It's a struggle but every day I'm thinking about how a Dave and Morley (et al.) situation could reasonably occur in the Hollanov household. In an effort to give Shane a white christmas (non-sexual) Ilya accidentally freezes the neighbours inside their house with a jerry-rigged snow machine. For some godforsaken reason one of them is taking a high-level stats course with the weirdest fucking professor. Ilya gets really into stencilling for a week during the summer and Shane worries that if he doesn't keep moving Ilya will try to stencil him. As a personal favour to Hazy (don't ask questions) Shane has agreed to transport a python from Montreal to Halifax, which of course means that Ilya is trapped in a car with a live snake for 15 hours











