#superjokes

[toilet1and2]

My contribution to the "two ships at war become poly"

Remembered superbatjokes exists thanks to @picardsmalewife and @marthajo :)

[trickster-tabby]

the joker is married to batman and they're both dating superman but joker is also sleeping with riddler and batman is dating two-face and has flings with catwoman and talia al ghul. superman doesn't sleep around but fully supports his boyfriends. does this make sense

[clownandout]

[fragmentedtimee]

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« time is broken. »

` age: 100+

` anxiety + amnesia

` he never ages

` he is a bit shy

` married to Superman + Batman

` he works for the Justice league

` he prefers the name Jack, but Joker or nicknames are fine.

` he usually takes on missions where he has to travel to other universes

` he will not treat other/main Batmans and Supermans as lovers, he is loyal to his own.

(TW!!↓)

OOC + some lore

hello, you can call me whatever you want to! he/him please! i am also a minor, i can do heavier topics but NSFW is not allowed. i may not post a lot but feel free to spam my inbox(even though that might not happen), Jack loves questions. ◡̈

im kinda bad at this, so i might be a bit shy or slow (#dont bully im cool)

heres a bit of the lore here(you dont have to read all of it):

Earth basically kinda is in shambles, theres no politics, no money, no one officially in charge. humans and any species who was on earth in the period of ‘the breaking of the world’ (also known as tbtw) stopped dying and aging, now, people stop aging at 50. of course people can still die, murder, su!cide. dying of old age was crossed out. most villains have either retired, became better/good, or are still poisoning the world. its everyone for themselves for most people. the only ‘justice’ or ‘good’ is the Batfamily(who have spread out, patrolling their own parts.) and Justice league. theres no more secret identities either. Bruce wayne, Clark Kent, Barry Allen, Dick Grayson, etc etc, they dont exist anymore. its only Batman, Superman, Flash, and Nightwing. of course they still call each other their actual names but theres no more duality. after all, places where they worked for their ‘normal life’ are gone. like Daily Planet. also, Wonder Woman went MIA during the events of tbtw, Aquaman goes searching every night and day, if there even is one. there is a lot to unpack. but we dont have time for that, huh?

[fractualized]

Any superjokes fans out there? Action Comics #1063 is for you! Featuring Bizarro'd, sane Joker.

All his heart. 🥲

Sane Joker will still throw you in the ice cream bin for no reason.

HAND HOLDING

This depth is more meaningful to me than whatever the fuck's happening in Batman right now.

Overly cheesy and dramatic? Sure. But that's just what Clark needs!

"I've always known."

His pal. 😭

Like looking at THE GRAVE OF AN OLD FRIEND. Okay, Clark, damn.

[lonewritersclub]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Batman/Joker/Superman (DCU)

Joker is dripping in diamonds from head to tow from a jewelry store heist. He's waiting for Batsy to come and dance with him but instead it's Superman who stops him. The two heroes are planning something and Joker isn't sure if he's supposed to like it. After all, there seems to be a lesson underneath all those deep frowns on their faces no matter how bared down and wanted he might feel like when laying in silk sheets in front of their hungry gazes.

Here’s finally that smut chapter you’ve been craving. I’m not sure if I exactly nailed it but it’s there now so... I don’t even know. I’ll go hide somewhere.

[toilet1and2]

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