#stonecoldhedwig

[stonecoldhedwig]

Lads, in an ASTONISHING turn of events, I defended my thesis today and passed my viva so I am officially Dr Hedwig!!! What nonsense through yonder PhD breaks!

🥳🥳🥳🥳

[stonecoldhedwatches]

Christmas Prince 3: Live Watch

If you've not seen my recap of the first of these films, find it here. I'm watching this with my brother. It looks hideous.

Let's gooooooo

[stonecoldhedwigrp]

Lily turned the information about Narcissa Black over in her mind. How on earth could this happen somewhere like Elkridge? She knew it wasn’t like Hogwarts, with the ever-present spectre of Albus Dumbledore acting like a shield upon all its inhabitants, but surely the Death Eaters wouldn’t want to harm one of their own...

“I know some of the others think that we shouldn’t get involved, but isn’t this what we’re supposed to be about? Doing the right thing, even when we don’t want to. What do you think?” she asked.

[therealrjlupin]

@stonecoldhedwig!

I don't even know where to start! She has the most enormous personality and heart. I don't think I know anyone with more of a brand. Some things are just incredibly stonecoldhedwig-ish and it's always fun to share them.

She has the best hair I've ever seen, and I'm jealous of it.

She's basically James Potter 🦌🦌

@stonecoldhedwig

[bartletslesbians]

Rabastan vs Narcissa, Rodolphus or Narcissa, Narcissa + Rabastan

send me two characters and a symbol and i’ll tell you… 

Who would win in a fight between Rabastan and Narcissa?

Oh fuck. In an argument, she wins unless he hits LOW, but generally? if she goes off, she goes OFF and he cowers. 

In a duel it’s all Bastan. Cissa’s definitely a very powerful witch, she’s a Black and shit after all, and she’s intelligent enough to like, USE her abilities, but she’s not a fighter. Bastan’s at least fought in the war, Cissa stays as far away from any conflict and shit that results in physical violence as she can. She has no practice nor experience and no intention to gain any, he can have the win. 

Do I like Rodolphus or Narcissa better?

..... dammit. Again, I gotta stick with my girl because she’s NARCISSA and I haven’t been stanning this bitch for years just to trade her in for Rodolphus but also.. Dolphin... 

Nah in general, Narcissa. When it comes to our headcanons, he is definitely the more enjoyable and like... nice, person? but then also that’s all very much made up and going by canon all we really know about the dude is nothing and that he tortured the longbottoms so like maybe that’s not 100% qualifying for a higher ranking than cissa LMAO. But also I love this dude. 

In what ways do I ship Narcissa and Rabastan?

all the ways LMAO

I did very much like them as nothing but sibling like best friends, and I liked them as the occasional friends with benefits, but I love them most as the tragic could’ve been lovers. The “would have been so happy” if canon hadn’t happened. They destroy me and I love them and let them get married with five kids already god dammit

[martelldoran]

@rarehpbingo | prompt: ‘I love you’

Title: let me count the ways

Rating: T

Fandom: HP

Ship: James x Lily x Narcissa x Remus x Sirius AKA Cissa and her Lions

Summary:

Narcissa Black does not say ‘I love you’ very often. It’s just not in her nature.

There is more than one way to say ‘I love you’. Oh, let me count the ways.

read on ao3

[jennandblitz]

Stonecoldhedwig

KT BABY. MY FELLOW SCOT. @stonecoldhedwig

We have known each other like, a week, max? and yet I feel like my soul knows you. We love mashed potato and whisky and Bread Meets Bread and staying up all night.

You are pure comedy gold on a daily basis and I find myself cackling at your turn of phrase at every corner. You are so wonderful and open to everything and I’m thoroughly excited to indoctrinate you into the Wolfstar Fandom and never let you leave. Let’s go to Dishoom soon yeah?

I love you 🖤

[stonecoldhedwig]

Fic List

I have not done an updated fic list in a while, so here it is! I want to finish up my WIP this year, and then in the works I have a Dating App AU Jily fic (Remus is a dairy farmer?); another Oxford Chronicles installment; a massive Jily Hogwarts era thing; a Lily Luna/OC Quidditch AU; and about 19 other ideas.

