#staticradiorose

[wolame-o-ccx]

Quick mediarose and catlastor:)

[samskyklek]

His greed sickens me

I have so many normal thoughts about them

[ghostr0tz]

they just thought he was busy :c

[staticradioismyfavhateship]

StaticRadioRose Week day 1: first meeting

:D

[cringefailvox]

vox and rosie are horrible oversharers with zero sense of personal privacy, meanwhile alastor shares something about himself once every decade and it's so heavily cloaked in innuendo that they don't even realize he's divulged a secret for weeks afterwards

[whiskyarts]

deer dinner

[alastorssimpforever]

HAZBIN POLY SHIPS ROUND 1

Chaggistor 🎀🌈🦌

Charlie's Heaven 🌈🎀🪽🗡️

StaticRadioRose 📺🦌🌹

RadioHuskerDust 🐈‍⬛🦌🕷️

AppleMedia 🍎📺🦌

MediaBelle 🦌🌈📺

Poly Vees 📺🦋💄

Chaggette 🌈🎀💄

RoyalRadioRose 🍎👑🦌🌹

AppleCore 🍎👑🎸🍃

RadioAppleDust 🦌🍎🕷️

AlzyMaid 🦌🎵🧹

Voting ended onJul 13, 2025

PROPAGANDA AND SHIP NAMES EXPLAINED BELOW:

Chaggistor - Alastor x Charlie x Vaggie

A bisexual dream for Charlie. And why fight when they can both just date the person they obviously care about deeply?

Charlie's Heaven - Charlie x Emily x Vaggie x Lute

Sapphic love galore! The whole crew of angels enjoy each other!

StaticRadioRose - Vox x Alastor x Rosie

Vox and Alastor are still at each other throats but are with their lovely wife Rosie!

Radiohuskerdust - Alastor x Husk x Angel

The iconic trio of our favorite boy failures and craziness. Radiodust, Radiohusk and Huskerdust combined! It's amazing!

Applemedia - Lucifer x Alastor x Vox

Radioapple and Radiostatic!!! Let's gooo! It's definitely going to be dramatic.

Mediabelle - Alastor x Vox x Charlie

Charlie definitely tops her two dramatic husbands.

Poly Vees - Vox x Velvette x Valentino

Team Vees!!! An amazing power poly!

Chaggette - Charlie x Vaggie x Velvette

Chaggie with a bit of flair with Velvette's fashion!

RoyalRadioRose - Lucifer x Lilith x Alastor x Rosie

Lucilith, Radioapple, Radiorose, and Rosilith? It's a dream! A truly perfect quartet.

AppleCore - Adam x Eve x Lilith x Lucifer

The whole Eden gang in one poly! Let's goooo!

RadioAppleDust - Alastor x Lucifer x Angel

Radioapple and Radiodust! Their dynamic would be so hilarious!

AlzyMaid - Mimzy x Alastor x Niffty

Alastor loves his two short wives. And I can totally see Mimzy and Niffty having a thing for each other!

[ap0theism]

what undernegotiated unbalanced polyamory have u thought up ur genius needs 2 be shared

SO GLAD YOU ASKED.

First I would like to address my Good and Consistent polyamorous ships. PolyVees and Charlie’s Angels you could never hurt me. Lute/Abel/Emily you could probably hurt me. RoseMedia definitely doesn’t count as any flavor of healthy but I talk about them a lot and they are at least generally negotiated if not safe or sane.

But now. My favorite rare combos including things people have surely never conceived before. You can combine as many as you want to make the world’s worst giant polycule and every day it gets worse. I am not gonna specify individual connections, some of them should be easy to figure out. It’s undernegotiated for a reason. Ranking these roughly from normal-ish to Less. And to be clear I’d write fics for all of these.

StaticMothDust

MediaBelle

Cherri/Pentious/Sera

PolyVees + Angel Dust

Charlie/Emily/Lute/Vaggi (or Charlie’s Angels Extended Edition)

Velvette/Carmilla/Vaggi/Charlie

Val/Angel/Husk/Alastor/Vox

Rosie/Lilith/Lucifer/Vox(/Alastor)

Velvette/Lute/Emily/Vaggi/Charlie/Vox(/Val?)

Charlie/Vox/Alastor/Rosie