#stupid characters

[silveragelovechild]

Some behind the scenes photos of the Engineers from “Prometheus” (2012).

Although the film was filled with plot holes and stupid characters, the art design was terrific - in particular the Engineers which were created with makeup and practical effects and not CGI.

[inedibleplastic]

Me: *starts to like a character*

Me: Well shit they're going to die

Character: *dies*

(cough cough Boromir, Jason, Cat, Scythe Marie, and Briseis)

[crankycinemacritic]

Nine stupid characters from the Alien Prometheus/Covenant films. I could list the entire casts from both movies, but I’ll limit it to these idiots.

“Prometheus”

Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) - He takes off his helmet in an alien environment and accepts a drink from an evil robot.

Fifield (Sean Harris) - He maps an alien chamber but immediately gets lost.

Millburn (Rafe Spall) - He pets an alien cobra.

Vickers (Charlize Theron) - When she’s trying to avoid a spaceship falling on her, there is more than one direction to run, and maybe avoid running along the shadow of the ship?

“Covenant”

Ledward (Benjamin Rigby) - He needs to take a piss on an alien planet, so he just whips it out.

Faris (Amy Seimetz) - She shoots a rifle inside a spaceship and hits a tank of fuel.

Hallett (Nathaniel Dean) - He fingers an alien plant leasing alien spores - no helmet.

Rosenthal (Tess Haubrich) - She decides to wash her face alone even though the place is creepy.

Oram (Billy Crudup) - Sure, he’ll look into that weird alien pod even though he already knows David is not to be trusted.

Tennessee (Danny McBride) - He risks the lives of 2000 colonists by taking the ship into the atmosphere.

AND of course … Ridley Scott for directing this shit! He created and killed the franchise.

[cicicolorao]

Man I rlly disliked watching Elfen Lied

[thinks up a whole WH AU]

In this world, diclonii are mutation from monster puppets, bleaching their horns and giving them psychic powers

[lizzieicecreamqueen]

Finally finished the young royals season 3 5 eps and omg I hate wilhelm, he acts like a child is literally so annoying omg I CAN'T stand him like grow tf up. Also the people that defend him,????😭 I saw persons getting angry at Simon bc of the last scene saying "it was Wilhem birthday🥺" and bla bla bla well I give a fuck, he needed to hear that. Simon has always tried to help him, understand him, literally put him over his friends and he just keeps acting up, ITS GETTING ON MY NERVESSSSSS (no hate to the actor but lots of hate to the character) I hope that they just break up cause Simon deserves better frfr

[kissandships]

The problem with dumb characters is that their fate is always the same: after three or four seasons, they become dumber than a bag of barber hair

[lyroart]

All started with a simple doodle of an Andorian... and potential crew members spawned. I don’t even know what the story would be but they were fun to draw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  also shoutout to Kalles Kaviar it’s disgusting 

[alinahams]

I expect too much when HBO adapts the "Dance of the Dragons" into the big screen. I am excited at first, and now that I think about it more and more... I'm now disappointed, actually.

Alicent and Rhaenyra being best friends? Whose idea was that? And where is Laena Velaryon? Being sidelined by the writers along with the rest of her family? Ugh. 😣

Alicent being a victim of patriarchy when it was Rhaenyra who was actually the victim? And the Greens being sympathetic characters instead of the Blacks? Ughhh. 😖

The Velaryon boys being the "bully" when they are the ones being bullied by Aemond in the books? UUGGHHHH. 🤢

We were shown the Crispin and Rhaenyra scene which I didn't watch, instead of Daemon teaching Rhaenyra "special lessons" from the books? Uughhh. 🤮

Rhaenys storming the Dragonpit, killing several smallfolks? *facepalms*

Daemon choking Rhaenyra? *facewall*

And then the writers kept shoving Alicent and Rhaenyra's relationship down our throats? *FACEFLOOR*

I- I can't with this show anymore. The story, the timelines, they are a MESS.

Lucky for me, I never expected anything from that trash. I knew it would suck.

Idk hun.

Well, Alicent is a woman. Ofc she is a victim of the evil patriarchy.

Idk.

The only person I feel sorry for in that pathetic scene is Crispin. I'd hate to be used and dumped by someone I genuinely had feelings for in the name of "sexual independence" too. I'd spend the rest of my life cursing and hating that "cunt" too.

Please try finding the interview the actress gave trying to explain her scene. It's twice as facepalm worthy as the scene.

At this point, I only feel sorry for Alicent Imagine being a sad puppy begging for love from that godforsaken cringefest of a woman.

Honestly your fault for ever having hopes on this shitshow. You can always go back to good fanfics and the actual book. Cheers.