*sometime during the American Revolution*
DE: So, what vexes all men?
MA: What indeed
RI: The sea?
NJ: Sums?
MD: the dichotomy of good and evil?
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*sometime during the American Revolution*
DE: So, what vexes all men?
MA: What indeed
RI: The sea?
NJ: Sums?
MD: the dichotomy of good and evil?
GA: You know something I never understood? What is it with white people and sitting on their front porch during a thunderstorm?
VA: ah, its calming?
GA: a thunderstorm?
MI: must be a southern thing idk
AR: its soothing
KY: it let's me not think for a while
MD: it gives me an excuse to not... do anything. To just kind of be.
FL: it silences the maelstrom of emotions and feelings in my head.
GA: FL, you're not white?
FL: did you just 'you dont even go here' to me about how I feel about rain??
KY: let's be honest, with all the stupid stuff FL does he is at least a quarter white.
GA: or his dumbassery is just learned. He was raised by Spain, let's not forget
FL: you know I'm right here
GA: are you listening to me, the rain, or the maelstrom of emotions in your head?
FL: I hate everyone here.
*sometime during the revolution*
MD: okay, well... I'll admit, things are not going exactly as we planned, and I can see why a lot of you are feeling... well, somewhat disheartened-
NY: we're not only getting our asses kicked, but France is no more closer to getting us aid than they were a year ago. Yeah, how do we even know they're actually helping us?? For all we know, they're selling our secrets to England!
NC: France helping England?
SC: Oh, yeah, that sounds sooo realistic.
MD: *glares at them* y'alls attitudes are terrible! Not only have the English not captured general Washington, but we've actually shown them that we're a capable force!
DE: MD is right. Buck up, yall. What are we?
Group: *mutters pathetically*
DE: I cant hear you! What are we?
Group: *a little louder* Americans
DE: what was that?
Group: Americans!
DE: Yeah! We're Americans! And you know what that means? We're going to open up a merry can of whoop ass on the British!
Group: ....
NY: do you take constructive criticism?
DE: no