But i was thinking about my friend who always slaps my butt as a joke except she does it SUPER hard, like falling to the ground hard. It makes me laugh but it hurts like a mfer every time so:
Strawhats reacting to you slapping their ass (extreme edition)😇
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Luffy
With the amount of force you use and his total oblivious state he ends up flying across the deck, crashing into mast. He finds it funny, so funny in fact he wants to try it :( run away :( He really cheats too because he uses both his stretchy powers and haki💔💔
Zoro
Doesn't react at all. At first.
When he turns to look at you, it's like glimpsing into the nine circles of hell and suddenly you know why he's called the king. Immediate sprint is the only way you're going to survive but he's absolutely chasing after you. If he doesn't catch you he'll save it for later, in fact he'll inflict more on you later just for avoiding immediate retribution.
Sanji
Makes a noise you didn't know he could make. It's somewhere between a choking sound and a squeak before going the brightest shade of red you've ever seen. He turns to question you, nose dripping blood already, but you're already running away in hysterics, leaving him to suffer his newfound interest alone.
Usopp
Instant yowling. And I mean instant.
So much so you immediately start panicking. You know like when you hit your sibling too hard and they cry? It's exactly like that. He loves being coddled by you too so he really drags it out. He doesn't let it go though, do NOT turn your back for the foreseeable future or that 1000lbs hammer is going to give you the lovepat of a lifetime.
Nami
Oh if anyones slapping asses here it's Nami and she is not giving you a turn. Don't even attempt it, it will end poorly for you and everyone in the general vicinity. If you somehow manage to do it then just kiss goodbye to your money, your freedom, your life. She's going to beat your ass (in a super super sexy way). It's going to be a long time before you leave that bedroom.
Robin
She stumbles. Immediate regret forms as you watch her look at you with that creepy little serene smile she does when she's about to traumatise everyone with another fact. You already know whats happening without even turning around and you know if you try to run she'll just restrain you, so you stand there...and let her giant ass hand slap your ass.
Franky
One of the only parts of his body that's still fleshy and you're subjecting it to pain. Unfortunately for you he likes it and you better hope you're not in public because he will let you know VERY loudly. Very much enjoys slapping your ass back and it hurts way worse because he's got a lot more power behind it🥀🥀 But on the plus he'll totally kiss it better.
Brook
The logistics of this are dangerous because you could dislocate his joints very easily. But his slinky frame is so slappable I hear you say, and I raise: PILLOWFIGHT!!! This being your main method of playfighting means you both get very good and become the horror team at any sleepover
The lead up to you hitting his ass involves a lot of pillow smacking and throwing so it's no wonder that the pillow explodes as soon as it touches his beautiful bony behind...leaving you without a pillow weapon. Good luck🫡
Jinbei
It's not a question of retaliation or even reaction, more like did your hand even survive. This man is built okay, he's trained for so many years, you think he hasn't trained those globes?? Think again. His first reaction is to check on your hand because it most definitely hurts you more than it does him but after that its basically like you started his villain arc. By slapping his ass. He gets this sneaky little grin on his face and to be honest he doesn't even run around after you he just waits until you've forgotten all about it then.....BAM!! It echoes, he comes to his senses, he becomes mortified. He will give you a massage as an apology and he lets you sit on his lap while it heals up.
The crew has to constantly send someone to the store cause this man won't stop eating everything in the fridge
The cops get called to the house by the neighbors for all the noise Luffy makes
His room is arguably the dirtiest in the entire house. Like there's actual clumps of dirt in the carpet.
The neighbors hate him, but the bugs hanging around his room sure don't
He, Usopp, Franky, and occasionally Chopper he cries when he loses will sit in the living room and play Super Smash Bros or smth
Sometimes the crew will lock him outside in the backyard
Fell off the roof once
He has clothes all over the floor in every room. Clothes in the living room, clothes in the kitchen, and he probably has socks in the yard.
There was almost a petition signed to kick him out of the neighborhood
Zoro
They had to throw him and Luffy into a room to avoid making the other rooms smell bad, but he doesn't even really sleep in there, he just kinda passes out in the hallway.
