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[44cowboycryptid44]

Are they lovers? Worse. Coworkers.

[teething-possum]

Things I really want to use as fic titles but need a really good prompt for:

(please feel free to send a prompt!)

•I’m so tired of being nice (don’t ya wanna go apeshit?)

•no one left but a harmonica blues boy

•why is the question (but how is good too)

•I’m not here for you (not anymore)

•just me and you, boo

•can it be? (not for us)

•what’s left of what we were

•nothing is left but the credits

•this is your ship now (you’re the captain)

•just give it away (cause I can’t give it away)

•why me and why you?

•look me in the eye (and tell me you hate me)

•how did we get here? (and why can’t I breathe?)

[haydenanhedonla]

rupert, ted, scott, johnny and tod having a sleepover!

* ted brings bill with him; this annoys the other boys because it was supposed to be girls night no boyfriends allowed

* scott is french plaiting ruperts hair; they're sat on the bed

* rupert is cross legged

* scott is kneeling up right pressing his crotch into rupert's back for balance

* tod is sucking a big cherry lollipop whilst watching on a big fluffy white pillow on the floor, lying on his tummy kicking his feet against his ass

* ted is lying in between bill's legs with his back pressed against bills chest with bill sat against the bed

* bill has his arms draped over ted's shoulders and every now and then rubs his chest

* van halen on the tv

* they're all high

* scott is shirtless wearing grey trackies

* rupert is in a pretty pink silk skimpy night dress with tiny roses on it

* tod is wearing an baggy motorcycle sweatshirt and short shorts with knee high cheerleader socks

* ted is wearing bill's oversized black sabbath tshirt and knickers

* bill is in ripped blue jeans and a white crop top

* johnny is wearing gym shorts and a white work shirt with buttons undone and the sleeves rolled up

* scott is in a bratty mood because he's in a bit of a fight with his boyfriend, river

* rupert is telling everyone stories of his new sexy older boyfriend. rupert likes older boys

* tod is single but he's talking to like 10 boys at once at the moment. he's writing letters to them all like that bit in grease, signing them all off with a lipstick print

* ted is playing with bill's hands and playing with his fingers

* rupert's toes are light pink to match his dress; tod had painted them before he started getting his hair done

* scott has hickies all over his torso and hips

* ted is eating donuts

* bill is feeding ted donuts

* johnny is sat at the desk facing the mirror putting on mascara

* johnny has a date later that night with his surfer boyfriend

* bill and ted have been dating 5 years since they were 16 consistently

* scott and river have been dating a year and a half

* johnny and patrick have been together for 3 years

* rupert has been officially dating his older boyfriend for a couple of months but they've been sleeping together since before that

* the phone rings and tod picks up

* it's river

* scott rolls his eyes but takes the phone, handing ruperts hair to tod, who doesn't know how to french plait but gives it a try anyway

* scott sits on the window sill, trying to be mad but smirking hard and twirling the phone line with his fingers as river talks sexy to him

* jam gets bill's fingers from one of the donuts and ted just licks it off

* 'fuck' is heard from johnny as he smudges his mascara under his eye a bit by accident

* tod and rupert start laughing together and tickling each other; rupert's braid falls out

* tod suggests they order pizza

* scott hangs up and says that river is coming

* tod and rupert roll their eyes and moan because it was supposed to be girls night !!!

* ted has sugar on his lips and reaches over to the floor where his weed is and starts to roll another joint

* bill makes the roach whilst ted grinds

* tod rests his head on rupert's shoulder as they stare at the tv from the bed

* scott walks over to the mirror where johnny is and starts spraying perfume

[44cowboycryptid44]

Uther: you know you have to do this alone Arthur

Arthur: *long gay eye contact with Merlin*

Uther:…

Arthur: … yeah

[44cowboycryptid44]

I love being on tumblr as a neurodivergent person because here, people actually like that I can’t shut the fuck up about hate crimes md

[44cowboycryptid44]

Have y'all wondered what it would be like if House didn't go back to medicine after Broken and instead pursued cooking? Because I'm pretty sure he'd end up being the American Gordon Ramsey.

*in depth analysis of the reason the contestant's dish doesn't work ending with House diagnosing them with Daddy Issues*

"Sorry, chef"

*house-ian wink* "Call me Daddy"

cut to wilson losing his mind in the background. is he horny or just very disappointed? we will never know.

[44cowboycryptid44]

Merlin goes running out into the forest every time he and Arthur have a couples spat screaming “oHhhhHH drAGon”

[44cowboycryptid44]

Daredevil season 3 episode 12 when I catch you. I’m sick to my goddamn stomach. When I catch you