No one: Shane: Even in a hypothetical situation where I have to betray you I'm going to make up a whole story about how I don't actually betray you and actually we team up and take out the bad guys and--
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No one: Shane: Even in a hypothetical situation where I have to betray you I'm going to make up a whole story about how I don't actually betray you and actually we team up and take out the bad guys and--
aahh I have these stupid (/affectionate) pokephilia and blankship thoughts meshed up together pasfsdf. Maybe I need to be drunk first so I have the guts to talk about these in detail lmao but here's the basic idea:
Imagine: one of the challenging trainer’s Pokémon suddenly goes into rut in the middle of the battle and interrupts it so someone has to step in to solve the situation~ I wonder who’ll offer that kind of help, eheheh. Mostly my thoughts are nbkd biased and I imagine Ingo convincing Emmet for offering his body to help because Emmet has more stamina/energy: "I can keep going all the livelong day!" (surely Ingo doesn't suggest that because the mere thought turns him on, noooot at all~ /sarc)
And ofc this leads to Emmet's body regular training (with a little help of their pokemon) Emmet needs to be ready for different sizes and pokemon after all~
Just some nice camp exercise. Tav is too tired and hot after running around all day for shirt time (this is normal). Karlach likes the resistance for training (and the physical contact too of course) Tav likes the uneven surface to work on her balance and strength.
Bad: *trying to describe whatever him and Foolish have going on* "have you ever been to the store and see a really cute plushy that you just have to have?"
Ros: "all the time"
Bad: "well imagine you take it and bring it home and you just wanna squish it and then you grab the hammer and just start hitting it"
Ros: "in the head?!"
Bad: "preferably"
Ros: "what if he gets hurt?"
Bad: "we can only hope, and then we take him to the blender-"
Ros: "so cuteness aggression?"
Bad: "exactly!"
Guys who are so normal about each other
normal bug safe to be around normal guy with no secrets . safe and ordinary not suspicious nothing wrong with them nothing wrong 👍
Drew Galloway wins the ICW Heavyweight Championship against Jack Jester — ICW Fear and Loathing VII