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god can you imagine a situation where TFP Knockout (lost his Breakdown) meets ES Breakdown (lost his Knockout)???
Fun situations
Dipping my toes into both tf prime and earthspark has created... Ideas.
Like earthspark breakdown finally reuniting with knockout after the war only to discover he's been trapped in vehicle mode and can't even communicate anymore.
Why is KO trapped? Who knows. Maybe someone forcefully removed his tcog or he's in the cybertronian equivalent of a coma, or there's some other thing that's kept him locked in it long term.
Whatever the explanation, Breakdown reacts accordingly. Either going on a violent rampage or going into vehicle mode himself and staying by Knockouts side until it can be reversed. Maybe even both! š
as @robot-horde suggested I am posting these in this order:
dancing from dusk till dawn, through a night filled with stars
Coming in at fourth 0lace from the last shipping poll is KO x SS! one of my fave ships ngl~ I adore them and I am disappointed that we haven't seen KO in any animated series since the prime movie (I am excluding RID2015 since it was just his alt mode)
so I am putting him Earthspark. I have seen other fans doing it too and took inspiration from fan designs and the IDW comics!
I Hope you like it and that it was worth the wait
Some Breakdown x Bumblebee headcanons since Iām watching Comodin Camās G1 marathon video and Iām seeing snippets of G1 breakdown
- Iām headcanoning BD and BB as both young adult (ish)? Like. Transformers maturity wise. Mid 20s is my guess, older than during the height of the war, still plenty of fight in them but theyāve lived enough to have a kind of routine between the two of them.
- BD puts on a cool and confident face for Beeās sake. If he showed how scared he actually felt, Bee would have forced him to quit the race, and theyād both have gone into hiding. But he knows that both he and Bee like the thrill. Itās their thing
- Bee is slightly younger, BD is going through a crisis. (I mean why wouldnāt he be, heās a fugitive and a war criminal, but no less than any of the other cybertronians, yet heās somehow gotten the short end of the stick and doesnāt want to stay to find out what prison is like)
- Bee is super reassuring of how much he cares. Which is tough given how they ended up on opposite sides of the war.
- Bee can technically become a combiner limb. Does this make any sense? No. Fuck you, I want funny combiner shennanigans. Also Knockout can too (yes Iām throwing him in here). The poor other limb (likely Arcee) has to listen to her younger brother girlfail his way through coordinating movements while sheās the one doing the punching)
- Breakdown flusters easily, but likes to flirt and be seen as suave and as hot stuff. Heās a glass cannon and can dish it but canāt take a compliment without popping back into his alt-mode for a breather
- Bee (if theyāre alone alone 100% for sure zero agents tailing them) is relentless in his flirting.
- Breakdown doesnāt actually have a driverās seat. Itās all a hologram. He had a bad experience with a human who tried to drive him recklessly (scratched his new stripes too) so he figured out how to transform and not have any passenger seats on his own. It was painful, and Bee found him two days after a race he was scheduled to be at sulking in a cave, half transformed.
- this is more of a realization but I think the reason Bee started winning races was to take attention away from Breakdown. Notice how Schloeder never realized the same fucking muscle car barely tailing his black and yellow striped quarry
- I saw this funny post about spider man a few months back about how everyone knows who Spidey is or has some personal story with him, and rumors fly but youāll never get anything if you pry. Same with Bee and Breakdown. Whispers of that time two drivers in sports cars flung their vehicles into a burning building and came out with seven people unharmed. A story about how a giant robot saved a kid from a rabid animal. Maybe a couple of voices deep in the woods comforting a crying teenager, telling them not to give up on asking the person they like out. Schloeder knows those stories are out there and it drives him nuts he can never get any first hand accounts
- Bee and Breakdown shared a garage in the Phillipines post war.
- Breakdown was sympathetic to the original Decepticon cause. He got involved more because the entertainment union took up arms with the original cries for revolution (heās a Stunticon, and lord knows the Functionist senate didnāt give a damn about who got injured during a show)
- Breakdown painted the stripe himself. He wouldnāt stop bragging about it to Knockout and Bee. This lasted for a month. Knockout and Bee decided to get stripes to match (this is why Bee has stripes on his sports car mode)
- Bee has a human āsisterā named Charlie in California he met during the war. She wasnāt a soldier or anything, they just hung out and vented to each other sometimes. One day, after Bee went into hiding, she was feeling bummed out and her car starts talking āyeah I miss him too.ā The car was Breakdown. She gives him āthe sibling talkā and is all like āif you dare hurt him or break his heart I swear-ā and all that and heās genuinely scared of her bc heās seen her disassemble and reassemble cars in her sleep (she did it to Knockout once on accident)
- Bee and BD have never kissed (AND THEY NEVER WILL UNLESS HES ALIVE HASBRO IM BEGGING YOU) but if they were to kiss it would have to rival Alex and Dotās kiss to the mid season finale with that explosion of Purple Hearts behind them like. GIVE ME GAY MEN I DONT SEE ANY OF THEM BEING MAIN CHARACTERS IN CARTOONS ENOUGH.
