#that got dark quick

[cronch-goes-the-weasel]

Mysterious Benedict Society Fantasy AU

Kids

Reynie: Cartographer‘s apprentice. (Everyone’s an apprentice in these days, right?)

Kate: Bodyguard to the princess (They 100% act like sisters)

Constance: The spoiled orphaned princess. (She’s not old enough to rule so Benedict is doing it in her place.)

Sticky: Astronomer’s apprentice (He still ran away from home, but ended up studying under an astronomer.)

Adults

Rhonda: The royal falconer (I dunno. It just fits her vibe. She wanted to be the royal pigeoner, but that didn’t work out.)

Number 2: The royal seamstress (In this AU she purposefully makes terrible clothes for the children during Christmas. In reality, she is a expert seamstress.)

Benedict: The royal advisor. (Not by choice. He wanted to have a book shop, but someone decided to take over the world.)

Milligan: Was the spymaster before being mindswept, now assists Benedict.

Miss Perumal: The royal tutor, who met Reynie because he’s apprenticing under her mother.

Moocho Brazos: The royal chef. (Was hired because Constance is a notoriously picky eater.)

Baddies (Minus SQ)

Curtain: Former executioner turned corrupt king of the island kingdom of Nomansan, which threatens to invade the Stone Kingdom with brain-sweeping magic.

McCracken: The infamous assassin who Milligan was hunting down before he was brain swept.

Martina: A Lady of the Court, but only became one by threatening anyone who stood in her way

Pressius: The treasurer. (🎶Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos🎶)

SQ: Rightful heir to the throne of Nomansan, but now reduced to a court jester.

[zhuilingyizhen]

hc: oyzz has abandonment issues which is why his relationship with jin ling is perfect. jl's extremely prickly to people he doesn't know, so ouyang zizhen being one of the few friends jl has (and therefore jl being dependent on oyzz) works kinda well.

[skullinacowboyhat]

☠

Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? 

Maaaaaybe??? I’d like to think so, but I get really disturbed by the whole idea of zombies and stuff, so my mind would crumble a bit and I wouldn’t last that long. My body maybe? But my mind, nah. 

Thanks for the ask! :D

[sweetheartfemme]

my (dyke) closet

[tredlocity]

Just saw that Gumball episode that made fun of their Chinese ripoff.

Did... they just make a joke about Chinese female infanticide?

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

I assume you dead.

Make a assumption about my muse and see how they react! Anything goes! ═══ CANON VERSE ═══

"Almost correct, stranger." Robin chuckles as he claps his hands slowly, "But good observation, I'm in a strange revival state similar to a samurai I am friends with. Not quite dead, not quite alive--although I do still suffer with the consequences of when I was resurrected and how. I cannot blink, eat, or drink--let alone sleep...but I do not rot. Hmmm~ I suppose I am more dead than alive, after all...what is life worth when all of the rest has gone?"

His voice falls quiet, and he glances away, clearly now perturbed by his own answer, by his own existence.

"I do not wish to speak on it anymore."

[teabutmakeitazure]

I have a newfound fear of ants

[deweydecimalchickens]

My missus is marking the year 2 (age 6-7) kids' tests. "Which of these means the same as 'escaped'?" One kid has ticked "fell asleep", another has ticked "drank a lot". I mean, they're not wrong...