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Telharmonius: I am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care

Orchestius: That's 110%

Telharmonius: 20% of me doesn't care

Telharmonius: Are you familiar with the gear shift?

Thaddeus: You mean the PRNDL?

Telharmonius: The what?

Thaddeus: The PRNDL.

Telharmonius: Are you referring to the shift lever that says “P-R-N-D-L”?

Thaddeus: I’m not a child, Telharmonius. I know how to spell PRNDL.

Telharmonius: It’s not something you spell, it’s a gear shift. The letters stand for Park, Neutral, Drive, Reverse, and Low!

Thaddeus: You’re making me nervous with all this technical talk.

Telharmonius: Oh, I’m sorry. Why don’t we just relax? We’ll turn on the radio. Would you like “Ammm” or “Fmmm”?

Telharmonius: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Rhymos: What if it bites me and it dies?

Acoda: That means you’re poisonous.

Rest: What if it bites itself and I die?

Dak: That’s voodoo.

Theremin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Thaddeus: That’s correlation, not causation.

Thundergar: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Archbishop: That’s kinky.

Orchestius: Oh my god.

Dak: Hey, Orchestius? Where does the wind blow from?

Orchestius: Wind is just a force caused by changes in temperature and atmospheric pressure and...

Orchestius: Huh. That’s actually a hard question, now that I think about it.

Orchestius: Kind of deep, really. I mean, where does the wind blow from? What do you think, Telharmonius?

Telharmonius: Don’t know. Don’t care.

Telharmonius: Listen kid-

Dak: Please, call me Dak.

Telharmonius: I'd really rather no. If I named you, I could get attached.

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