Timothy Drake and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Pick-up Lines
[Tim testing out pick-up lines at the Young Justice HQ]
Tim: The name's Timothy Drake, but you can call me Benjamin Franklin because baby, I'm about to light up your world. *Winks with finger guns*
Cassie: Eeeh...
Kon: I mean, it's better than the Benjamin Button pick-up line.
Bart: Yeah, and waaaaay less creepy than the Timothy Green one.
Cassie: True, but I mean anything after those pick-up lines would be better and that's not saying much.
Tim, dramatically groaning: At this rate I'm going to die forever alone! Unloved, untouched, it's a travesty!
*Silence*
Tim: Where is my reassurance!? You guys are suppose to give me reassurance! "No you won't, Tim. You're a great catch, Tim".
Kon, deadpan: No you won't, Tim. You're a great catch, Tim.
Cassie and Bart: *snickering*
Tim: Ugh, I hate you all. And none of you are invited to my future wedding.
Kon: What happened to being forever alone?
Tim: *Chucking his spiral-notebook of pick-up lines at Kon's head*