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Shadow man: Why do you have a picture of Morana in your wallet?

Dante: Because whenever I need to argue with Tristan, I pull it out to calm him down.

Shadow man:

Shadowman: Could I have one?

(Tristan and Dante going out fully armed)

Morana: This is such a bad idea.

Dante: Then why are you coming along?

Morana: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Morana: Okay, truth or dare?

Tristan: Truth

Morana: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tristan:

Tristan: ...Dare

Morana: Go to bed.

Tristan: I don’t like this game.

Morana: I am not having sex with Tristan!

Dante: No one would judge you. It's understandable. He's strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.

Morana: I am not having sex with Tristan, but I'm starting to think that you might be...

Amara: On the count of three, I want you all to say something you like about yourselves.

Amara: 1. 2. 3

Morana: My intelligence

Tristan: My skills

Dante: My sense of humor

Alpha: My strength

Zephyr: My tits

Amara, Morana, Tristan, Dante, Alpha:...

Morana: What do you call disobeying the law?

Tristan: A hobby.

Morana: *crosses his arms*

Tristan: ...That I try not to engage in..

Morana: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Tristan: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Morana:

Morana: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Dante: Am I going too far?

Amara: No. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

#the sydicator