Jan 12
Quotes from my tea tasting journal with no context
“I keep saying ‘it’s not my favorite’ and then taking bigger, greedier sips like a fucking liar.”
“…with a very strong aftertaste that lingers in my throat so long I should ask it to start paying rent.”
“Safe to say I will definitely NOT be gifting this to anyone.”
“I’m burping orange peel flavored burps right now, though.”
“I am drinking goddamn tree bark right now. I definitely can’t say I hate it, though…”
“How the FUCK do they put these flavors into literal leaves?”
