#state 15

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

GA: You know something I never understood? What is it with white people and sitting on their front porch during a thunderstorm?

VA: ah, its calming?

GA: a thunderstorm?

MI: must be a southern thing idk

AR: its soothing

KY: it let's me not think for a while

MD: it gives me an excuse to not... do anything. To just kind of be.

FL: it silences the maelstrom of emotions and feelings in my head.

GA: FL, you're not white?

FL: did you just 'you dont even go here' to me about how I feel about rain??

KY: let's be honest, with all the stupid stuff FL does he is at least a quarter white.

GA: or his dumbassery is just learned. He was raised by Spain, let's not forget

FL: you know I'm right here

GA: are you listening to me, the rain, or the maelstrom of emotions in your head?

FL: I hate everyone here.

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

WV: So... again, you’re alibi is that a mysterious stranger gave you a gun, made you put your hand prints on it, robbed the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants. 

TX: okay, yeah, sure, when you say it like that it doesn’t sound believable.

WV: *see KY walking by* Oh, hey, KY, did you see the file of new legislation that I left for you on your seat?

KY: Oh, yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

WV: Thanks, dad. 

*all the states stop* 

WV: Why is everyone staring at me?

OH: You just called KY ‘dad.’ You just said, ‘thanks dad.’

WV: What? No I didn’t, I said, ‘thanks man.’

KY: *incredibly awkward* Do you, uh, see me as a father-figure?

WV: What? No. If anything I see you as a ‘bother figure,’ cause you’re always bothering me.

DE: Hey! Show your father some respect!

WV: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

KY: *clear throat* No, no, no, West. It’s alright. I take it as a compliment.

TX: You did call him ‘dad’, dude.

WV: You shut-up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

TX: Okay, so the gun and the robbery, I was lying about that. But you did call him ‘dad.’

WV: Ah-ha! So he admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan.

KY: I believe you.

WV: Thank you.

KY: Pal.

WV: Ugh.

KY: You wanna talk about this later over a game of catch?

WV: *staring down at their notes* I’d like that. 

Bonus

VA: I don’t understand! 

GA: It’s okay, VA, some people just fit better with others-

VA: WV is literally named after me! Not ‘West Kentucky’, not ‘west’, but West Virginia!