#svsss shitpost

[meltedmush]

[mini-godzilla]

I do think the fandom has the unfortunate habit of babifying Shang Qinghua, due to both shipping and crocodile tears. I personally like the fact he’s a stone cold shark.

This guy set up an event so deadly it killed a significant number of teenagers— some from his own peak that he trained personally— without any visible trace of remorse. SQQ spent years wallowing in the guilt of throwing his little sheep into the abyss, which he knew he would survive. Meanwhile SQH did that and an unknown amount of other shit without batting an eyelid. That man would sell you out for pocket change.

No wonder Mobei Jun thinks he’s hot. Murdering someone in cold blood must be the demonic equivalent of a sexy hair flip.

[kangturu07]

I never tired with this Reverse Transmigration ! AU y'know

If you guys have any reverse Transmigration fic recs or something similar please let me know 🥺👉👈

Oh anyway, hello there LiuShen nation, it's been a while (*/∀＼*)

Same au

[deikshen]

Shen Qingqiu: *floridly insulting Shang Qinghua, describing the tortures he will do to him and how he will probably mutilate him genitally*

Shang Qinghua: *responds to insults and threats by cringing, crying more, accepting the fan blows, laughing nervously, crying more and being more pathetic*

Mobei Jun: Junshang, with all due respect, your husband is flirting with my husband.

Luo Binghe: Without any respect, your husband is flirting with mine and very shamelessly.

[xaquizzle]

It would be so fucking funny if Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun got married each convinced they were the wife.

???: "Who's the wife?" SQH: "Me. I married in, and I manage the finances and logistics of the household and kingdom." MBJ, simultaneously: "Me, I fight the honor duels and hunt all the large game."

And that's how they learn that human and demon gender roles are perhaps a bit more different than they'd been imagining.

[haley-harrison]

Liu Qingge: Welcome to 'Fuck Shen Jiu' Club, where we all say a collective 'fuck you' to Shen Jiu.

Yue Qingyuan, getting up: I may have misunderstood.

[lambiesvault]

Might color later but here, it's okay, okay? Have some silly cumplane<3

[gurggggleburgle]

I think once Luo Binghe has had time to work on himself and gets better about his abandonment issues he deserves to form an actual friend group with a bunch of catty house wives who have no idea he's a demon that he can gossip with.

He deserves to get to talk shit about another wife's cooking behind her back he would unironically adore getting to swap housekeeping tips. He would live for gossip. Live for domestic low stakes drama.

And he would love to squeal about Shizun to over people who dont see him as socially above or beloved himself. Let him have this