Can I ask for sans aus with a s/o that has anger issues?
Ooo, that’s an interesting one!
There’s a lot of different types of anger issues, so I’ll stick to the one most people think of. (ie a short fuse, easily annoyed, tends to get into arguments more often)
Target spotted. Initiating: Annoying lil’ shit mode
You’re almost as entertaining as his brother!
This is fantastic! How do you feel about glitter in your shoes?
*Sits on your lap* guess what I just did?
He filled the kitchen with exclusively potato chip themed items.
Lives to both torment you and get a laugh out of you
Does his best to help you lighten up, but if he thinks someone deserves it? He’s video taping it from the sidelines
You are either best friends or worst enemies
He’s happy to point you in the direction of anyone who needs a beating
Honestly? He starts fights for fun.
As long as it’s not serious, he thinks it’s hot when you’re mad
Pushes your buttons for fun
Actually finds you kinda hot? I don’t know he just likes the confidence I guess
It’s physically impossible for you to stay mad at anything, because every time he sees you loosing your temper, he starts flirting to distract you (And he’s very good at it)
If you ever get mad at someone for him? He turns bright blue and just stumbles over his words for a solid minute (smoothness gone)
The screaming matches you two get into-
And then the next day you’re both in the complaining corner talking trash about other people together
Do you hate each other, are you friends? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
No really. You two end up getting an intervention from your friends and now you’re in anger management classes
The service industry hates to see you two coming
A couple who complains together stays together~
He loves ticking you off. You get so loud and animated and it’s hilarious.
Boo, you need a chill pill. Literally.
Eat an m&m, chew an espresso bean. Something
He’s not worried about other people. He’s exclusively concerned about your blood pressure.
Actually finds you yelling at people funny
You are his new favorite pastime
Poking the bear is his favorite hobby and you are his new bear
‘How many ways can I get this person to blow up before they try to kill me?’
He tones it down a bit. Just a tad.
He’s a little shit but he’s your little shit~
Loves watching you go off on other people. The panic in there eyes as you dig into them verbally is so entertaining.
Tells you you’re hot when you’re mad to get out of trouble (he’s only half-joking)
If you’re protective or jealous, he will get majorly flustered (and it’s unfortunately going to encourage his own obsessive behavior)
If you ever get into a physical fight, he’s not taking his hands off you. Your bloody and pissed and it’s hot
Oh boy, another moody assh-
Tries his best to avoid you at first.
He don’t need more stress
Once he figures out your triggers, he just avoids them and hangs out with you normally
Can someone say ‘venting buds’
Please be his ‘he asked for no pickles’ s/o. He’s perpetually stuck in customer service mode.
He is your restraint, you are his enabler
Mhh? Oh, he’s used to people like you
Just don’t yell at him or his staff and you’ll be fine
If you happen to dislike the same people he does, you two might actually become friends
Is more than willing to milk the boyfriend privileges when it comes to your temper
But if anyone tries to insult you over it? He’s having a word with his guards.
Thinks it’s funny how short your fuse is
Finds your temper even more amusing. Yes, be ticked at that person. Chew them out. It’s both hilarious and attractive to him.
If you ever ask him to ‘deal with’ someone who’s annoyed you he’s going to go feral
He understands a short temper
But don’t think that means you’re friends!
You are, unfortunately, the Karen/Kevin couple (please don’t harass the staff to much)
You’re probably the only one who genuinely argues with him and he kinda respects that
Ironically, there are two forms of negativity he doesn’t mind
Might find you vaguely entertaining
Funny enough, he really likes you
He’s a sucker for someone with issues
Will do his best to eliminate things you don’t like
You know? You’re almost refreshing
Just please don’t yell at him. He’s still learning to set boundaries
It’s hilarious how many people think you two are the cute x mean stereotype
When in reality you’re the ‘all bite’ x ‘all bark’ pair
He helps you learn to control your temper more by pulling you out of situations once he start to feel your emotions fluctuating towards rage