#such crack

[pbaintthetb]

reading a webnovel and we got a man who is an assassin and baby except he’s not really either (but maybe baby but also stop being horny), but we don’t know what he is- except we do and he’s part of a spyring- but not the head (not really) and he has a cursed extra powerful sabre and his brother betrays him, but he really cares for his animals and is a weird side third in a trio of a very stoic man and an utter chaos gremlin and-

well now he’s being chased by a headless corpse

(yes im reaching but the paralles amuse me because first time i saw him i was like, fave character but couldn’t work out why, and now I’m like... ofc.)

[ovalleycfplenty]

in which Stiles is tempted to use his magic to just vanish @thechimaeraprince ‘s clothes. @angerixxues thoughts?

[whats-the-difference]

I fail to see the difference.

[withoutxfear]

Luke: You have really nice hands Jess.

Jessica: Um… thank you?

Luke: But I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-

Danny: WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD! AMEN!

Matt: [Clutches chest] Danny help...

Danny: [Holding Matt up before he collapses] Look what you did! Look what you did to Matt! Jesus Christ! He's Catholic!

Matt: Danny...Please don't use the lord's name in vain.

Luke: Yeah Danny. Show some restraint.

Danny: I can't with any of you right now.

[starsarescreamiing-blog]

radioactivibee replied to your post: alpha113n-redshirt-eradicon: x @radioactivibee

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN?! NO DO NOT DO IT AGAIN.

[musesatyourservice]

Dear Alice Cullen -- Why do I smell so bad? :( I keep trying to shower but I still smell like abysmal failure. Sad Love, Edward

Edward - maybe try some soap, I hear that does some good. And for the love of all that is... Why are you using a can of axe body spray in my vision??? You may have been turned as a teenager but you sure as heck weren't turned at 13. I will send vampire mosquitoes after you myself if you go through with it.

Also, stop pining after a teenage girl, go get Jasper a stick, you know that he will take care of you.

@imperialtactician

[mantisandthemoondragon]

What do you think the conversation be like between Good!Pennywise,Neutral!Pennywise,and Evil!Pennywise?

Hm! I have no idea! I think canon Evil!Pennywise is less interested in talking and taking conversation - it has to get in as many meals before the long rest! 

Neutral!Pen is much more laid back and willing to, to an extent, do the whole civil thing. Maybe he’ll comment on his kids or he’ll mercilessly tease his counterparts, but eventually he’s got shit to do as well. 

Good!Pen is just so eerily quiet (mostly due to anxiety but shh). Occasionally he’ll just call for Georgie to come and find him, or quietly disappear so he doesn’t have to face these alternate versions of himself.