#this guy is nuts

[ghostofthedistantfuture]

I'm so used to the theatrical cut of Amadeus that I can't watch it normally cause I'm just baffled by every addition. Out of nowhere, Salieri just starts going, "Yeah, Mozarts molesting my students." WOAH CALM DOWN!!!!

[twitterexile]

Ed O'Neil tells a story about Trump's bogus history of a battle at "The Rapids" on the Potomac River.

[asphaltangel-1]

Not how I ride lol but fun gif

[cemetery-john]

Nikko Jenkins is no stranger to the criminal justice system, first entering it at the age of 7 when he decided to take a loaded handgun to school. By the age of 12, he had committed a number of assaults, one using a knife. In 2003, when Jenkins was aged 15, he was imprisoned following two armed carjackings. After receiving two extra charges whilst in prison, for being involved in a riot and for assaulting a guard, Jenkins’ total sentence was 21 years.

On July 30, 2013, Jenkins was released, having only served half of his sentence. Less than 2 weeks later, Jenkins had committed a random double-murder in Omaha, Nebraska, shooting both Juan Uribe-Pena and Jorge C. Cajiga-Ruiz in the head. The bodies were found in a pick-up truck parked by a swimming pool. These killings marked the beginning of Jenkins’ 10 day spree. 8 days later, in the early hours of August 19, the body of Curtis Bradford was found outside a detached garage with two bullet wounds to his back. Bradford had met Jenkins in prison and the two had posted a picture together on Facebook just a day before the murder. On August 21, Andrea Kruger became Jenkins’ fourth and final victim. She was been shot dead as she travelled home from work.

On August 30, Jenkins was arrested on an unrelated charge. However, authorities had linked him to the four murders and he soon confessed, claiming that Apophis, an Egyptian snake god, had asked him for “human sacrifices.” Despite a psychiatrist determining that Jenkins was faking psychotic symptoms, throughout his trial he continued to maintain that he had acted in the name of Apophis. He was found guilty of all four murders on April 16, 2014.

Whilst awaiting sentencing, Jenkins carved ‘666’ and ‘Satan’ into his face, sliced his tongue down the middle and mutilated his penis in an attempt to make it resemble the snake god Apophis. His defence insisted this was clear evidence that he was suffering from psychosis. However, it was ruled that Jenkins knew right from wrong at the time of the killings and he was sentenced to death in May, 2017, as well as receiving an additional 450 years imprisonment on weapons charges in relation to the murders.

[incorrectgrandlinequotes]

Crazy MN Cops

Sorry, but I have to rant somewhere. MN cops, especially state patrol are FUCKING NUTS. Just got pulled over from a cop because apparently I was 'following too close' and 'swerving'. (I may have been a little close, but not NEARLY as close as he tried to say AND I WAS NOT SWERVING).

When I contradicted him (OH NOES)and also pointed out that I've had tons of people tailgate me and even try to run me off the road (I've called 911 twice for that) he got really angry and started yelling. He went back to his car and came back with more lies and accusations; apparently I was doing 90 in another town. BULLSHIT. 1. I NEVER go over 80 (and still have people flying past me legit doing 90 or 100. do cops care about those people? noooooo). And 2. If a cop saw me 90, why didn't they give me a ticket? Unless he was trying to suggest that someone called and complained about me, but I've done that twice for the people who tried to LITERALLY RUN ME OFF THE ROAD AND THEY DID NOTHING. They didn't take me seriously, why would they take somebody else seriously? Again, I committed the grave sin of telling him he was wrong, and I would never do that, and again he continued to yell at me. (When he was trying to intimidate me, he actually accused me of harassing him). Anyways, he finally gave me a ticket and left. I'd also like to point out that I've passed cops with people literally inches from me, and those cops DID NOTHING. So it's a crime when I'm a few feet from someone, but not when someone is inches from me? ok.

And I don't even know what to do about this cop harassing me. Do I talk to his boss? Get a lawyer first? I don't have money for one, and I'm sure they know it. Of course I'm taking the ticket to court, but I don't think I'll win. I mean, he's clearly spreading lies about me and will write those lies in his report. And other cops are obviously going to believe him over me. ESPECIALLY state troopers. I'm not sure if I can even get an attorney for this hearing.

I don't know if state troopers are crazy in other states, but if any of you are in MN, BE CAREFUL. If they think they can make their daily quota off of you, they will do anything.

[kenjigaster]

[cyberpunknoire]

Do you think Mike ever thought about the half measures speech and just felt sick to his fucking stomach

[tasakesi]

WAIT SKBSKSJSKS??? HES DOING THE CROSSWORD LIKE

BONE MEAT