#text dump

[hushbugger]

The Deltarune text dump now has all the text from chapters 1-4. That includes unused text, the Japanese translation, and copious spoilers.

(Warning: the page is pretty big. It might lag your browser.)

Happy ctrl+F-ing!

[selfcontrolat0]

Kuroba Kaito, the man you are. different people, different faces, always smoke and mirrors and 'please, never look at me.' you who were abandoned too young. you who saw flames and knew it would never be the same again. you who saw white and knew what you must do.

is it? is this the correct path for you? gems and jewels and fame and glory and guns. secrets upon secrets, kept until death do you part and even after, to the grave and beyond. lies and excuses, to your friends, your family, yourself. taking to the skies, freedom personified, yet the bars of your gilded cage are closing in. how long can you ignore the warnings? how long can you keep up the act?

Kuroba Kaito and Kaitou KID. a kid and yet not. a child and yet not. too old, too young, too bright, too cold. everything at once and yet it is never enough. to you, i ask. who are you? i will receive no answer. you will look in the mirror and see the face of the stranger. it smiles, so you follow.

Kuroba Kaito, the boy you are. you saw white and knew what you must do. but is it the white of purity or the white of a ghost? you will never know.

it is too late to turn back now.

[neildownbutcooler]

Weird Route is more psychologically fucked up than Genocide Route, as you’re manipulating Kris’s childhood friend into doing the killing for you. But Undertale’s Genocide Route is generally scarier. The music and atmosphere are more terrifying, and the characters are really afraid of you in a way you don’t really see in Snowgrave. Plus Undertale is longer than Deltarune Chapter 2, so you have more time to really sit with the atrocities you’ve committed.

[dyke-donkey]

Meet Matthew and Horsie!

[its-all-clouds-in-this-noggin]

The list expands....

Yes, these are all the hyapollo pairings I have 😅

Canon compliant (Apollo x Hyacinthus): the, canon compliant ones, both to general greek mythology and to ToA! This moment is pre Hya discus moment, rip

Vampire/Flowershop modern au (Apollo x 'Cyn'): from my au! Where the gods are vampires and Hya died a long time ago and eventually reincarnated as 'Cyn', a florist in the modern day. Its a cute boy meets boy (again) story!!! Mostly fluff and joy and whimsy :D

This is specifically a ToA au, so there are chracters from there in it! Specifically Meg, her father and Lu who are the ones that took in Cyn when he was a teenage runaway orphan and gave him a job at the family flowershop.

Toxic doomed yaoi eyeball planet au (Phoebus x Amyclae): This is my current obsession! Phoebus and Amyclae!! WEEEEEEEE! It started of as a r/1999 au but i've airlifted into my own world and such.

There are no gods in this world, rather Phoebus is something akin to an eldritch being, he represents the light of knowledge and decended upon Earth a looooooooong time ago. Hyacinthus was a normal mortal prince who met this mess of an inhuman being and went, *doki doki*, the two had a very nice relationship together before of course he dies.

Eventually the apocalypse happens and humanity evacuates from the planet via generationships and Phoebus being the well adjusted individual that he is, digs up Hya's bones soil and all to bring with him. When they finally found a planet to settle upon, one of the first things he does upon landing is to establish a cemetary and burries Hya again.

What he didn't know was that the planet was a bit funky actually, and Hya got resurrected! Then indoctrinated into a cult intent on bringing about doomsday (again) to create a new world. Determined to create that perfect utopia for Phoebus (the light of his life) but as a result is now at complete odds with Phoebus since the eldritch being playing normal scientist have too much morality to allow the resurrected plant zombie to kill off humanity. Hence ya know, toxic doomed yaoi.

Toxic coomed yaoi eyeball planet reverse au (Phoebus x Hya): Essentially the previous one, but with the key difference that when Phoebus arrived on the planet, he realised he could use the funky energy it gave off and decided to ressurect Hyacinthus himself.

And so he does, growing a body for the dead prince himself and a whole ass ritual Marcielle resurrecting Falin from Dungeon Meshi style. He is, successful at it and Hya is brought back basically the same as before death, and did not get indoctrinated into a cult. Phoebus locks him up though, since he's not taking any chances of anything happening to his most precious person ever again. Hya is, ok with this (dude is outta time and now kept in a suspend state of life by his boyfriend who is the only person he can rely on, he's also still down bad).

Hya isn't a perfect resurrection, though his body starts shutting down after a year or two, so Phoebus keeps crafting him new bodies (there are backups in the basement) and transfers Hya's soul/consciousness to them when needed. (Hya also asks for special modifications for his body, like being 2m tall, or having 4 arms, or growing old, or being a worm, he's gotta have fun somewhere)

In the words of Screw, this au is 'locked his princess in a tower'.

Toxic doomed yaoi cult au (Apollon x Hyacinth): Aka Hya starts a cult.

Still set in the no god eldritch being instead au, instead of Hyacinthus dying the first time round, Apollo does instead. Except as an inhuman being representing a concept, he cant really die but his conciousness and powers are spread so thin he's as good as kicked the bucket.

Determined to bring him back, gone off the deep end Hya decides to start a cult worshipping his 'dead' boyfriend in order to use the wholehearted belief of vulnerable individuals to ressurect a fading god.

Cult au is honestly vibing ya know, just a guy and his god ya know, He's just self-extending his own life, himself as fuel so that the literal light of his life comes back, he's becoming a cult leader, a position of power that he never really wanted but has taken anyway since its the only way.

