#stardew rambles

[moonferry]

doing a new save since 1.6 is now on switch!

and i decided to marry sam!!

i waited until year two so kent could be and the wedding and i do not regret it!

(except maybe the fact that the wedding was on kent's birthdya LOLLL)

bur anyway, here's the dialogue. kent's made me burst into tears.

also abby and penny had one, too!

but not sebastian, which i found odd..

[thechaotichorse]

I JUST NOTICED THAT JAS JUMPS AND HAS A HEART SPEECHBUBBLE WHEN THE BABIES COME IN THE MOONLIGHT JELLY THING

AUAUYUWWWW MY HEARTTTR

[inkstainedfarmer]

Have a drabble? A short little angsty thing

“We were never meant to last,” Shane whispers softly. His hands holding Alex’s face, “for you are a flame burning bright and I am nothing but wax meant to melt.”

“We were never meant to last,” Alex agrees, blood pouring from the corner of his mouth, “for you are the ocean, vast and beautiful and I am nothing but a stone meant for nothing.”

[moonferry]

there's like 3 stages of the stardew brain rot it's insane it's like

1. i'm going to play this game nonstop and do All the things

2. i'm going to hang out with my fav npcs, maybe look at some of their tags on tumblr and see what the fandom is up to!

and then

3. i literally haven't touched the actual game in days but i can't stop thinking about this npc & rotating them around in my mind like the plate in a microwave. it's like every time the timer beeps i go Hold on and see the food is still cold in the middle so back in it goes .

[moonferry]

stardew valley should be renamed neurodivergent valley because Everyone in that game has some sort of neurodivergent spice going on

and i will not be taking criticism (<- is neurodivergent and heavily relates to far too many characters for it to be a coincidence)

[moonferry]

it's 1 in the morning so this may be a moment of weakness but i need y'all to hear me out. kent is like unreasonably attractive. his sprite doesn't do him justice but HIS PORTRAIT ? phew.

and the way he's a changed man with ptsd but the second he realizes he was in the wrong, he apologized to his wife? AND HE GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO ASK YOU TO BRING HER FAVORITE FRUIT???

update its now 2 am and i made this

[ID: a video showing all the marriage candidates with text saying "now which of us will be the object of your attraction?" it then cuts to the male farmer who is saying "hmm. wow. what great options. this is going to be so hard." kent enters and it says "oh neighbors! i've returned from war" the farmer says "HELLO SOLDIER" and a heart bubble appears over their head]

[moonferry]

i so wish the spouses would like. Do something after marriage. like literally only 2-4 people in the town have a job they continue to go to after marriage .

it makes me sad that they just. give up their life from before? if that makes sense. like i love them living at my farm! but you can still have friends??? some of them only visit other people like once a month.

and when they DO visit their friends, they mention how it's been "so long" like ?? literally nothing is stopping u from walking into town to socialize??? i do it all the time ??

[moonferry]

if kent stardew valley has one million fans, i'm one of them. if kent stardew valley has ten fans, i am one of them. if kent stardew valley has only one fan, THAT'S ME. if kent stardew valley has no fans, then that means i am no longer on this earth. if the world is against kent stardew valley... i am against the world.