#swedishbeans

[mcytshipsandmore]

Swedishbeans d fbfjf aahhhh ><

Stupid Iskall falling for Joel’s unbeatable charisma…

Stupid Joel for not realizing that Iskall was so smitten….

GhfhjGkfkkHgavsjzjGsbfnnfnskl….

This ship is so funny and doomed to me it’s amazing 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🫵🗣️‼️😭 -⭐️

[days-until-burnout]

could we mayhaps have some swedisdhbeans with a side of angst or whatver u like really.

one swedishbeans served cold! _____

📧 Day 55 -

Characters - Iskall/Joel Words - 532 Time - 15 mins Content - Modern AU

Iskall knows he shouldn’t have come to the party. But the invitation was given, and the grapevine had told him he’d be there, so how could he not go? 

He knows, he knows so badly he shouldn’t have. And now he’s standing there, completely alone, apart from the few people he knows, watching him. Always watching him. There is something about him, he’s tried to explain to his friends. They’d sighed and rolled their eyes, but he knows there is something. How can someone be so magnetic? So majestic? Unreal and possibly a dream come true. There has to be something, a spell or voodoo or witchery, something that has stolen his attention and his heart, his very being and barely attached it to him. 

Iskall knows—it’s all pointless either way. 

The can in his hand goes warm, the beer no longer cool, no longer interested in it. It’s been a while too. How easily he blends into the crowd. He wishes he were braver, bolder, someone worth his attention, and maybe, just maybe his affection too. 

Joel can do better—Iskall knows. 

Joel’s been dancing all night, laughing and beaming that glee, that joy Iskall wishes to cause one day. Little smirks, pacing winks. Hands on hands, on bodies, Joel pulls whoever he wants into the dance floor. A pretty girl, a flustered guy. He holds them close, keeping them safe from the crowd around him, smiling at them like the world until they loosen up. And he can see it, in every single one of them, how their eyes change as the music changes, when distance grows between their bodies and Joel is dancing with someone else, Iskall can see how they fall in love like he did. 

He wishes he could see heartbreak too. Have someone with him too. Maybe they’d understand. Someone has to, one day, eventually. Can everyone love Joel, love him like he does, and be able to watch him make someone else smile and not have their heart shatter? Is everyone else stronger? Why can’t he be strong too? Maybe then, maybe if he changes, Joel will notice him. 

But someone is walking over, weaving through the crowds with purpose. Joel doesn’t notice, everyone else does. So they walk over, and Iskall knows his world crumbles when their arm wraps around Joel’s shoulders, how their hand glides behind his shoulders as they walk around, stopping in front of him. Smiles. It’s all smiles and looks, words only for each other. A hand on a hand. There has to be someone else breaking too, there has to. Iskall can’t be the only one. He can’t. 

The crowd keeps dancing, one soul less, and Iskall knows everything’s gone darker now without him. The light, the life of the party. Without him, things aren’t the same. And he knows, he knows someone else must feel it too. Maybe the murmurs he can’t hear are the saddened words of those who miss him, maybe those leaving are the lonely souls who lost purpose. 

But the party dies eventually, though it did long before sunrise for Iskall. He walks home alone, and he knows he shouldn’t have gone to the party.

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i was gonna work on a more complex request, but all my braincells went into this one au im cooking. it's consumed me. i am nothing if i'm not thinking about that au anyways, fun fact, i have another swedishbeans request, so if the other one is yours, i see you, and i hear you, i just dont have the brain to write it (i have a cool idea but you gotta bear with me for a bit longer) (i mean, also, that can be said for all the other asks. they are all lovely and i want to so badly. but circumstances. also, i kinda wanna do another art round. maybe ill do a request lighting round maybe maybe)

[aysbes]

JOEL WHISPERED “youre bloody handsome iskall” IN ISKALLS EAR??? HELLOO!??!!???

[days-until-burnout]

Day 29 -

Characters - Iskall (centric) & Beef Words - 376 Time - 15 mins Content - Hermitcraft

Iskall stared at his intertwined fingers, vision unfocused. His mind wandered, too many places, all lines of thoughts leading him back to one thing. One being. Joel. He breathed in then exhaled, closing his eyes as he did before opening them, staring at his fingers then looking up at the person across from him. Beef stared, unamused and uninterested. Was it that hard to get someone to care about him on this server?! It seemed so. 

“Beef, we’re friends, right? And friends help each other. You have to help me, or at least hear me out. Beef, you have to be a good friend to me.”

Beef squinted, said nothing. Iskall sighed, dragging his hands across the table to his lap as he leaned back, melting into his seat as he stared up to the ceiling. The vents and breeze buzzed around, at least filling the room with some ambient noise. He should have gone to Stress. Unlike Beef, Stress was actually a good friend, and even if she would tease him, she would at least hear him out and give suggestions while calling him a coward. Why could Beef not be a good friend like Stress?

He was a good friend, unlike other people, so he gave Beef another chance, even if he was running out of patience himself. He inhaled and exhaled one more time, blinked his eyes back to Beef. 

“You know Etho, right? You’ve been buddies for years now. It’s a fair assumption to say you know him.” He started, slowly, carefully. Maybe if he said the right words, maybe then Beef would help him. Likely, surely. “I just… Look, I’m not asking for much. Okay? Just, just a couple questions. Simple information. Can you give me that, Beef? Just some answers to my innocent questions. Can you do that, for me? Please?”

Beef squinted again. 

“I just need you to tell me what does Etho have that I don’t! Why does Yoels chase him and not me?! What is so special about him? Wasn’t– Isn’t he washed up or something?!”

Beef rolled his eyes. 

Iskall was not going to take the gag nor free him from the chair until he got his answers. He had all the time in the server. 

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i could not for the love of me think of anything to write. my original idea was too long for the amount of braincells i have right now (which is 0) (also why it's relatively short this time). but i also wanted smalletho, but didnt feel like writing smalletho. anyhow, we cope

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

WHY DID ISKALL MAKE A MISSION POSSIBLE TO STEAL ALL OF JOELS COPPER AND REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING ELSE. WHATS WRONG WITH THEM <3

[jellie3]

iskall's lost it (endearingly amused)

[ghostyclay]

[Day 26]: Groups and collabs!

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Finally had the time to finish this artwork i made for hermitaday! I almost forgot about this LMFAO-

I also made this lil graph to illustrate how i see their dynamic qkehakjd

The og post is here, and the link to my hermitaday Masterpost is here!

(reminder that my art requests are currently open)

[hmshermitcraft]

docbeans anon (but not anon anymore) back at it again but with swedishbeans this time

joel decided to give iskall a chance - just one date with him to see how it goes. it turns out that once iskall isnt acting all weirdly nervous or trying to act tough about being rejected, he’s actually pretty funny and sweet. it helps that iskall really went all out for the date. joel is a bit charmed by it all and agrees to a 2nd date, and it all goes up from there

(bonus. on their honeymoon years later, theyre relaxing on a nice beach and joel says “remember when i tried filing a restraining order against you?”)

Iskall is very good at putting on a show, but... Joel likes this version of him too. More genuine, down to earth. A little awkward, but funny and charismatic and really damn clever. Like where was he hiding all this knowledge?

Turns out that without all the weird acting, they're a good couple. Who would've guessed?