Anyway Apollon is pulled back from the edges of reality and reformed enough to be a thing again. However, that 'death' has destroyed his memory, consciousness and sense of self. so he's currently floating around as a mass of eyes following Hyacinth around while he does his cult leader stuff.

[triaelf9]

"Men and women can't compete on the same level" yes they can if they're TRAINED for it. The only thing is men are fucking scared b/c the patriarchy has been telling them for YEARS that if a woman "beats" them they're weak.

And if that isn't the most cringe shit

So I used to play soccer. And by play soccer, I was on the top California girls team in middle school, and by top, I mean we took first in every tournament and qualified for nationals where we got 5th (coulda done better, we had NASTY injury luck & winning team cheated)

Our guys team, basically what we were but all boys, was equally good, and also went to nationals with us. We used to practice at the same time, neighboring fields. At the end of practice, we would scrimmage and 9 times out of 10 we kicked their asses b/c we were THAT good

The only time they complained about it was the time their best player wasn't feeling well, then they were like "okay so our best player wasn't feeling well, it wasn't our best against your best" which was fair. When boys in MIDDLE SCHOOL react better than men online, OOF

Anyway, it's all this patriarchy baggage, the usual racist shit, and now also transphobia, so it's just a pile of things ppl are getting into cringe hate storms about. I'd say grow up & be less weird but like, age clearly isn't the factor here as my experience has shown :P

As a bonus example, the top folks in Aichi for naginata are mostly all women, and the person who won internationals recently was a lady from our prefecture. And in smaller tournaments sparring is mixed, and last year, I beat my male opponent who, incidentally, beat me years ago

They DO annoyingly separate at prefecture level tournaments, but a secret goal of mine is to train hard enough to get into one of the men-only ones b/c that'd be hilarious XD Then again, I am a "scary" foreigner, so they'll probably be like "ooh it's b/c she's a buff american" lol

[driftdrawsofficial]

(spoiler pics for S2 SBG, CW for censored gore)

My texts to my friends about this webtoon are unhinged

[chromyrose]

A peek behind the curtain at my fic ideas document from a few months ago, and some notes. It's a bit of a 2025 in review, and a bit looking ahead at 2026:

Fic ideas:

Sasaki/Ogasawara/Eimi: This one was written! It's "Stubble on My Lips," and I'm honestly really proud of it. For being an idea outside of my comfort zone and feeling like I was playing a bit fast and loose with characterization, the end result makes me so happy to re-read. @kalpalatas may have inspired a sequel to this fic so I might be revisiting this! Kagibashi - puppy play: Unwritten and unstarted; this was only ever a vague idea. I did just write puppy play that focused on SasaKagi in a poly ssmyhrkg setting. The difficulty here is that I see Niibashi as a bit of a bottom so while I can see them engaging in pet play, I don't think it'll necessarily end in sex? Though that's a nugget of inspiration to keep in mind, too.... Niibashi v Miyano - they meet as third years, Niibashi is frigid towards Miyano, turns out he had a crush from afar on Sasaki (ot3?): This one has also been written! The idea turned into "But I'd Like to Just Pretend", though admittedly it deviated a bit from my original plans. I did intend to focus more on a sort of one-sided rivalry between Niibashi and Miyano, but ultimately I'm glad with the tone I ended on and I think Niibashi stewing in his sadness is more interesting than if he'd been a catty bitch. Sasabashi - meeting at a bar as adults. Niibashi goes out and sees a hot guy he doesn't recognize and he is super forward about his interest and Sasaki has never been flirted with like this but also, it's kind of nice??? Like damn he'd have said yes right away but this guy is being so coy and cute, "Let's play it cool and see how far this cutie goes to get it" This one is pretty self explanatory. I started it for rarepair week, but only got two paragraphs in before pivoting. Writing flirting and clubbing is simply not in my wheelhouse but I will learn!

Hirakagibashi - gallery opening also one I started and didn't get too far in. The idea here is that Hirano and Kagiura go on a date to one of Niibashi's gallery openings and Hirano is thrown off by how unapologetically sexual and homoerotic Niibashi's art is. The goal is to build up to Niibashi seducing Hirano to show him how good a one night stand can be LOL

Hanzawa and dorm manager wellness check in Not started! I can't always bring myself to write whump and angst and sickfic, but if anyone is a perfect candidate for it, it's definitely Hanzawa. I want to see him taken care of and vulnerable and I think he wouldn't let his peers see him that way, so a responsible and trusted adult is the perfect candidate!

KagiShiraBashi - locker room shenanigans this is my first omegaverse fic idea. I started writing it from Niibashi's POV, again for rarepair week, but I got a bit stuck. Looking back on it with some distance, I think I'm going to change to Shirahama's POV. I'm interested in exploring the role of a "beta" in an alpha/omega oriented society and dynamics

hrkg fail sex - attempt at somno but Hirano can't go through with it exactly what it says. I have no memory of coming up with this idea but as I reread it I'm like, oh, that sounds fun :D

The first time Sasaki tries blowing Miyano and nearly dies another fail sex idea. Maybe I came up with these two around the same time lol

Obviously none of this is a promise to write any of these fics, and these aren't even all the ideas I have currently, but it's a good post for me to come back to sometime. If you've read through it all, or even part of it, feel free to share your thoughts