- āHi Iām Bumblebee and this is my boyfriend Breakdown and our husband Knockout and his boyfriend Starscream and his fiancĆ© Soundwave and Soundwaveās friend with benefits whoās ace but still likes to get funky Shockwave and Shockwaveās ex Megatron whoās currently dating Elita and OP who are both marriedā
- Mo and Twitch ship Bee and Breakdown, though you never find out how they found out (it was Nightshade)
- Breakdown supports trans rights.
- most of the transformers do
- tangent but I feel it would be fucking hilarious if Shockwave were a queer ally but still fucking refuses to address the Terrans
- Breakdown once almost killed the governor of Florida (this oneās for me okay I need my catharsis)
- DW he didnāt but the dude resigned almost immediately after and kept seeing a muscle car coated in pride flag stickers at every stop sign for a month (Breakdown was bored)
- Iāll throw Tarn in here. Tarn has a good ass singing voice. Thatās for funsies. Nobody invites him to karaoke though because people will literally do anything he says once he starts singing and thatās how Bee ended up with a tattoo on his (mic gets violently pulled away from me)
We all collectively agree that Knockout would be great to insert into TFE. Iāve usually seen a majority of this idea interpreted as Knockout just appearing out of nowhere or he was on Earth for the war since the beginning or the middle of it.
And letās say what if he did come to Earth, but after the war has ended. After the Terrans have been created and after the incident with Breakdown.
Iāve been having this little story building up where agent Croft gets whatās coming to her, goes to jail, Mandroid either dies or also goes to jail, Schloder is in charge, etc etc. And so I was like, this would be around the time that Breakdown is let go or would be on parol.
After that whole debacle playing out, insert Knockout. But you see, this time, heās Breakdownās ex.
As inā¦they had to break up around the beginning of the war before they could get bonded.
As inā¦they got separated during the war.
As inā¦Breakdown went to Earth and never came back.
As inā¦Knockout, thought Breakdown to be dead, or offline or whatever(or maybe the other way around).
As inā¦heās going to lovingly kick the shit out of Breakdown once he gets his claws on him being all like-WHEN THE IN NAME OF UNICRON WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU WERE STILL ALIVE?!!
Queue the violent, but well meaning, strangling of a very relieved/terrified Stunticon by a very confused/angry decepticon war surgeon who had to go over what, four million years without his almost-conjux(fiancĆ©). And maybe aboutā¦a couple more thousand years thinking he was dead, without any knowledge of the war officially ending.
(Bonus angst points if Knockout found someone else and is about to be conjuxed once he returns to Velocitron)
Side note: if you guys want to hear more about the story of why Knockout came to Earth in the first place, feel free to askšāŗļøāØāØš
@asmoteeth @novafire-is-thinking @geluatekurama @thegirlwhoflies26
THEORY TRANSFORMERS EARTHSPARKāTEORĆA TRANSFORMERS EARTHSPARK.
TeorĆa de que Breakdown corrĆa y se arriesgaba a ser capturado en las carreras probablemente buscando a Knockout(su amante que conoció durante la guerra y que se tuvieron que separar despuĆ©s de esta),y acepto ir con Bumblebee si le ganaba porque empezo la perder a esperanza de encontrarlo.
Also,esta teorĆa apoya a la teorĆa de que Knockout es el Sr.Smelt encubierto.
ĀæPero ustedes que opinan?
[English Version]
Theory that Breakdown ran and risked being caught in the races probably looking for Knockout (his lover that he met during the war and they had to separate after it), and he agreed to go with Bumblebee if he won because he started to lose at hope to find it.
Also, this theory supports the theory that Knockout is undercover Mr. Smelt (maybe in another post I'll talk about it)
But what do you think?
Girls Night Chapter 1
Cross posting my Ao3 fics that Iām working on here, because I both crave validation and know that ppl are struggling whilst Ao3 is down.This fic isnāt betaād, and has a different title bc Iām lazy as shit lmao. Iām taking advantage of the site being down to actually sit down and do some big updates. Iām currently working on the second chapter, and I would love to hear some feedback over here on how it reads <3