#theprofoundprogrammer

[salty-software-engineer]

Oohhhh, you favor the for(;;) infinite loop construction... ... ... ... ... ...douche.

[shodyjomes]

Sometimes when I am programming I flip the bird to the ground with both hands and make wooshing noises, and imagine that if my hatred is both pure and intense enough it will erupt from my anus like a rocket engine and propel me into space. Putting at least four hundred kilometers between me and the nearest poorly documented system in the process. In other news I just bought these three things:

http://theprofoundprogrammer.com/post/27763157288/text-this-code-is-a-monument-to-all-of-my-sins

http://theprofoundprogrammer.com/post/25966111813/text-i-fucking-hate-this-i-hate-everything

http://theprofoundprogrammer.com/post/26182930029/text-why-the-fuck-is-it-doing-that-how-the-fuck

Except my parents would object to me plastering the house with profanity when i have so many young nieces frequenting the house, the startup I program for doesn't have walls, and. Sooooooo I don't actually have anywhere to put them.

[programmer-problems-blog]

are you a fan of the profound programmer?

I have actually never heard of the site until you told me, lol! I just checked it out and it’s hilarious.

[theprofoundprogrammer]

[text: "that wasn't supposed to happen", photograph of a high-rise building torn apart by a devastating earthquake]

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[theprofoundprogrammer]

[text: "how the fuck could this have ever worked, why does it stop when I have to use it", photograph of mossy stones surrounding a waterfall and creek in a forest of tall trees]

[kr-studios]

Let me describe my dashboard quickly

I just reblogged this about theprofoundprogrammer, so it's at the top. Right below that, the guy I reblogged from, below that, the guy he reblogged from, right below that, an example of TPP's brilliance, and right below that, the original post, that all three reblogged.

That is all.

[theprofoundprogrammer]

So, Mitchell and I just took a moment to look at our analytics information.

And then we started searching twitter.

And Google+.

And everything else.

You're all awesome. Or at least not fucking awful. Marginally.

Side-note, for those of you not on tumblr, we've established a twitter feed to allow you to painlessly follow all of the terrible things that we say.

[theprofoundprogrammer]

[text: "braces go on the next line you tremendous fuckass", photograph of clear, still lake with snow capped mountains in the background and smooth stone beach in the foreground]

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