WIP

A Great Many Things (M, eventual E; Alicia Spinnet/Oliver Wood; canon compliant; probably my favourite OC ever)

Celandine (E; Wolfstar, Jily, Blackinnon, literally every ship ever; open relationships; magical AU)

Coming, Evans? (M, but eventually E; magical AU inspired by Around the World in 80 Days; Jily and Wolfstar)

Highgate Mews (M; established Wolfstar, Jily & Dorlene; Muggle AU; part of the Marauders Map series)

Honeybee Mine (M; Muggle AU; Jily and Blackinnon; James Potter keeps bees)

The Shoelaces Case; or, the many ways to spend your 37th birthday (M; Blackinnon; magical AU; time travel)

Use Your Best Colours (T; canon from Hedwig's perspective; it's so stupid)

Multi-Chapter fics (completed)

In Love and Death We Don't Decide (M; eventual Blackinnon and Jily; Hogwarts era fic)

Miracles series (James Potter as the Boy Who Lived):

A Bitter Little Eucharist (T; established Wolfstar and Jily)

The Marauders' Map series:

Hepburn Avenue (M; text fic; utter chaos as the Marauders meet the girls at uni)

Canterbury Lane (T; Wolfstar; Remus checks Sirius out in a car)

Costa del Sol (T; text fic; established Jily and Wolfstar; the gang go on holiday; currently unfinished for a really petty reason and tbh, probably staying like that)

Caraway Street (E; established Jily and Wolfstar; the post-uni years)

Peverell Hall (G; fluff; James Potter's idyllic childhood)

The Oxford Chronicles series:

The Paintbox (M; Blackinnon, background Jily and Remadora; Muggle AU)

Jily One-Shots

A Little Bloom of Hope (T; Muggle AU; flower shop)

Better Ways (G; pre-relationship)

James Potter and the Case of the Lacy Black Bra (E; everyone lives)

Last Rites (E; canon compliant; emotional smut)

My Heart is Overcome (Gen; canon compliant; fluff and angst)

The Parting Glass (T; fluff)

The Way the Light Looks (T; fluff, but in an angsty setting)

Blackinnon One-Shots

Confession (M; love confessions)

Oceans and Glaciers (E; ok, it's actually a 2 shot, but hey ho; very explicit)

Wolfstar One-Shots

Mosaic (E; 8 one-shots with a lot of different kinks, I guess)

Snowed In (T; first kiss; Hanukkah; Jewish!Remus)

Until It Shines (G; mild angst but also very fluff; canon divergence)

Hinny One-Shots

A Lesson Overheard (E; first time[ish]; canon compliant)

A Place for Hidden Things (T; canon compliant; post-canon; sad but with a happy ending)

Opaline (E; post-war; angry sex and unhealthy coping mechanisms)

Three Gnomes in a Knitted Trench Coat (G; technically canon compliant; a bit of a crack fic tho)

Misc. One-Shots

Afternoon Delight (E; Colin Creevey/Draco Malfoy; yeah, I hate myself too)

Enough Pizza to Feed a Horse (G; canon compliant[ish]; the OotP girls hang out)

Giving Us Doomsday (T; angst; original OotP celebrating New Year)

God Bless the Shed, and All Who Sail in Her (G; fluff and humour; the Potters being Potters)

hoax (G; Marlene/Gideon; angst; implied cheating)

Remember that You are Dust (M; 2nd person POV; the universe addresses the Marauders at the time of their deaths)

The Theory of Relativity (T; established Jily and Wolfstar, previous Remadora and Blackinnon, but not in a misogynist way; Lily is enby)

Rabastan Lestrange/Narcissa Malfoy fics

coney island (M; angst; sex; adultery)

The Burning Edge of Dawn (M; angst; who is Draco's dad?)

Collabs

All's Well That Ends Well (even if it takes four years) with a lot of people (E; Wolfstar; angst then fluff)

WIP: The Secret "Oral" History with @jennandblitz (E; 1980s university; lots of drugs; we affectionately call this Coke Fic)

WIP: We Were Electrified with @siriusly-sapphic (M; how the Lestrange twins became the worst people ever)