#the hellspawn

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2007's Comic Box N°49 exclusive cover by cover Greg Capullo. Source

[freckleocalypse]

-slides in a little self indulgence and runs back to the trash-

[tinky-dinky]

So I’m rewatching Game of Thrones (currently on season one episode four) and had a few thoughts.

Daenerys is already quite unlikeable. Argh.

I feel quite sorry for poor Viserys. Orphaned young, forced out of his home, left to raise his infant sister all alone and reduced to begging and selling his dead mother’s crown to survive. Poor guy. Viserys is on my List.

(An explanation about my List. It is a List of Characters I Would Save. The name is pretty self-explanatory.)

Theon is another character I feel sorry for. Loses both brothers, basically kidnapped due to a rebellion he wasn’t part of, told that if his father does anything the King doesn’t like, it’s Theon’s head on the chopping block and then treated with disdain and distrust for the next ten years or so. Theon is definitely on my List.

Cersei is a bitch and I am tired of her ‘I’m doing this for my children’ routine.

Ned, you’re a lovely guy, and I love that you’re all honourable, that’s cool, but wise up! Play the game a little. Not good, not good at all. Dude is still going on the List though.

Catelyn, you’re growing on me. I don’t know why.

Can I just say that I adore Grenn? And Pyp?

Sam’s a cutie pie. With a horrible father. Ugh. Sam is on my List.

I feel like Renly’s the little kid that trails behind his big brother Robert, who’s really annoyed by him, but his best friend Ned is nice to little Renly. I bet Renly was an adorable child. One more for the List.

Tyrion, Tyrion, Tyrion. I don’t think I really need to comment on him, do I?

In a weird twist, it’s Arya who’s annoying me and Sansa I like. Argh.

Robert. I love Robert. He’s not a great king, but he’s a good king. There were 17 years of peace during his reign which is only broken after his death, due to Cersei and the hellspawn. Dude does not get enough credit. Robert goes on the List.

I think I’ll keep making these posts as I keep watching. See you in four episodes!

[minsrey]

Maria: Oh look, it's Veah and the baby.

Hellspawn: Hello, I have a name?

Maria: Which I can never remember.

[minsrey]

Alright kids have fun, try not to die in the enemy territory.

Nahuel during the overlord vs hellspawns arc

[minsrey]

Nahuel: My first P.E. lesson. I’m breaking these little bokkie tots in gently.

Veah: What are you playing? Sticks in the mud?

Nahuel: Hunger Games

[minsrey]

Hellspawn: *stomping and clapping while glaring at the Aliens* WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU. STOMP STOMP CLAP WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU.

The Alien Overlords: *sighs and looks into a camera somewhere off to the side* They do this once a week…

[minsrey]

Starling: I gotta run. Veah wants to see me before class.

Lukas: About what?

Starling: Uh, my schedule and my attitude, not necessarily that order. Her words.