#tf hcs

[transformershcs]

Wheeljack is forever hearing impaired due to all the explosions, so he built hearing aids into his head fins

[dorianglowstick]

Heyo! Tell us your favorite jetbee headcanons!

Sorry for the late answer!

life has been beating my butt :’D

hmmm let’s see let’s see

I have. So many head canons for the silles, and I am so sorry in advance how long this is dfhdjkhfdjk-

(note I got up a couple times while writing this so it might have repeats of the same points in different methods of saying T_T)

placing a cut here bc long :’D

Firebee: So, I like to think that jetfire is a very very touchy person, and he would absolutely have his servos all over bee at all times. Its kind of grounding when you know the person you love is right there and within arm’s reach, and you can keep them safe. (this also applies to jetstorm, bc I think that moment where both twins couldn’t reach each other in time when the explosion happened was very, very damaging… especially jetstorm, he couldn’t catch jetfire in time…)  hehehe traumatized jets and a bug who is sandwich

He probably flies Bee around on his alt mode a lot, and with bee being an adrenaline junkie, would love that.

 I really like both twins having a very goofy silly dynamic with bee, but I might actually prefer more of this with Jetfire… idk in my brain he just seems more likely to have fluffy nonsensical sweet moments, and a generally more lighthearted demeanor. The trauma is tucked away somewhere, he’s just better at squashing it down and bottling it. (maybe that’s why he explodes more often than jetstorm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

These two are just loud in general. Lots and lots of yelling, laughter, and chatter.

(Prowl is not pleased lmao)

Stormbee: Both twins are incredibly clingy, Jetstorm actually more so than Jetfire. Jetstorm’s clinginess doesn’t really show outwardly tho, it’s more of a “hidden in his subtle actions” type. He would still do smth like this scenario tho: Bee having him sit and watch a movie together and when Bee tries to gets up and go do smth else, Storm would be like: N u h. stay and cuddles >:(  and just not let bee leave lmao-

(I’m not quite sure how to explain it, it looks concrete in my mind’s eye. Will probably expand further once I’ve gotten a better grasp of the idea T_T)

 The reason why I think he is actually the clingier one is because he is the twin who watched the other plummet into an explosion; in his mind he failed to get to his brother quick enough. On another note, this is another reason why I hc Jetstorm to be the more protective one… he isn’t going to ever let it happen again….>:3 (tortures him in the millions of wips I’ve got stored away the files-)

Jetstorm is more mischievous, I think. He does more cheeky and bold things, like a random kiss to the audial or a subtle nudge with an elbow. It’s usually incredibly out of pocket and catches Bee off guard bc Storm doesn’t normally act out much. He really likes flustering Bee, and knows full well his brother is probably going to do something more outrageous than what he did to “one up him”. (basically his smug cat points are much higher than jetfire’s LOL)

He broods so much. He swims in his thoughts constantly, and acts less impulsively as a result. Bee would absolutely yap constantly while Jetstorm simply sits and enjoys the sound of Bee’s (and Jetfire if the two are yapping together) voice. (Sometimes Bee would ask if he is even listening, and Storm will answer perfectly whatever Bee throws at him to test if he was really listening. Maybe Bee has to ease into the realization that Jetstorm is always giving him his full attention, bc Bulkhead may have been the only one who gave him any room to yap in his past. Even if the earth team listen to him, I think it would be very difficult to  shake old insecurities…

Go Jetstorm!! Murder Bee’s insecurities! Beat them with the crow bar of love!

idk idk just with these three I get the vibe of “sun and the moon and the stars”

They’re so bright and adorable together??? Type of ship that hits you with a beam of light and disintegrates you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m unwell about these three, thank you so much for the ask!!!

I wish I could have written my thoughts out better ough why is this so hard :’D

[wyvernicus]

I still think it’s kinda neat and funnily fucked up (in a “yes I absolutely agree it could be like that!” way) about how some people think that the Conjunx Ritus can be done completely by accident and filed as observed by a third party because the Ritus are pretty damn vague. If you have a character who is a medic, you can guarantee that they’ve gone through a couple to a majority of the Ritus by sheer nature of their job to a few bots. Self sacrificing, somewhat intimate.

You don’t even NEED to give someone a vial of your innermost energon to become their Conjunx, it can be pretty much anything, and it is fabulously easy.

“Really? A scalpel from your own set? But then you’ll only have-“

“Ah shoosh shush. It’s fine, Dr. K. You’re always asking to borrow mine anyway.”

[justagirlfr]

Headcanons: Noah Diaz reacting to you getting shot

tw: blood, death, etc.

a/n: had so many visions for Noah x reader angst, dumping them here (Noah would def hold your hand like in the gif above)

- You and Noah and probably running away from a Terrorcon when it happens.

- He’s def holding your hand, urging you forward as the thing chases you, and you’re very far behind him.

- As soon as Mirage inevitably starts fighting off whoever, Noah pulls you behind some nearby debris.

- As soon as he turns to face you, you say, “Noah- I don’t feel so good” and collapse- into his arms of course.

- You both look down at the pool of blood on your stomach and he feels like vomiting, not out of disgust but because of how much he doesn’t want to lose you.

- Noah’s pretty smart, so he takes off his shirt and uses it as a tourniquet. There’s a lot of blood though, and it gets soaked really quick.

