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CAN I BE SWORD ANON IF THATS NOT ALREADY TAKEN?

Also headcanon that Sword would enjoy strawberries. Specifically with sugar on top

#phighting!#phighting headcanons #headcanon #phighting #roblox phighting #phighting roblox #sword phighting #sword anon

House spouse Arthur but instead of the ny polycule it’s Kayne. I mean it’s basically canon that Kayne wanted to put Arthur in a little cosmic house with his daughter and have him play happy family for the rest of his existence. It’s only thanks to Arthur’s self loathing that he wasn’t tempted although Kayne surely kept trying.

So now on to the situation,

Similarly to benevolent it’s Arthur playing house, in some nebulous space, “may I suggest the sausage” apron on and little else. Kayne gets his sitcom entrance, “honey I’m home!” Possible some kind of eldritch mind control or aphrodisiac just to keep Arthur’s head nice and spacey so he doesn’t question why Kayne has him bent over the counter in the kitchen while dinner burns in the background, or what happened to John in all of this. After all Kayne doesn’t seem all too interested in sharing his favorite mortal.

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Mouse anon you have a beautiful mind but also im just imagining them eating the shittiest burnt stirfried chicken afterwords because SOMEONE had to come five times in a row

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#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester malevolent #kayne malevolent #masked #nsft #sword anon

Weird NPD + ASPD traits combo thing I do is like. I do not give a fuck about anyone else or their problems. But also I looooooooooooove drama and gossip. You won't see me participating, but you bet your ass I've perfectly positioned myself in every group to vent in my DMs as much as they want and the amount of supply I get just from collecting drama and blackmail material I'll never use like. I feel so much better about myself listening to people bitch about their tiny nothing problems.

*makes popcorn*

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REAL AND TRUE. Dude I love drama i just hate being involved lmaoo

#cluster b #actually npd #actually narcissistic #narcissistic personality disorder #npd #npd confession #npd tag #npd community #aspd #actually aspd #actually antisocial #aspd things #aspd thoughts #aspd confession #sword anon

Hello there Sugar… we hope you’re having fun while these anons infest your inbox!

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... Ough I'm getting hcgta flashbacks.. @lostinthe-void-666 this you? Doesn't sound like you but a guess nevertheless

#detective shenanigans #VOID HELP ME I REMEMBER UR SWORD ANON LAST TIME #AND THIS MADE ME LOOK ONE. TWICE AND THRICE😭#sword anon

Omg Back at the Barnyard mentioned?! Pretty sure I still have the og movie on dvd- Sword anon

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omg hi sword anon!! so good to see you again!!

but yes, i don't remember much about back at the barnyard; that scene i mentioned is one of the few things that i remember about the show. but actually, the only other thing i can even slightly remember is a female cow (but not any of the main female cows... i think it was otis's cousin or something?) burping, too. but i don't remember the context of the moment at all so i don't even know how i would go about finding it hahaha.

but anyways, that's sick that you have the original movie on dvd. that must mean you really enjoy it!! if you decide to rewatch any time soon, i'd love to know if anything sticks out to you at all hahaha

#burping #other stuff #answered #sword anon

Pardon me my liege but might we have a snippet of angst from your WIPs? 🗡️ Here is a sword to slay your enemies and of course to slay in general.

Different anon btw 😂

Well, hello, different anon (you shall be henceforth be known as "Sword Anon" since you brought your liege a wondrous sword - thank you for that btw, love it!)

And of course you get a snippet! This is from a oneshot Larissa x Reader fic where I am playing around with the soulmate marks trope- and of course making it suuuuuuuper angsty because duh. Angst Fairy and all of that.

“It-” Larissa swallowed, as if it had become suddenly difficult to talk “-It doesn’t have to come out. Nobody would have to know. It would be as if this conversation never took place.” You closed your eyes, and tried to breathe through the pain. Expecting rejection from your soulmate didn’t even start to prepare you for how excruciating it was. A dirty secret. A conversation that never happened. That was all your bond would amount to. Of course.

Current wordcount: 1800w - Expected wordcount: around 4000w? Working title: Soulmates fic (I know, I know, I will find a better one once I work on it some more)