May 4
It's a struggle but every day I'm thinking about how a Dave and Morley (et al.) situation could reasonably occur in the Hollanov household. In an effort to give Shane a white christmas (non-sexual) Ilya accidentally freezes the neighbours inside their house with a jerry-rigged snow machine. For some godforsaken reason one of them is taking a high-level stats course with the weirdest fucking professor. Ilya gets really into stencilling for a week during the summer and Shane worries that if he doesn't keep moving Ilya will try to stencil him. As a personal favour to Hazy (don't ask questions) Shane has agreed to transport a python from Montreal to Halifax, which of course means that Ilya is trapped in a car with a live snake for 15 hours
#shane x ilya#vinyl cafe#dave and morley#stuart mclean#hollanov#shane hollander#ilya rozanov#heated rivalry#maybe one day when im retired i'll write this#for now just imagine it with me. ilya gets trapped in a sewer trying to retrieve the neighbours keys#and on a separate occasion gets wedged in a mailbox because he forgot to put stamps on letters before throwing them in the box#they are both dave and both morley and both stephanie and both sam (and every other character). take my hand. think of all the dynamics
