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[thewaynemanner]

How can you not love Clark Kent???

[thewaynemanner]

D is for Dramatic

*Bruce on a video chat with Clark*

Bruce: I don't see the point in-

Damian: *bursting into Bruce's study* Father, I have just finished watching Charlotte's Web, I must insist you get me a piglet immediately.

Bruce: No.

Damian: But-

Bruce: I said no, Damian.

Damian: If you-

Bruce: No, now leave. I'm in the middle of discussing something important with Clark.

Damian: -tt- *Stomps off, slamming door*

Clark: The point is-

Bruce: Wait for it...

*Sound of doors slamming consecutively*

Clark: *Cocking his head* Is... is he slamming every door?

Bruce: Yes, he still has 11 doors to slam before he gets to his room, so we might as well wait to resume our conversation.

Clark: ...

Bruce: *waving vaguely to encompass the situation that is his son* He's a bit dramatic at times

Clark, under his breath: I wonder where he gets it from...

Bruce: *Bat-glare*

[thewaynemanner]

This just in from the Daily Planet, Superman delivers a sick burn to Batman.

-Lois Lane

Also... What the heck is Clark eating ?