Tags: Xavier x fem!Reader, smau, fake dating, yandere!Xavier, modern au
Synopsis: In which you’re fake dating Xavier, your partner at the police station. However, his affections seem to run much deeper than what’s required for this charade. You soon find how just how far he’s willing to go.
An: Heyo! I love obsessive Xavier <3 I also realized I haven’t done a smau story for any of the LADS guys except for the why choose.
Well, duh, I’m tired of work, but… that’s not the only reason I’m excited.
Can you really not guess?
Well, if I have to spell it out for ya, I don’t mind. I’m so happy I get to spend time with you!
What’re we gonna do this weekend? Uh… I dunno. I haven’t seen what’s in my cards.
Wait… speaking of cards- maybe I could give you a tarot reading! Or we could go shopping for crystals…
Hm? What’s wrong?
What if the cards… say something bad? Like… about our relationship?
Puh-lease! You think I’d let something as silly as tarot tell me what to do when it comes to something this important to me?
Well, yes I believe in them. I believe in them very strongly. But cards just tell you what’s gonna happen if you let it happen. And normally, I like letting it happen. Whatever “it” is, it’s usually not important or negative enough for me to spend my precious time and effort trying to change its course. But when it comes to you?
Why, I’d die for you. And no crystal or card or zodiac sign could convince me to leave- in fact, there’s only one person who could wish me away and succeed… and it’s you.
As long as you want me to stay, I’ll be right here. By your side.
And can I tell you a secret?
There’s no way the cards would even try to tear us apart. You know why?
'Cause you are my destiny.
script by me, voice acting by me, images from pinterest, tara gif from @applelungs heh
Why I think Tara should be our next LI in Lads, and not because I'm delusional.
I shall explain this excuse the lack of grammar I just need to spit my truth.
1. She is a star girlie which is a common thing for girls to be into astronomy, but also it common for the LI to have something else to sticks with you, like a second theme to their type (Zayne loving sweets, Xavier loving nostalgia things and retro games, Sylus enjoying vinyls, Raf love for painting Caleb and planes/apples!)
2. She has a model in-game and voiced lines AND she the first person to talk to you on her own accord and told you that today is a lucky day for you. Cryptic a bit JUST LIKE EVERY ONE OF THE BOYS IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME!
3. She could be a goddess to match Raf but the light version since he can be dark (he stalked you, HE LITERALLY MOVES THRU THE N109 ZONE, HE TRIED TO KILL YOU) and most Lads interlock with each other (Caleb and Zayne being rivals and friends in childhood and work in skyheaven. Sylus and Raf having the zone and even their shady times and Sy rich and would probably buy a painting from Raf, but Xavier has nobody really, so,,, Tara makes sense she literally works at the same place!)
4. She is well loved in the fandom.
5. She's a woman and it would be so cool to have a woman in there AND INFOLD I WILL GO BANKRUPT FOR HER I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE SITTING ON A GOLD MIND SHE'S PERFECT!
6. I am in love with her.
7.✨ Women ✨
8. She pretty.
9. Also like MM did it and like you'll get more sapphic people in ya game Bec raf and Tara are right there!?
10. She could be like Asta sister that fell for a human he has beef that lasting several generations at this point
11. She's supportive.
12. I'm willing to work 6 jobs for her alone I'm deeply madly in love with her LET ME DATE HER INFOLD YOU GREEDY BASTARDS WANT OUR MONEY MAKE HER DATABLE!!!!
13. Have I mentioned I am so down bad for her? To the point I think I'm just sapphic at this point I love the guys don't get me wrong but if one of becomes real in a hypothetical situation I'm going for Tara, no cap, I would marry her so damn quickly it's not funny.
14. Matching FUCKING OUTFITS!
15. CUTE FUCKING DATES!
16. PALM READING!
17.
I have rest my case I'm not delusional about this she will become the 6th li and I will be broke as a goddamn joke
posting this without any proper proofreading done because I'm afraid I might not post it at all...
cw: boy's love content | boy x boy | valko x zayne | maybe might be other ships in the future dunno | will keep it safe because i've been having trouble with writing nsfw content lately |
“Zayne, right?”
Oh no, the mass of muscle is talking.
“You just said that out loud.” Snickered Caleb at Zayne’s side. Apparently he’d been so sleep-deprived these past few days that he couldn’t even differentiate between his thoughts and spoken words anymore.
Valko only smiled as Zayne kept staring at his massive chest. “Professor Qi said you could help me out with my biology classes.”
He felt Caleb’s blow to the back of his head and it was as if it had activated his thought process… just a little. “Uh- Yeah- Yes. I’m good at anatomy.” Maybe he deserved a second blow.
“Good. Nice. Do you think we could meet at the library or somewhere else after school? My class has an exam tomorrow on first period and I don’t feel confident. What do you say?”
The second blow actually came, this time from Tara to his right. He should really rethink his whole friend group situation, they were getting too handsy. But let’s be fair, he had been just staring at Valko’s dazzling smile instead of answering the question.
He cleared his throat and pushed his glasses higher over the bridge of his nose. “Sure. The library sounds right.”
“Cool! I’ll come by after classes so we can go together. See ya!” Zayne forced himself to nod and closed his eyes before Valko’s smile blinded him. He should have kept them open, that way he would have seen the other boy trip over his own two feet while rushing out of the classroom to gloat at his classmates.
With wobbly legs, Zayne stood up and announced he was going to the toilet. He needed to desperately clear his head over having a date studying session with the #1 striker on their school football team.
“Do you think he will notice?” Tara sat on Zayne’s desk before Caleb’s.
“Notice what?” The boy handed her one of his precious candies.
“That professor Qi teaches art and not biology.”
Meanwhile, in class 3…
“Ha💸 ha💸 ha💸 ha💸 ha💸”
“Stop laughing, it was so shameful!” Valko had his face buried in his hands as he recalled his supposed ‘cool exit’ after asking his crush out for a date, only for him to trip over his own feet and almost face-palming the door on his way out. Sylus at his side just kept laughing.
“You tried to do something you’re not used to,” explained Sylus.
“Asking someone out?”
“Acting cool.”
Valko wanted to punch him in the face.
“Don’t worry, he seems stuck up but he’s actually really nice.” Said Xavier between yawns at his side, he had slept through the whole break. Valko smiled at his friend’s encouragement but it quickly slipped away after he kept talking. “But he might get annoyed that you lied to get him to go on a date with you.”
“Hmmm. He might not even be that smart after all though, since he didn’t mention that professor Qi is in the art department.” Added Sylus only to be interrupted by Xavier.
“Oh, but he is. He took Valko’s first place in every subject after he transferred in.” The smile his friend had was mocking.
“I don’t care about that anymore, I fell in love at first sight after I saw him even if I didn’t know he was the one who had displaced me from my winning streak.”
Sylus sat up as the bell rang, class was about to start but the first period had been annoying enough to get under his skin. “Let me just tell you something that you might want to think about:” Valko straightened up at his friend’s seriousness. “If he didn’t notice you’re scoring just below him on tests, then he might not have any interest in you, at all.”
