#stiel

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Happy ~stiel day!

Castiel:

Dean:

XD

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What are you gonna do when Dean verbally confirms his romantic love for Castiel in one of the subsequent episodes? Cry or scream?

Sorry, I’m going to be too busy laughing while Dean adopts a dog with SAM and then goes on a pie date and drives off into the sunset with him. XD Feel free to keep humping ‘canon’ ~stiel though!

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Destihellers are finally doing something for others, they’re giving the rest of us something to laugh about:

Destihellers are desperate to get the finale remade and their half ship, stiel, grown up into a full and fully canon ship and have really been bringing the hilarity.

First, they tried a petition because, surely, since they’re “80% of the fandom” the network would be convinced and inspired right? They got 1400 signatures.

Next, they tried a gofundme in order to pay the network to reshoot the finale, but make it destiel: they came up about eight million dollars short.

Now goob (because, of course, it’s goob) is putting together a “legal and PR and marketing team” (no doubt consisting of her and fishsticks and dot) to sue and campaign and blackmail and starve the network into reshooting the finale and making it all about destiel.

Meanwhile, dot has decided we're all just jealous because... we won?

Sure dot, because we’re the ones looping Dean’s 15.20 “I love you so much” into the 15.18 confession scene or the sound of wings and Cas saying “hello Dean” into the 15.20 heaven bridge scene. Oh wait, that’s destihellers.

And by “mimicking” she must mean mocking, which couldn’t possibly have anything to do with their decade of harassment against everyone.

XD

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Destiheller delusions v15.19

Sam & Dean literally offer to do a Romeo & Juliet murder/suicide pact: “I'll kill Sam, Sam will kill me, we’ll kill each other. But you gotta put everything back the way it was, the people, the birds, Cas.” -Dean

destihellers: zoMg dEaN ToTeZ OfFeReD To tRaDe sAm fOr cAs!1! 

The desperation is real. It’s like they’re trying to row what's left of their sunken dead guy ship with half a paddle, and all they’ve got is the handle half. XD

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They may have given us that cringe scene, but they also gave us meme fodder for days. XD

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Hi! Can I please know if Destiel is actually, legitimately canon? The only person who said it's canon is Misha but he has been queerbaiting for years so I don't believe him. Hellers have said that the writer- Bobo or Robert Berens has confirmed it's canon, but I can't find any proof of it online so are the hellers just making desperate grabs? Unless I find hardcore proof of both the writer and Jensen saying it, I'm not gonna believe it. Could you please clarify it? Thanks! Btw love your blog!!!

The only part of destiel that went sort of canon was the ~stiel part, and only to the fandom really because the general audience read Castiel’s confession as platonic. The de~ part of their ship can’t (and didn’t and won’t) reciprocate, per Dean’s response in the scene, Jensen’s choices as the actor who plays Dean, and the script itself. Cas even acknowledged in the scene that it was something he would never have. So whatever Misha and Bobo's claims to their sycophants about the ship going canon are is irrelevant because, while the scene was written and played so it can be seen as either platonic or romantic love on Cas’ part, it was strictly friendship on Dean’s and half a ship will not sail.

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See, I told you Destiel was canon. Now you’ll see dean process everything including his feelings and love for cas in one of the following eps.

Not really, ~stiel is canon, but not destiel because “Dean can’t reciprocate” his “best friend[’s]” feelings, that was even in the script. Sorry, unrequited love is one-sided, I don’t make the rules. XD