#ted johnson

[robertocustodioart]

Ted Johnson and Jay Johnson by Jack Mitchel 1970

[twinsoftheday]

today's twins of the day are:

ned and ted johnson from barbie dreamhouse adventures

[barbie-pride-flags]

Queer pride flag color picked from Ted from Dreamhouse Adventures!

[barbiedha-deactivatingsoon]

Tammy: Only geniuses can say these four words very quickly. Eye. Yam. Stew. Pit.

Trey: Puh-lease… you can’t expect me to fall for that—

Ted and Ned: IAMSTUPID!

Trey: *facepalm* Why do I even bother with you two?

[hitchell-mope]

Brilliant movie. Could’ve done with being two hours long. And if they hadn’t kept stopping Ken from confessing. But still. Brilliant movie. And once again. It has a villain song better than queen of mean

[weil-weil-lautre]

Solidarity: A Path to a More Just and Inclusive Society - Advancing Together Symposium Panel

[incorrectbarbiequotes]

Trey: You do realize that prom isn't for another two years and four months?

Ted: Dude, that suit is gonna reek!

Ken: Barbie hasn't asked me to the dance yet, so I'm just laying out a little sugar to catch my snake.

Ned: Flies. Sugar catches flies.

Ken: What catches snakes?

Ted: You gotta wear a snake trap.

Ned: No, you need those metal sticks with a grabber at the end.

Trey: My grandmother uses those to get cereal down from her cupboard.

Ted: Why are there snakes in your grandmother's cereal?

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