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[spinowolfie]

Day 1, Delaware

I made dtiys for myself basically! I going draw all 50 states of America, NATO, NASA and of course America/USA at the end!

Yes I doing it in order as well! So basically I can't skip and the states I wanted to draw I doing them in order for each day when I finish drawing them!

So 1. Delaware - 232 years old December 7, 1787!

I had fun drawing this guy! Adding few things onto this guy! I thought given him a book be a cool idea like he tells small storys to younger states about the country! As well given him a hat and the trool from the flag too!

And his clothes kinda look like same from the people on the flag too! So I given him that and some golden patterns as well!

I doing next state. If you want do this dtiys as well just tag me! I honestly would love see your guys statehumans design and amazing idea you did for them!

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

*sometime during the American Revolution*

DE: So, what vexes all men?

MA: What indeed

RI: The sea?

NJ: Sums?

MD: the dichotomy of good and evil?

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

MA: ...

DE: ....

MA: HOW THE F ARE YOU TALLER THAN ME

DE: look, Mass, I understand why you're upset, but-

MA: DONT YOU DARE TAKE THAT 'OLDER SIBLING' VOICE ON ME YOU ASS JUST BECAUSE YOURE TECHNICALLY 'the first to enter the union bleh' DONT MEAN SHIT I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SHOOT

DE: okay, look-

MA: I COULD KICK YOUR ASS AT ANY AND EVERY SPORT

DE: okay, that's not technically true, but-

MA: I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RIDE

DE: alright, look-

MA: IM OLDER THAN YOU

DE: okay, maybe-

FL: lmao looks like someone has a short temper. And a short, well, everything else

MA: ILL KICK YOUR ASS LIKE WE DID TO THE BRITS IN '75

FL: wasnt bunker hill an American loss?

MA: I'm sorry what battles did you fight in in the revolution?

FL: I-

MA: that's right, Limey, you've got nothing to add

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

WV: So... again, you’re alibi is that a mysterious stranger gave you a gun, made you put your hand prints on it, robbed the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants. 

TX: okay, yeah, sure, when you say it like that it doesn’t sound believable.

WV: *see KY walking by* Oh, hey, KY, did you see the file of new legislation that I left for you on your seat?

KY: Oh, yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

WV: Thanks, dad. 

*all the states stop* 

WV: Why is everyone staring at me?

OH: You just called KY ‘dad.’ You just said, ‘thanks dad.’

WV: What? No I didn’t, I said, ‘thanks man.’

KY: *incredibly awkward* Do you, uh, see me as a father-figure?

WV: What? No. If anything I see you as a ‘bother figure,’ cause you’re always bothering me.

DE: Hey! Show your father some respect!

WV: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

KY: *clear throat* No, no, no, West. It’s alright. I take it as a compliment.

TX: You did call him ‘dad’, dude.

WV: You shut-up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

TX: Okay, so the gun and the robbery, I was lying about that. But you did call him ‘dad.’

WV: Ah-ha! So he admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan.

KY: I believe you.

WV: Thank you.

KY: Pal.

WV: Ugh.

KY: You wanna talk about this later over a game of catch?

WV: *staring down at their notes* I’d like that. 

Bonus

VA: I don’t understand! 

GA: It’s okay, VA, some people just fit better with others-

VA: WV is literally named after me! Not ‘West Kentucky’, not ‘west’, but West Virginia! 

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

*sometime during the revolution*

MD: okay, well... I'll admit, things are not going exactly as we planned, and I can see why a lot of you are feeling... well, somewhat disheartened-

NY: we're not only getting our asses kicked, but France is no more closer to getting us aid than they were a year ago. Yeah, how do we even know they're actually helping us?? For all we know, they're selling our secrets to England!

NC: France helping England?

SC: Oh, yeah, that sounds sooo realistic.

MD: *glares at them* y'alls attitudes are terrible! Not only have the English not captured general Washington, but we've actually shown them that we're a capable force!

DE: MD is right. Buck up, yall. What are we?

Group: *mutters pathetically*

DE: I cant hear you! What are we?

Group: *a little louder* Americans

DE: what was that?

Group: Americans!

DE: Yeah! We're Americans! And you know what that means? We're going to open up a merry can of whoop ass on the British!

Group: ....

NY: do you take constructive criticism?

DE: no

[samaya-samachar]

प्रदेश १ सरकारले ३२ अर्ब ४६ करोड ९२ लाखको बजेट सार्बजनिक

प्रदेश १ सरकारले आगामी आर्थिक वर्षका लागी विनियोजन गरेको बजेट सार्वजनिक गरेको छ ।

काठमाडौं । प्रदेश १ सरकारले आगामी आर्थिक वर्षका लागी विनियोजन गरेको बजेट सार्वजनिक गरेको छ । प्रदेशको कुल बजेट ३२ अर्ब ४६ करोड ९२ लाख रुपैयाँ बराबरको रहेको छ । यो वर्ष अघिल्लो आर्थिक वर्षको भन्दा करिब ७ अर्ब कम बजेट हो । अघिल्लो आर्थिक वर्ष प्रदेश १ सरकारले ४० अर्ब ८९ करोड ९९ लाख ४७ हजारको बजेट विनियोजन गरेको थियो । आर्थिक मामिला तथा योजना मन्त्री टङ्क आङ्बुहाङले सोमबार प्रदेशसभामा पेश गरेको…

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[riderplanet]

Clips from Stage 1 of the 2016 Dakar Rally, which was cancelled due to heavy rain in Argentina.