He uses his shared room to work out in so it constantly smells like sweat
He's one of those people who like to sit on their front porch and drink beer. Franky probably sits out there with him too with his coke
Usopp and Nami make him do all the yard work like mowing the yard or raking leaves
Only thing he contributes to the house is tiddies forced labor. Won't be much help in anything else.
Leaves the toilet seat up
Offered to help clean once and now there's a closet that's so full that it'll be like an avalanche the next time someone opens it
Probably orders takeout to piss off Sanji but then reluctantly apologizes when he runs out of money and wants to eat
Nami
so close to setting this place on fire
she pays the bills every month since she doesn't trust some of the others to get it done other than Robin and Jinbei
Constantly has to apologize to the neighbors
"You'll owe me 100$ if Smoker shows up again."
I could see her fostering kids? Like she comes back to the house with Momonosuke or Tama or any of those random kids they always have with them and they'll just live in the house for a little.
She manages their garden with Usopp
Forces Luffy and Zoro to clean their bathroom/room
She'll bribe some of the crew members with money to do chores but she has never paid them and never will
Usopp
The one constantly getting sent to the store
Has a lot of plants in his room
He bought 2 dartboards, one for Franky's garage and the other for his and Chopper's room
Most of them come to get him if there's a spider
He and Chopper have a shared hat collection
Only one who vacuums the place
Whenever something breaks or goes out in the house, Franky will teach Usopp how to fix it
Bro bought a ridiculous amount of blankets (mostly for Zoro and Brook who sleep anywhere except their rooms)
Sanji
He'll host a neighborhood barbeque every once in a while to show off to the ladies
All of his products take up half of the sink in one of the bathrooms
There's a drawer in the kitchen that's full of his cigarettes
Makes them take 'Family photo' type pictures so the walls aren't completely bare.
Only calm on Tuesdays
He wants to get a dog for the house
Says he hates the kids Nami fosters but he's always seen playing games with them and teaching them how to cook
They have a homeless man living in their front yard because Sanji fed him once (it's barto)
Chopper
Had Dr. Kurhea sign a permission slip for him before he moved in
it's a good thing he's there cause otherwise, Zoro would've died of liver failure
Has bunk beds with Usopp
He puts the crew's Christmas tree up right after Halloween
Checks the mail every morning and gets so excited when something's addressed to him
He'll write a script and then get Brook and Usopp to put on a play for the rest of the crew
Was so excited when his family photo made it on one of the walls in Franky's garage
Robin
In the mornings, she'll sit in the kitchen with Sanji and Jinbei and read
Has a mug collection and it's overflowing some of the cabinets
decorated the house to make it look nice but it went downhill fast when everyone moved in so now she just cleans up here and there
puts letters in the mail addressed to Chopper just to see him happy
She also sits at the table and helps Chopper with his homework when he comes home from school
Franky renovated the house and made her a library
The neighbors are a little scared of her after talking to her for a little at one of Sanji's barbeques
Franky
He was the one who suggested the idea of living together cause he liked the idea of living in a frat house with everyone
The garage was turned into his SUPER cool man cave
man's fr got bazookas and those really funny propaganda posters hanging on the wall
It's where he sleeps
He bought a mini fridge for it and its filled with coke and milk
Has like 5 cars that everyone can use, they run well too since he built them himself
They have the best security and wifi systems because of him
Way too loud in the mornings
The dinner table is always covered with his stuff.
Brook
Has concerts in Franky's garage. He put a disco ball in there specifically for that
He also just kinda sleeps wherever, usually on the couch tho
Has a huge fish tank with only one fish. It's named Laboon and it's his pride and joy
Gets too excited about Halloween and spends all their money on candy
Leaves the chip bags open and they always go stale
Blast's music without realizing it sometimes
Bought a coat rack for the front door but he's the only one who uses it
Jinbei
the only thing keeping this house together
His room is always clean
he will sometimes make breakfast if Sanji is feeling tired
reads stories to the kids Nami fosters Robin does too but then they can't sleep
Has one of those designated dad rocking chairs
He probably wakes up the earliest to make coffee for everyone except Luffy, who's banned from having caffeine
Lines everyone's shoes neatly at the door
He probably sews festive sweaters for everyone during any holiday
//Overall//
it's a fucking madhouse
good news is, they don't have to worry about anyone breaking in
Is it possible to see a head cannon of the straw hats or wbp’s as what they are like as an older brother/sister to the reader? I haven’t seen or found anything along these lines really and I think it would be really fun to read and connect to!
