#straight headcanons

[ihatececil]

cecil from beany and cecil is straight!

[a-straight-character-every--blog]

straight Headcanon of The Day is: Jim Lake Jr from the tv series “trollhunters”.

Jim’s love interest is Claire Nuñez

[a-straight-character-every--blog]

straight Headcanon of The Day is: Rose Lavillant from miraculous ladybug

Rose’s love interest is prince Ali.

[tafadhali]

Tessa and I discussed it, and these are the straight people in Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Cordelia Chase

Jenny Calendar’s uncle

The characters in “Beauty and the Beasts”

Jonathan Levinson

The dead people in “The Zeppo” (maybe)

We would have said Riley Finn, but he’s hashtag confirmed as a lesbian

None of the potential slayers

None of the actual slayers

Tara’s cousin and the rest of her garbage family

Maybe Jesse; we hardly knew him

Warren Mears isn’t queer so much as sexually opportunistic

Most of the guys in the snake frat, but none of the guys on the swim team

Billy “Ford” Fordham

The brothers in “Some Assembly Required”

No one who works for the Mayor

“I Only Have Eyes for You”

Caleb

Robin Wood

“Him”

Parker Abrams

Anne/Lily, but not Chanterelle

Hank Summers

Sid the puppet

Praying mantis teacher

Tucker Wells

Willow’s mom

Liam, but not Angel or Angelus

No version of Spike

One of the guys in “Fear Itself”

Nancy

No one on the Watcher’s council

Joyce Summers

Inca Mummy Girl

No one on Anya’s side of the wedding, but probably the Harrises

The guys in “Beer Bad”

Sweet from “Once More With Feeling” is the straightest person in Buffy

[autisticsouda]

Junpei Iori is heterosexual and heteroromantic and cis but he’s open to dating/hookups/encounters with genders he’s not attracted to. He’s not attracted to those genders, not attracted to dudes at all, straightest dude ever, but attraction means attraction and while it can influence or play a large part in what genders u do romo things or sex things with, what genders u do thing with is not same as gender u r attracted 2. That being said there rnt rlly any people of genders he’s not attracted to that he feels inclined 2 do thing w, but he’s open to it.

Junpei is also a Very Nice cishet even if he is Annoying and needs 2 close his mouth more often.

also exactly no one else playable in persona 3 or 4 is cis or straight bye

[jupitermelichios]

Captain Marvel/Shazam

Honestly, I’ve never really seen Shazam as anything other that cis and straight. A lot of that, the straightness at least, is because of Billy. Billy seems to see himself as straight. Maybe that’ll change in a few years, your sexual identity as a teenager isn’t necessarily one you’ll have for live, but right now, I see Shazzy as straight.

I’ve never really considered Shazam’s gender before, but now I think about it, I really like the idea of Billy being a transdude and Shazam being cismale.