- He’s trying his best to reassure you. He tells you with a shaky voice that it’ll be alright, that you’re fine. But more than anything, he’s trying to convince himself.

- You look at him with half-lidded eyes as he begins to beg, telling you to stay awake, screaming about how he can’t lose you, how you’re his everything, but it falls on deaf ears. Literal deaf ears, because you’re slipping into unconsciousness and the world becomes muffled.

- At the hospital, he finds out that you share a blood type. He insists on giving you the amount you need, since your type isn’t fully stocked at the hospital. You need so much extra blood he faints at least a couple of times as they draw it from him, and by the time it’s over he’s forced to rest in his own hospital room until he’s back to normal, which is a full day.

- By the time he’s back to 100%, he runs to your room.

- You’re in a coma. He stays with you until you wake up, 3 days later.

- When you wake, everything hurts. The heart monitor beeping is when lets him know you’re conscious again, and his eyes snap open as he hugs you gently, sobbing into you. Your heart had begun to beat fast because you didn’t know if Noah was okay, and you couldn’t see him in the chair next to you.

- The doctors look at you and nurse you back to full health for the next 2 days, Noah being there for all of it.

- He makes frequent trips to your place to pick up clothes and other necessities, running to the store on the way back to refresh the case in your room with flowers. He gets you a number of other things too, like cosy blankets and your favorite food.

- He takes you back home and continued to fuss over your health. He makes you sleep in, gets things for you, does all the chores and cooks, literally everything. He doesn’t really let you be independent until 2 weeks after you’re dispatched from the hospital, which is being generous, because he still insists on following you and helping you with everything. He just does it less when you tell him it’s unnecessary.

- He hugs and kisses you all the time. Almost losing you scared him, and now he cherished every moment he has with you. Physical affection is his thing, and he loves hugging you from behind and kissing your neck. His favorite thing to do is kiss your stomach when you’re having random pains there from your surgery, because it always makes you feel instantly better and he loves the softening of your features.

- Overall, Noah is the best.

[agent-washingtub343]

Fun and random fact, but g1 Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are in the games for the aligned continuity set a few thousand years before TFP. RiD15 sideswipe never makes reference to any family and looks EXTREMELY different from Sideswipe from the games. Sunstreaker appears on the list of blacklisted Autobots as well. So. Idk. Take from this information what you will.

Headcanon that RID15 Sideswipe changed his look because he may have been on the list of blacklisted Autobots; and hasn’t made any reference to Sunstreaker because he doesn’t want anyone knowing they’re brothers, and wants to keep him safe.

[themadcapmathematician]

Fun Junkion Religion hcs:

Junkions are polytheistic and worship a lot of gods, or at very least acknowledge the existence of many.

Love-hate god relationships are probably pretty common. Some are maybe as unquestioningly devout as I get the sense many Cybertronians tend to be, but I mean...this is Junk we're talking here

The matrix (or allspark or whatever diety macguffin is big with the Cybertonians in whatever universe this is) is an absolitrly fuckin wild concept to Junkions. You let a chaotic neutral glowing rock tell you what to do?

Worse, you let the chaotic neutral rock CHOOSE someone to tell you what to do??

Pretty sure the prerequisites for leadership on Junk are: 1) surviving thunderdome (both watching the movie and an actual thunderdome. At the same time maybe even) 2) kicking ass at pop culture trivia and 3) having a quality Aesthetique(tm)

Or maybe they vote. Who knows?

(I know acting like I know is basically the principle of these posts but uh...)

Despite their origins having some roots similar to Cybertronians, most Junkions don't worship Primus or the 13 or aknowldge the Primes or w/e at all. They drink synthetic energon, their spark and frame creation works differently than Cybertronians, and they don't live on Cybertron, hell their entire culture is just so goddamned different. Those simply are Not Their Gods

I'm definetly going with the idea that they worship Weird Al and his music, that's one development the IDWverse offered that I can mega get behind

In fact, I'm down with the idea that they worship media, of both alien and Junkion origins. Media is the Main Religion(tm) of planet Junk, only second to WeirdAll and his divine voice

Unicron, however, is part of the Junkion god pantheon bc like...duh. He'll eat anyones world. He'll eat his own world. He'll eat himself. Hes the patron god of vore and not giving much of a fuck

But yeah recognizing Unicron as Actually the Worst transcends culture and species tbh

Some do unironically worship him tho. Goths and warriors definetly wear Unicron horns and face make up. perhaps ironically, perhaps not (someone talked about this on another post which I will link when I find it lol)

Oh hey Junkions 100% absolutely have witchcraft and shit on their planet if only bc that means space witches and Junkion magic exist thank you for coming to my ted talk

Do Junkion religious leaders have stupid outfits like the ones on Cybertron? Of course they do! Why the fuck would they pass up an opportunity to have stupid outfits??

Space Robot Trash Pope

That's a good phrase to end this post on I think lol

[transformershcs]

Transformers associate certain personality traits with eye colors (think like zodiac signs or blood types)

[themadcapmathematician]

Also, since we've opened that can of worms, some of my favorite junkion headcanons are:

-Junkions take their media way too fucking seriously (a given)

-as the kitchen sinks is a planet-wide cultural phenomenon on Junk and they take it the most serious of all