suaminya tidak mampu membahagiakannya.

Dari mana sumber masalahnya? Dari kalimat sederhana yang diucapkan saudara laki-laki kepada adik perempuannya.

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Seseorang bertanya pada kakek tua, "Berapa kali anakmu mengunjungimu dalam sebulan?" 

 "Sebulan sekali". 

 "Wah keterlaluan sekali anak-anakmu itu. Di usia senjamu ini seharusnya mereka mengunjungimu lebih sering". 

Hati si kakek menjadi sempit padahal tadinya ia amat rela jika hanya dikunjungi sebulan sekali oleh anak-anaknya. Ia jadi sering menangis dan ini memperburuk kesehatan dan kondisi badannya.

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Sejujurnya, apa sebenarnya keuntungan yang diperoleh ketika bertanya seperti pertanyaan-pertanyaan di atas itu?

Jagalah diri dan jangan mencampuri kehidupan orang lain. Jangan mengecilkan dunia mereka. Menanamkan rasa tak rela pada yang mereka miliki. Mengkritisi penghasilan dan keluarga mereka dan lain-lain.

Masuklah ke rumah orang lain dalam keadaan buta. Keluarlah dari rumah orang lain dalam keadaan bisu. Bila ada bom yang meledak, cobalah introspeksi diri.

Bisa jadi, kitalah yang sebenarnya menyalakan sumbunya. 

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Dikutip dan diedit dari utas yang ditulis oleh @mommy_elzar di platform Twitter.

https://twitter.com/mommy_elzar/status/1282541386055598080?s=20