#starblaster crew

[emiko-matsui]

honestly never not thinking about how the ipre destroyed ninety nine worlds on their journey and the first thing taako, magnus, and merle did when they reunited was level phandalin to the ground

[found-family-tournament]

Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 10 Group 50

Propaganda and further images under the cut

The Seven Birds/IPRE/Starblaster Crew (The Adventure Zone: Balance) vs The Ghost Crew (Star Wars Rebels)

Seven Birds

Ghost Crew

Voting ended onSep 15, 2023

Seven Birds: Taako, Magnus, Merle, Lup, Lucretia, Davenport, Barry Ghost Crew: Kanan Jarrus, Hera Syndulla, Sabine Wren, Garazeb Orrelios, Ezra Bridger, Chopper

Seven Birds:

they literally spent a hundred years becoming a family and lucretia tried her best to protect the but they could only save the world after all of them had been reunited and they LOVE each other they deserve to win this whole thing

Ghost Crew:

SPACE FAMILY :D

ur honour they mean everything to me,,,,

BESTEST SPACE FAMILY THEY'RE ALL SO INCREDIBLY SUPPORTIVE OF EACH OTHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND AAAAAAAHHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[papergardener]

As much as I love the idea that Davenport chose the Starblaster crew, that he saw their innate potential and goodness and had to fight to have them as part of this extraordinary mission...

What if instead the rest of the crew were assigned by the IPRE. And some guy hands him the crew list and goes 'Good luck!'

Davenport, reading it: what the fuck

[skygemspeaks]

au where everything goes horribly wrong in story and song, the ipre crew has to escape with the light of creation, and have their final stand on a deserted world where no innocents are around to be caught in the crossfire.

then, the hunger is gone for good and they don’t have the promise of an end date for moving on to the next world.

the magic users in the group spend four years trying to find a way to travel between planar systems, and then they spend the next five years after that hopping from planar system to planar system, hoping that one of these days, they’ll find the one they called home.

imagine it’s nine years after angus lost his entire family. he’s twenty now, no longer a boy, and even though carey and killian were the best guardians he could ask for, and had raised him with all the love in the world, his heart still aches for the ipre crew.

their world has moved on and rebuilt after the run-in with the hunger.

the stories about the seven heroes from the day of story and song have taken on a near-mythical status. statues of them go up in all the big cities, turning them into minor deities in their own rights.

and then, one day, angus goes in to his job at lucas’ school, and students and staff alike are all abuzz.

he hears about sightings of a brilliant silver ship, streaking through the sky the night before.

angus feels the shock reverberate through every cell in his body, feels his heart fill with hope. he wants to learn more about it, to dust off his rusty detective skills. 

but he has a job to do, and he can’t abandon it.

he stumbles his way through the first hour of classes, until a teaching assistant shows up to take over his class, letting him know that lucas wanted him in his office.

angus goes, heart in his throat and wondering what the headmaster wants with him.

when he walks through the door, lucas looks up at him with tear-filled eyes and a brilliant smile on his face.

he holds out a stone of farspeech in angus’ direction.

confused, angus takes the stone from him.

“hello?” he asks, unsure. 

the reply comes immediately in a voice that sounds close to tears, one he’d been waiting a decade to hear again.

“what’s shakin’, pumpkin?”

[daily-davenport]

Today’s Davenport is surrounded by his family.

[Image description start. A question from anonymous asking: “Pirate themed birthday party for the captain?” A full colored illustration featuring all 7 of the Starblaster crew. Davenport, a gnome with red mustache and goatee and hard pulled back with a bow, is in the center with Merle, a glasses wearing dwarf with a bushy grey mustache and beard and his hair pulled back into a bun. Davenport is happy crying and rubbing tears away from his eyes. Merle has two birthday hats with pirate flag skull bones and a bright colorful shirt with flowers and leaves. To the viewers left is Lucretia, a dark skinned human with white short cut hair in blue clothing, she is holding a green wrapped present in his hands smiling as she comes in to join the group. Next to her right is Lup, a dark skinned elf with blond hair with purple tips, wearing a red robe and a purple and pink pirate hat with a pink bow. Next is Barry, a light skinned human with brown hair and glasses, wearing the same birthday hat as Merle and in red robes. Both Lup and Barry are floating behind the group. Magnus is a tanned human with red messy hair, wearing 3 hats, one on his head and 2 on either side of his head on his ears. He is placing a bright blue pirate hat with a yellow feather on Davenport’s head. And last but not least on the viewers right is, Taako, a dark skinned elf with blond hair with pink tips in a loose braid, also wearing the same hat as Lup, in a purple and yellow outfit. In front of him is a blue cake with a little pirate ship on top to look like its sailing through the seas. Everyone is happy to celebrate Davenport’s birthday! End description.]

[xoxo-ben-xoxo]

TAZ: Balance characters as things I've said

Taako: You wanted to live a life totally free of sin? Yikes okay well your first mistake was initiating this conversation, my dude.

Magnus: God... I just...... hhhhhnnnng,,,,, w- women,, with muscles... good.

Merle: What part of a cactus isn't sexy???

Lup: Be gay do crime is not specific enough. Try to be creative. Be gay commit arson.

Barry: Jean glasses. Jlasses.

Lucretia: Shit! Fuck! I bought another fucking book! Why did nobody stop me??

Davenport: Why is there no sea shanties on your playlist? There should be. Get your life together.

Kravitz: Skeletons should be allowed a little re-animation, as a treat.

Angus: Ok Google how to get adopted by your teacher slash father-figure?

Killian: They say let's go lesbians, but where are we going?

Carey: I want to kick a child.

[umbraastaff]

a look into barold bluejeans’ descent into madness

(ive been torturing my friends explaining this lately so i decided to channel my pain into barry instead. if you know what he’s talking about i’m so sorry)

[multi-fandom-incorrect-quotes]

Davenport: if I die during a cycle I'm leaving behind a bowl of advice

Davenport: for instance, "Taako and Lup stop doing that", applies to everything

Davenport: so does "Merle stop doing that"