Saiki Kusuo as your Boyfriend
You've managed to lock down the greatest, strongest psychic in the world. How does he behave?
CW: Talks of sexual acts - only towards the end.
Saiki would only really consider dating after getting to know you for atleast a year (maybe even longer). Although he can read minds and see true intentions, he would actually need to know you and like you as a person to even consider liking you.
Incredibly petty. Not in a mean way, just in a playful manner; he feels comfortable enough to joke around with you.
But do not get me wrong; my man will accept his mistakes.
He thinks he’s got it right all the time (and he does), but if you ever see things differently, he will try his best to understand your perspective.
Really calm and cavalier about most things; need his opinion about clothes? He’s giving you the most objective impression-
“Yeah, that’s colourful, looks good.”
“No, I don’t think that would support you enough”.
Meaning - he's very reassuring, in the classic deadpan Saiki mode.
Even if you're overthinking, he's steadfast enough to calmly pull you out of it. He makes it practically impossible to feel insecure; if he doesn't like someone, he makes it abundantly clear.
ACTS OF SERVICE KINGGGG - recognizes and memorizes your patterns and does everything in his power to make things easier for you. He never, EVER takes credit for them; he genuinely does it because he wants you to be happy.
Not creepy… I guess, stalking is inherently creepy.
He just likes keeping tabs on you. He’ll teleport to you, especially if it’s for important events - meetings, friend hangouts, conferences.
Speaking of friend hangouts - LOVES gossip.
Will never admit it, but he loves knowing what’s tea. Even if he is aware of it (since he stalked you), he’ll let you tell it all over again just because he likes hearing you ramble excitedly.
On the same vein, would love, LOVE, LOVE trashy reality TV - cause he gets to watch people be crazy without reading their thoughts.
Jealousy, jealousy - Not in the stereotypical tone; in fact, he would never take an action (unless you’re in danger).
Your relationship is built on a solid foundation of trust. It was the first stone that began your courtship. You trust him innately, and he does the same.
So, even if you try to get him jealous, he wouldn’t; simply because he knows you adore him.
That doesn’t mean he’s not going to be all extra sarcastic if you joke around. He gets quite deadpan (more than usual) if you even play around with dating someone else.
He’s only going to be bothered if YOU were the one having a laugh; if someone else is trying it, he doesn’t mind.
You’re his, and you know it.
The same applies to physical affection - he’s very go with the flow.
You’re a clingy person? He’ll hold you.
You like to keep your distance? He’s giving you all the space you need without any complaints.
Even with PDA, you’re not going to have him make out with you on the streets, simply for practical reasons: one, he doesn’t want to draw attention, and two, telepathy would make that experience even tougher for him.
If you’re someone who craves it, he’ll be more likely to go along with it. He’s not impassive about it, he genuinely just wants you to be happy.
He would enjoy the comfort of cuddling - it makes him feel very safe when you hold him.
You convince him to wear his germanium ring to shut off telepathy before bed, and he trusts you enough to fall asleep in your arms without the fear of threats.
The biggest evidence of that is whenever he has an issue with his powers, from his limiters or from Kusuke, he is super hard on himself. Yes, he’s quick to bounce back and solve the problem, but there is a part of him that questions his own strength, his inability to control them, and why you’re with him.
Give him a kiss on the forehead and tell him you love him regardless of his abilities, regardless of what he can do while holding him, and I swear, you’ll feel wet spots on your neck.
You’ve made it very clear you don’t particularly want him to use his abilities for your sake.
But has he made an honest attempt to? Yes.
It means the world to him that you love him for him and do not expect him to be any other ideal or myth of a boyfriend or a Godly psychic.
When it comes to sexual acts, he follows your lead.
He wouldn’t particularly dislike doing things with you; he enjoys them as much as one would. But he’s not one to initiate them.
VERY much a giver. He wants you to be happy and to make you happy. Oftentimes, wouldn’t even think to take care of himself; one, because he’s worried about his powers going berserk, and two, he simply just wants you to enjoy yourself.
Which is why, if he DOES initiate, it’s because he's fulfilling your desires or wishes.
TLDR: If Saiki falls, he falls HARD. You are his world, and he’ll orbit around you- literally and physically.
