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having coworkers is important for learning how to let what you consider to be out of pocket comments slide past unacknowledged

#origimals #the other day i said i didnt like having ragged nails and she asked me if i have ocd #and this isnt even weird like most people wouldnt think much of a response like that #humbling to be reminded that being on a niche blogging platform 10 hours a day does actually make ME the weird one #statistically speaking

birdposting

so for my birthday this week my spouse commissioned a collage portrait of our youngest parrot (from this artist) and I love it

and obviously had to get a comparison photo

but then I laughed really hard when I realised we had just recreated this picture

#also if anyone sees this and goes ‘omg so cute i should get a parrot’: no you shouldn’t #statistically speaking #they are expensive high-maintenance pets with vetinary and behavioural needs most people cannot meet #ours *are* cute though #but they eat walls if out of sight for five minutes #it me #art #crafts #birds #parrots #hot fuzz

Every murder victim ever loved everyone and was loved by everyone.

This is why I'm an asocial hermit who wants everyone to leave me alone.

#shitpost #it's funny because it's true #lorelei's mind #introvert #true crime #statistically speaking #social anxiety

My therapist still doesn’t think it is impossible for me to be autistic, but the big major thing seems to be social struggles, and I am fine socially. It doesn’t even feel like masking besides if I’m in a mood episode hiding other symptoms. I am socially isolated and a bit weird if you get to know me, but I don’t dread having to interact with people casually. I quite enjoy being in public. I am not socially anxious. A crowd is fine, fun at times. The act of existing near people is not the same level of draining as interacting with people. Needing to ask an employee something is easy, if that turns into a conversation bring it on! I’m friendly!

#I do go home for lunch to be around No One but my coworkers do that too #just in their cars #my coworkers routinely say things like it is too peopley out #i am soooooo much more patient in public than how they describe #wurd up #social battery requires actually socializing #being in proximity to a stranger while we are both minding our own business is nothing #I have my headphones and phone #it costs practically nothing because i am in my own world #on the flip side existing near a person in public is often a satisfying experience and counts as my socialization for the weekend #I have public time quotas #I enjoy going places #I feel weird sometimes (often) but I am objectively weird #I say some apparently off the wall stuff but tbh it’s not that weird #like when talking about motorcyclists intentionally revving their obnoxiously loud bikes while they are waiting at the light #I said i hope they fall down NOT that I hope they crash #like in my mind it’s like saying i hope they step on a Lego #mildly inconvenienced #also they really don’t love ‘they might be dead’ as an answer #to why someone is not around #even if they were elderly it apparently isn’t nice to consider old people have a good chance of dying #statistically speaking #people always die so that is always a possibility

You BETRAY the Layton Fandom? You Stab them I’m the Back like Emmy? Oh! Oh jail for LHP! Jail for LHP for one thousand years!!!!!!

OK FINE.

Look. If there are any other Metroid fans following me who are insane enough about that series and have too much time on their hands. This is your sign. One of you has to make that damn blog. I can help you out if you ask me.

But if there isn’t one by the day Prime 4 comes out. I’ll do it myself.

#not a heritage post #ask #statistically speaking #I have a lot of followers here #I know Professor Layton and Metroid aren’t exactly similar games #like at all #but there has to be someone else here who knows enough about these games #come on #like I’ll said #I can help out #I can search posts for you that haven’t been seen since 2012 #I got experience

Fun game: you know for a while there were those label the countries/states things going around?

I just wanna give USAmericans and English people maps of each others landmasses and ask them to label where 'the North' and 'the South' is

#no scottish ppl tho #ur not playing within the spirit of the rules 😛#*you* live in the south #statistically speaking

okay omg I just finished statistically speaking and I just have to tell you how GREAT it is and how much I loved it

the way you formatted it was SO SATISFYING. The story line had me hooked the whole time and the way you wrote all the characters was incredible too!! Don't even get me started on the smut because- DAMN I love how it wasn't involving around smut and yet you did great job writing it

“Absent father behaviour,” Mingyu grumbles as he moves his face to burrow into your shirt. It’s a bad joke, but you laugh anyway.

uhm me who? I laughed lil too bad

“I might love you,” he says into the darkness. A secret, just for you and the walls to hear.

OH MY GOD???

also, Hi!! I am the anon who asked about your headers because they truly look amazing! I came across hit's different in July (I think??) and have been following you ever since. I love your writing so much 🥹

tears in my eyes this is such a nice thing to find in my inbox

I'm glad you liked the storyline and the tidbits of smut, I gonna be honest smut writing isn't my favourite thing in the world so I do have to power through it sometimes. but im glad it was well placed and not the centre of attention 🥹

THE QUOTES AKSJFDNA ive said this a million times before but I LOVE it when people do this thank you for laughing at my bad attempt at humour and sappy I love yous 😭

THANK YOU FOR ASKING ABOUT THE HEADERS TOO omg im so glad hits different was your gateway to gyuswhoreland 🤍

#ty for sending this in it made me sososo happy #<333 #em.izzyy-stuff #statistically speaking

statistically speaking, SOME of those words are in the bible

#just saying #statistically speaking #words #none of those words are in the bible #except that yeah #at least some #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#my post