#stfu ari

[yeetdeeznuts]

Since I’m a sucker for stupid in love lesbian’s here’s me pushing my Talurel content.

Reasons why you should ship talaurel:

-it’s basically Damijon but yuri

-everything’s better with women

-read the teen justice book pls

-Jon/laurel was never aged up

-they’re literally girlfriends Istg

-their designs are adorable

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[fuddsgf]

how to be an ice cream cone no borax no glue

(@bernardsbendystraws )

[artzy-ari]

Why is my shitty Freddy/Monty art my top post

[itsamystari]

Honestly I’m constantly torn between looking like a post-apocalyptic survivor who isn’t afraid to cut a bitch and looking like a soft forest-dwelling witch who does nothing but study the stars 24/7 and idk how to rectify this

[yeetdeeznuts]

Halloween Batfam headcannons!! Pt1.

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- Dick and Barbara probably did a matching couples costume. Depending on who chose the costume it can very from something very cute like Barbie and Ken to something really silly like Blues Clues

-Tim tried to do a group costume with young justice- key words TRIED. There was a mixup in the group chat and they all went as something insanely different

-Jason either doesn’t dress up at all or goes ALL out. There is no in between.

-Damian wanted to just stay inside and skip Halloween but his friends wouldn’t let him and they all ended up going as characters from Winnie the Pooh (he was Eyore)

-Alfred helped make everyone’s costumes and made sure to take plenty of pictures

-Jason ALSO took many pictures but for blackmail.

-Bruce and Selina went as Batman and Catwoman except Bruce was Catwoman and Selina was Batman

-Bruce an Selina watched movies together and handed out candy

-Tim went to a Halloween party but got overwhelmed the first ten minutes and left

-Conner got hammered at said Halloween party

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I have WAY more ideas for headcannons than I have time to type rn but if you guys also have any ideas feel free to share

[yeetdeeznuts]

“When do I get my John Constantine?” I say knowing full well that I AM John Constantine and nobody is willing to put up with my bullshit.

[yeetdeeznuts]

I was bored in class today and had a thought and now I’m wondering what everyone else thinks so my question is: if members of the bat family were a plant/flower what would they be? And why.

[yeetdeeznuts]

All my favorite characters are typically either twinks, emotionally constipated, or probably have the tism…

I fear for what that says about myself.