I will try my best <3
Franky
- Big brother/uncle vibes as it is.
- Would try and teach you so much
- Would throw hands for you but also teach you how to fight too
- Would want to impart all his wisdom onto you.
Usopp
- NERVOUS always nervous he'll mess up
- Tells you so many stories
- Wishes with all his heart you'll look up to him
- Always tries to give the best advice, might not always work
Nami
- Acts annoyed all the time but really she adores you
- Has always been the younger sibling so was a dynamic shift for her
- Spoils you rotten because she loves you so much
- Passes on her navigation skills
- Will fight a bitch for you for any minor inconvenience.
Jinbei
- More of dad/uncle vibes but feels young and alive when seen as an older brother
- Also good with advice
- Never steers you wrong
- tough love though
- But is gentle when needed
Luffy
- Only ever been seen as the younger sibling
- Shows you dumb and gross tricks
- Takes nothing seriously and you guys just mess around and annoy the rest of the crew
- Will help you fight your own battles and be there to fight them for you if needed.
Zoro
- Is the bad older brother who plys you with drink
- you and Zoro bully Sanji as a team
- He doesn't let you touch his swords but he will get you your own and you'll learn how to sword fight
- More tough love but also encouragement.
Sanji
- GOD, HE TRIES SO HARD TO BE EVERYTHING HIS BROTHERS WEREN'T
- perhaps tries to hard and becomes full on and maybe has toxic positvity
- SO OVER PROTECTIVE
- Does not think anyone is good enough for you ever
Robin
- You learn alot from Robin
- good, kind, wonderful teacher
- teaches you all the fun pranks
- gives you valuable life skills
Chopper
- OH LORD, THE PRESSURE TO BE A BIG BROTHER
- PLEASE DON'T PRAISE ME ASSHOLE
- Teaches you first aid
- TOO soft with you.
Brook
- Bad habits and good times
- Lets you get away with alot
- Is so touched you see him as an older brother
- Just wants to be 'cool' and 'fun' though
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Izou
- 'Do as I say not as I do'
- Will teach you many things
- Pretends to be annoyed all the time but is really proud of you
- Shows you how to fight
- Big found family vibes as well as having his own blood relation sibling.
Ace
- He is so used to being a 'big brother' that he falls into it so naturally
- Shows you cool stuff
- a little tough love when it comes to teaching you how to look after yourself
- Teases you playfully
- Always a shoulder to cry on
Marco
- Gives off too many uncle vibes to be a big brother
- when he tries he kinda becomes too slack and an awkward role model
- Just wants you to have fun and a good time
- Shows you how to express yourself though
- Always a good person to run to when your sad
Thatch
- FEELS YOUNG AND HAPPY YOU CONSIDER HIM AN OLDER SIBLING
- Shows you how to cook
- wants to impart all his wisdom even if you don't want to listen
- "How you doing kiddo?" -WHACKS YOU ON THE BACK-
- cries with you
I went out a few nights ago and for some reason accepted?? free sweets??? from some random person in the bathroom???😀 so anyways here's op characters reacting to you being a reckless/idiotic drunk.
I feel like some are a bit out of character but also this is like about situations that could actually sort of harm you so I didn't want to make it too silly because i think often 'silly' characters are overlooked in terms of the depth they can have- YES THIS IS ABOUT LUFFY! HE CAN BE SERIOUS! I LOVE HIM!
Luffy
Surprisingly stressed about it. Like he thinks it's funny at first but as soon as you start doing more like genuinely dangerous stuff he's like nuh uh. Will wrap himself around you to keep you safe, and he tells you off very seriously like he wasnt doing the same thing or something more dangerous earlier.
