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Eddie *waking up*: Did I die?
Eddie *sees Buck sleeping next to him*: Is this heaven?
Taylor *knocking on the door*: Buck, open up, it's Taylor
Eddie: Oh, god, it's hell.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NANI GIVES UP CUSTODY OF LILO IN THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE! AS IF THE WHOLE POINT OF THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WASNT HER DOING EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO KEEP LILO WITH HER! THE REAL NANI WOULD FUCKING NEVER!
DISNEY! ITS ON SIGHT!!!!
Just saw my very first job application that asked me to upload a mp4 of me explaining why I wanted that job like okay buddy why don't I just suck your dick while I'm at it and a play you a little song on my uke just for you
genie: alright, you get 3 wishe—
me: MAKE IT CANON THAT VAMPIRE COWBOY SAMUEL COLLINS WAS ABLE TO ATTEND HIS GRANDMA’S FUNERAL AND PAY HIS RESPECTS PROPERLY PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!!
genie:…anything else?
me:
me: cheese stik :)
i am going to go to a sex shop today and get my first vibrator, so help me god
omg the ending of chapter 8 of Odi et Amo by @a-fiery-fox has me SCREAMING omg
like lowkey saw something like that coming but THAT!!!!
take my humble offerings of OH MY GOSH. It is all I can offer holy shit
If anyone in your life is confused as to why #PumpRules just got nominated for an Emmy, show them the final scene of this season and they’ll understand