#theater arc

[gece-misin-nesin]

*At Evil's Theater*

Ma: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Banica: No, absolutely not.

Gammon: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Gear: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Arte: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Pollo: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could have changed that outcome.

Waiter, internally: I wish, every day, you'd die painfully and then suffer for all eternity.

[tomcatcomix]

oh my god, babe!! your critique is so complexxxxx

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Tomcat: Ugh, a third act misunderstanding? Not again! This conflict wouldn't even exist if the characters just talked to each other!

Multiplex Employee: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON FILM CRITICISM!

Multiplex Employee: WE LOVE YOU FOR YOUR ORIGINAL AND NUANCED TAKES! 

Tomcat: Oh wow!

Multiplex Employee: YOU'RE SO SMART AND COOL AND ALWAYS RIGHT! 

Tomcat: I knew you could do it.

[redladydeath]

so

if the rest of the grave crew turned into furries, what did bani turn into/why didn’t she become one?

[tomcatcomix]

movies: good, making: ???

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Princess: God, that movie sucked. There was SO much wrong with it, and the most annoying thing about it was that it had a solid enough foundation that it actually could have been really good!

Tomcat: I know, right? I bet even we could make a better version of that movie than that. we could make that secret good version.

Princess: You think so?

Tomcat: I know we could! Let's make a movie!

Princess: YEAH! 

IN MEMORIAM: Tomcat and Princess (1984 - 2013) would never make that movie due to getting bored and tired on the way home, and having apparently more original ideas that they would rather be working on than this trite piece of spite media, but it would always go on to lurk in the back of their minds. the in memoriam part of this section is mostly unrelated

Tomcat: huh

[tomcatcomix]

Multiplex.

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Princess: Are you sure it's okay to sneak outside snacks into the multiplex?

Tomcat: Of course it is, it's not like we're STEALING from the multiplex or anything.

Multiplex Employee: Hey! Are you guys talking about stealing? From the multiplex?

Tomcat: We're not talking about stealing from the --

Multiplex Employee: That's what the last guy said. And you know what happened?

Tomcat: He stole from the --

Multiplex Employee: He stole from the multiplex.

[tomcatcomix]

What if we went to the movies together 👉👈 and we were both  👉👈  hey where are you going

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Tomcat: Hey, you want to go to the movies this weekend? Teddy gave me tickets for a romantic comedy he thought Bubblegum wanted to see, but I think they're going to see some different schlock.

Princess: Oh my gosh! I mean, two girls in a dark movie theater, watching a romantic movie together? What would people think?

Tomcat: I can go ask Corvid Kid?

Princess: AT LEAST HESITATE

[redladydeath]

Kiril chuckled. “Vocaloid, huh?”

[redladydeath]

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In honor of the Clockwork Lullaby album being announced, let’s all take a minute or three to remember the original version of Heartbeat Clocktower. I feel like most of the fandom has forgotten this version exists (I know I did).