Zoro
Just fixes the situation around you to be honest. Like if you're climbing something he just puts a harness on you and attaches it to himself and climbs with you. You are not getting injured under his watch but he will never tell you what to do with your own life. Unless it's something really badly dangerous and then he basically just sits on you because there's no way you're lifting him.
Sanji
Heart attack fr like he straight up faints, but as soon as he's back on his feet then he's immediately intervening. Listen he loves you and he would never treat you badly but what the fck are you doing. Straight up he just snatches you before forcing you to drink like 4 glasses of water.
Usopp
Also heart attack except he doesn't know what to do about it. Runs around crying until either someone else does something or you do something so dangerous that he acts without thinking. You'll probably end up immobilised with blankets and forced to sit next to him all night while he feeds you snacks.
Nami
Lowkey she's doing it with you. You're a nightmare duo for the crew and everytime you've gotten drunk together something horrendous has happened. Like you go out, just you two, and come back to the ship and one of you has a broken wrist or like you both get lost and the crew has to search for you when they're all hungover the next day. So you're not allowed to drink together anymore.
Robin
Scruffs you like a kitten but like for real she just picks you up and takes you away from the situation. She's scary about it too, she just appears from nowhere like "My my, what are you doing my love." Instantly sobering to hear. She monitors your drinking from afar to make sure you don't get to this point too often.
Franky
Sort of encourages you but also stops you from doing anything that could harm you? He's like WOO THAT'S MY BABY while he's carrying you away from the thing you were trying to do. Honestly he's way more responsible then expected, and he doesn't really get drunk as easily as other people so he's a good caretaker.
Brook
Laughs but also prevents any impact from the situation. So like if you accepted a drink from a rando then he swaps it with his own, or if you're balancing on something high then he makes sure he's there to catch you. He knows drunk people aren't very agreeable and hates controlling your actions.
Jinbei
He's lowkey slipping you water and juice instead of alcohol so you don't get to this point. He doesn't hold it against you though, his tolerance is huge and most people who attempt to keep up with him end up passed out. He fights your fomo by giving you mocktails, what a gem
guys im so sorry I can't believe i havent posted in so long its very unsexy of me so this is sweet comfort fluff about embarrassment as i am very embarrassed right now of my own actions (taking over two months to post again)
i was considering posting this without the old men and then decided that if im doing the strawhats im doing everyone ESPECIALLY sans and moby dick
Luffy
Laughs. But if you look sad he starts feeling bad and tries to make you laugh instead. But also he'll forget that it made you sad and bring it up again later. He tries his best to accommodate for your feelings but he's a naturally casual guy so he doesn't see what's embarrassing. There's a few miscommunications about this at the start of your relationship until he explains that no matter what you do he adores you🥲
Zoro
He didn't even notice it to be honest, or he thinks it's really cute. And if you bring it up to ask him about it he's just like what are you talking about, nobody was even looking. That's a lie, he was looking because he he's lowkey obsessed with you, but he doesn't want to make you feel worse so he just lies. He even pretends that him always saving you from falling is coincidental, you at least know that ones a lie but sweet nonetheless.
Sanji
Tries to reassure you but draws attention to it by accident, and then he does something more embarrassing to cover it up. To be honest though it really works, people just talk about him instead. But he also makes you feel less embarrassed just by how much he dotes on you, if you fall then he's swooping you up bridal style to go to chopper, if you spill something on your clothing he'll cover you up with his jacket, he'll clean anything you break with not a single complaint, he just adores every fibre of your being, even the wayward clumsy ones.
Usopp
Always thinks it's cute. And he really relates to the anxious feelings so he's just treats it like a normal situation, if anyone else saw it then he makes sure to tell them to not speak of it. He will also replace your clothes if you accidentally damage them :) like you wake up and your favourite shirt that you accidentally spilled ink all over and had to bin is now on your bed, looking brand new(it is). He also makes little inventions to help you out, both silly and serious, like a portable air bag that inflates with a button, a little robot that is essentially a roomba, little things like that.
