hi i wanna tell you about one of my ongoing futile diy repair projects. my frankenstein headphones. i say futile because no normal person would have seen this mess of a headphone and thought wow, the countless hours i will be putting into this will absolutely be worth it for the money i will save by not buying new headphones. it's just that i'm a bit crafty and like handmade things, but mostly i'm very neurotic and once i get an idea in my head i can't not complete it, whatever the cost.
so to start a few years ago i bought a pair of onestyle HS-ANC-01 for around 40€. at the time that was very cheap for bluetooth headphones. they looked like this:
i loved them, i liked their sound quality and they fit me very comfortably for hours. they had some awful noise cancelling i never used which i'm pretty sure was just a white noise track, and they were made of incredibly cheap crappy plastic.
i was like whatever i just want comfy headphones. i bought them and within a few months the plastic of the headband broke straight through at the top. they no longer had any pressure on them, wouldn't cover my ears and would fall off if i moved my head too much.
so i was like what can i do about this, and after ruining a steel ruler trying to bend it into shape to replace the headband, i realized we had some cheap plastic headbands lying around. you know the kind you push back your hair with or glue bunny ears on for easter. so first i tore off the cracked headband plastic (literally, i don't remember where exactly but i definitely had so snip some of the plastic with pincers, couldn't just unscrew it) and then cut a cheap headband into shape to replace it. this was crappy: still not enough pressure and way too thin.
i realized that to have enough pressure on the ears, the end of the headband had to come down all the way over the ear pads. the individual headbands weren't long enough however. so the insane thing i did then (and i really regret not having progress pics of this) was stacking two overlapping plastic headbands on top of the first one and strapping them to it and to the ear pads with a shit ton of duct tape, each coming down over the ear pad on one side and overlapping in the middle. then to make it a little more neat looking, i put some black body tape over the duct tape.
and then it was great for a while! they fit really well again, still worked just fine, they just weren't foldable anymore. i was proud that i had saved such a shitty cheap product that most people wouldn't consider worth saving from the dump, and walked around with my frankenstein headphones like this.
BUT OF COURSE it wasn't meant to last. like pleather fucking does every single time the pleather cushion cover started to crumble all over me a few months later. i think you can buy cheap cloth covers in that case, but i was too invested in these headphones now. they were my handmade child. my daughter(s). so naturally i made perfectly geometrically fitting paper templates of the headphones surfaces and transferred them to soft dark red fabric and hand-sewed my headphones into them. i wasn't even thinking oh what if i need to wash this cover, i just left a hole for the charger and was going to trap them in this comfy jersey prison forever.
i gotta say they looked cool as fuck like this, like they were wearing a perfectly tailored full body sock. and they were MUCH more comfortable! even if your headphones are perfectly fine, i highly recommend sewing them into soft stretchy fabric.
anyways of COURSE they started to stink after a while. so i opened a seam and when i took them out black pleather bits rained down on me. i was like fuck this shit and just tore off all the pleather. underneath were these disgusting looking cushions. idk if they're supposed to look like that, and they feel a bit greasy too. o_o surprisingly they don't smell.
i washed all of it and sewed a long ass zipper to the back of the sock. then, to make sure the cushions would stay in place without the pleather holding it down, i had to sew my fabric to the mesh and foam sheet that cover the speaker. the mesh and foam sheet i had to sew to the round piece of plastic that snaps the ear cushion to the speaker. it's all very complicated and stupid
this is how it looks turned inside out now:
with the cushions pulled around the plastic bits again where they belong, it looks like this↓. now you have the two major parts, the unwashable (left) and the washable (right):
to put them back together, you snap the plastic bits to the speakers:
an then zip it all up. that part is soooooooo satisfying <3 (the zipper is in the back of course, it would look weird in front):
was it worth it? no. would i do it again? yes because i have no self control
they actually look very expensive now even though technically i didn't spend any money on making them look that way; every material i used was stuff i already had lying around. i don't think anyone would guess at the soup of cheap tech and random things from my house and sweat and blood that's inside. what a weird creature. my beautiful child
ANYWAYS SHORTLY AFTER I INSTALLED THE ZIPPER THE CHARGING SOCKET FUCKING BROKE. THEY ARE DEAD. I HAVE TO USE THEM WITH AN AUX CORD LIKE IT'S 2014 NOW. I HAD TO BUY AN AUX TO USB C ADAPTER CAUSE PHONES DON'T HAVE HEADPHONE JACKS ANYMORE. HAPPY TIMES