#thepioden

[erotetica]

Art request: fat elves with tattoos. r63 fat elves a bonus. please it is christmas.

@thepioden IMPECCABLE IDEA sorry it took me a legiteral month kdjfjdjdk

[vardasvapors]

i would be so gleeful if u guys (ALSO EVERYONE ELSE WHO FOLLOWS ME) told me your favorite characters so i can make fun of you when i get to them. or send me an anon if u don’t want me to know and i can make fun of you through the blindfold.

eg, my gf’s favorite character is vriska, the one who i hear was such a discourse bomb that at one point ppl weren’t allowed to mention her on the main forums outside of her own specially quarantined thread????????

[alackofghosts]

elesianne replied to your post “good evening everyone, please indulge me: what is your dog’s favourite...”

Not my dog, but my mother's dog Happy whom I helped train. He's not much of a one for tricks but one thing he has mastered (to the extent that he'll volunteer it when begging, in the vain hope that it will get him human food) is 'rest': lying down and putting his head on his paws and sometimes even closing his eyes.

putting the head down is such a cute little trick! it’s definitely on my list of things to teach haha

surnumanaja replied to your post “good evening everyone, please indulge me: what is your dog’s favourite...”

I could ask my dog to do any command and she always starts to over perform – first she'll sit down, then immediately beg, then tries to give a paw or both paws and then lays down. And if I don't give her a treat fast enough she'll go for another cycle.

aw poor confused baby 😂 that’s a whole routine!!

thepioden replied to your post “good evening everyone, please indulge me: what is your dog’s favourite...”

Xena the poodle likes 'speak' the best, or at least that's the one she tries when we're teaching her a new trick and she doesn't know what exactly we want.

it’s kinda fun to see what they will default to when they don’t know what’s up yet! nora will usually back up or play dead - the latter especially, because she didn’t take to it at first and i would always heavily reinforce it (and can never resist treating her for it even now that she knows it 😂)

[thelioninmybed]

berrysphase replied to your post “AU where Elwing's bird trick wasn't divine intervention, it's just a...”

Even if he had two full wings, I have a hard time imagining he wouldn't just squawk out a harsh birdly laugh and fly down FASTER

Yeah, I mean, being a bird is great and all but I’m not sure it necessarily fixes the suicidal despair that comes with knowing the deaths of everyone you ever loved and all your monstrous deeds were done for nothing. 

thepioden replied to your post “ravenshavenoteeth replied to your post “AU where Elwing’s bird trick...”

Vaguely singed and furious frogmouth rising from the depths, clutching a Silmaril and screaming.

Truth Rising From Its Lava Pit To Shame Mankind Be Ashamed Of Itself

simaethae replied to your post “crocordile replied to your post “You Lack Conviction”I’m not big into...”

like honestly ross was totally pointless. the thing about shooting down the carriers was so forced, like, literally just have shuri technobabble something so they can't take off, get okoye to hit the remote control to reverse them, ross was unnecessary

on the other hand on a meta level the Token White Guy thing is p funny so there's that

The tokenism was hilarious and I’m super down with everyone treating him with bored derision. Just. He’s CIA. Helping to overthrow a king with an anti-American agenda (I mean, anti-the American government) and reinstate one who goes on to end his country’s isolationism and give the US better access to its wealth. Yes, I’m being reductive but dang. 

crocordile replied to your post “crocordile replied to your post “You Lack Conviction”I’m not big into...”

Right :/ actually there were a bunch of writing points in this movie that made me hella uncomfortable, but i think that was the most blatantly bizarre, jarring one like... The gall to write T'challa saying Erik was a monster created by wakanda? ESPECIALLY when this line is said out loud a few scenes later... Bruh

It’s the whole MCU thing of making the political personal so no one has to think too hard and AGH. Showing N’Jobu’s murder but not the suffering that radicalized him and his son is a neat way of shifting responsibility (and not making the viewer think about how they’re complicit in that suffering)

[therealmnemo]

Hey dude, sorry things have been rough and fandom’s kicking you in the teeth. It’s not a lot, but I doodled you some Mer!Fenders - I hope it puts a little bit of positivity in your day.

@thepioden this is precious and I’m crying. thank you

[drawsshits-inactive]

@thepioden replied to your post “i want a tablet that I can draw on, I have wacom companion 2 but i’m...”

There are pressure sensitive pens for the Samsung Galaxy if it has enough processing/ram oomph for your needs. Google Pixel book also looks pretty good, but it's gonna be about as expensive as a Surface.

when will technology let me draw dicks in coffee shops

[simaethae]

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thepioden replied to your post   “yavieriel replied to your post  “hi tumblr i’m off work feeling...”

                       I DO know an IP lawyer who probably has enough Silm-by-osmosis from me to help you out if you wanted to make the law firm AU a reality.                    

THANKS but what I want is for someone else to do all the work while I sit back and snigger tbh? (would also be up for reading: Feanor and Fingolfin’s boundary dispute, probably.)

signed-me-again replied to your post  “In the radiance series, what do you think happens when Melian and...”

                       I was going to just write !!!!!!!!!!!! but it seems someone else has beaten me to it -_-                    

koramberlynne replied to your post   “In the radiance series, what do you think happens when Melian and...”

                       !!!!!!!!!!!!                    

aaaaa guys I’m glad people are still into it!! :D      

crocordile replied to your post   “What was the worst book you've ever read?”

                       Wow I absolutely can't pick which one sounds worse ����

squirrelwrangler replied to your post   “What was the worst book you've ever read?”

                       OH AACK! I read the first Ilium book and was...just..there's a nugget of an interesting pulp SF idea in here, but so much of it was gross or boring or terrible        

it’s SO BAD. i was trying to restrain myself from spending too much time hating on it but I still remember that one line where he tried to suggest Achilles/Patroclus was modern liberal ~women’s studies~ overinterpretation which NOOOOOOO. FACTUALLY INCORRECT :(

[actualmermaid]

thepioden replied to your post: @ all my followers under like 20 or so: adulthood...

Adulthood is being ENTIRELY TOO HYPE that your city FINALLY has a Costco so you don’t have to go to Sam’s Club to buy 8 pounds of limes.

UGH SAM’S CLUB. Costco is my religion at this point and there are TWO of them in Omaha. gotta get that giant hot dog before you shop though