[Gives u some tenna tea, battat tea, Pluey tea, and jongler tea]
I've... I've got some time now to drink these.
Battat Tea: Good lord, this one is strong! It'd certainly be something to wake me up in the morning. I like it! It has a nice little lavender-tasting foam on the top which gives it a nice bit of sweetness amidst the strong sorta coffee-ish flavor. Gives it a nice and well-rounded sorta feel to it. It really reminds me of those long work days where all that's keeping me going is knowing I've got a pal at the end of it, waiting for me at a seat somewhere in the studio. Smells like Fridays after work at the bar.
Pluey Tea: This one is also really strong, but in a different direction? Like a punch of frosting kinda feeling! Like buttercream frosting, not that gross plasticky stuff they sell at supermarkets. Homemade sorta taste to it. It feels fluffy and elegant! It's got a mild earthiness to it, which you can almost miss through all that sugar. It's got an overwhelming flavor, but it feels safe. Smells a little bit like early mornings sitting on the couch with a cat before the work day picks up. It's calming, in a strange way.
Jongler Tea: Smells really floral, but somehow like metal? Like metal spurs on those old timey cowboy boots. Tastes like hot air and the wind in your face, if that makes any sense. It's sweet, but it's somehow got this honey-ish flavor to it? It's what I'd give to Kris and Asriel if they were sick. It's also got this sorta gentle herb-y taste to it? It blends nicely with the honey. The texture's a little strange though, like too much honey was put in it and now the water's different. Even so, it reminds me of home. The Dreemurrs.
Finally, named after yours truly.....
Tenna Tea: It... Tastes like static. I don't like that. It feels like spun sugar got caught in my teeth, despite it just being a normal liquid tea like the others. Like I really can't get it out, and my teeth are gonna suffer for it. No floss or toothbrush can help me here.
Despite that, it feels normal. Good normal, I think. Like this is a better version of it. Like if someone were to work around with the recipe for it, it could be better? Feels stupid to hope though, it's just tea after all. Smells like dry cleaning, and painkillers after a long day.
I... Have a confession to make. I saved the Spamton tea. It's embarassing, especially since he'll probably see this... But I felt an obligation to. I'm mixing it with the Tenna tea.
Spamton & Tenna Tea: It tastes like whiskey, cigarettes, and long drives out somewhere quiet and safe. It smells like horrible liquor and worse decisions. It tastes so, so familiar. And at the same time like it's miles away. I want more, badly. But that's stupid. It's just tea. It's just tea, Ant. It's just tea.
I'll mix the Tenna and.. Well, Mike trio tea.
Tenna and Mikes Tea: Wow, this is actually pretty nice! Was expecting the weirdness of the Tenna tea to screw around a lot with the other teas, but it turned out okay, all things considered. Still feels like I have something stuck in my teeth awful from that Tenna tea though. Wish I could improve it, but I doubt the tea-makers would listen to me! I'm just some 'ol TV host! Really like it though.
In conclusion I think they have to change the tea named after me. And maybe discontinue the one named after the mailman.
But maybe save a batch for me....