Nami
Threatens everyone who saw it to never speak of it and then distracts you as much as possible until you stop thinking about it. Will cuddle you if you get really upset about it but she doesn't really understand why you would be embarrassed because she thinks everything you do is perfect. She does eventually learn when there's going to be a possible chance for an accident, she's predicting your clumsiness like the weather🫡 she stops what she can and tries to teach you how to avoid these situations :)
Robin
Prevents said embarrassing moment. Listen she's just so efficient and she spots problems before they happen so she's just secretly fixing stuff because she never wants you to feel bad. It's not until like months into your relationship and you're apart for some reason that theres like a series of unfortunate events that reminds you how clumsy you can be and realise what she's been doing. Lots of appreciation kisses after that for sure.
Franky
Honestly you never really feel embarrassed around him, he's just so easy going and he manages to make everything seem normal. If you trip or walk into something he just checks to see if you're okay, if you spill something on yourself or rip something he uses his shirt to cover you while you go and get changed. He really could not gaf as long as you still fancy him tbh. But if someone makes you feel bad then it's like that scene from the cat in the hat(he will make it look like an accident) :
Brook
Concerned if you're hurt or if you get upset, but otherwise completely doesn't care. He just nonchalantly fixes the vase you broke, or helps you up from the floor and just pretends that he didn't watch you accidentally eat a fly. He really is just so in love with you and he still carries the manners of his youth so he refuses to contribute to your embarrassment in any way. But he loves an excuse to keep his hands on you, guiding you by the shoulders, holding your arm, carrying you around, he can't get enough of it.
Jinbei
Lovely beautiful man, he is always embarrassing himself but he's old enough to not care anymore and neither should you, if you fall over guaranteed it's because you're laughing at him just having slipped on deck. With Jinbei you become the type of couple where you bring each other down literally and up metaphorically, there can hardly be any embarrassment to you're sharing happiness all the time.
frankyyyyyy how about some of those modern au job headcanons but with the straw hat pirates if you please <3
Yes my love!
[Once again I tried to go with ones that weren't OBVIOUS or ones Oda cannonly gave them!]
I FORGOT CHOPPER CUS I DIDN'T HAVE A PIC FOR HIM
Brook
Funeral Directer
- He puts the FUN in funeral YOHOHOHO. Okay but he will help families celebrate the life their loved ones had, he'd put a happier spin on things, he's no stranger to loss and he's a good comfort for those in mourning.
Franky
Metal Work/DT/Wood shop teacher
He's good with people, he's self taught and just very smart, he's good with younger people, he'll be that 'fun' teacher that all the difficult kids love learning from. He's eccentric yet reliable. He'll goof around with everyone but everyone knows they can talk to their cool teacher. He teaches them good life skills as well as building neat shit.
Jinbei
Marine Biologist [me at my wife: whats a fish keeper called?]
He'd make sure every living creature was taken care of, gives live feeds, talks, knows so much about everything, loves the whale sharks and rays the most. Is just so joyful when people ask him questions about his babies.
Luffy
Part Timer
Like Ace he kind of just vibes from one persons couch to the next, doing jobs here and there, he ends up fired alot and can't be trusted to work with food. His job is getting on Nami's nerves.
Robin
History teacher
She excels at it, she's good with kids, she's so smart. Everyone loves her and listens to her every word. She's got a calm, easy going teaching style that agree's with alot of kids learning style. She's also easy to talk to and emphatic. Makes history fun.
Sanji
Stripper Bakery Owner
Everything is baked fresh everyday, he preps all these wonderful sandwichs and soups, the bets coffee from around the globe. Wears a cute pink apron when a panda on it. Uses it as an excuse to meet cute customers also.
Nami
Book Keeper/Only Fans
Has an Only Fans to make extra money that she doesn't need, does it for her because she has so much confidence and likes having the power of people. She's stunning and knows it. Also is a bookie, people make dumb bets and she's all about hose profits.
Usopp
Flower Shop Owner
Knows so much about plants, takes great care of them, knows about flowers, is lovely, approachable, handles weddings and funerals with great kindness. His shop is next to Sanji's.
Zoro
Bouncer/ Roadie
Just bums around during the day and sleeps, uses his strength to help bands move shit, likes the fast easy gigs where he doesn't have to think. Is the most intimidating bouncer on the nightclub scene.
