#this is extremely silly

[purble-turble]

I had a dream last week about a Lego Monkie Kid visual novel/dating sim and I could nnnnnot get it out of my head 😍

Of course I have no skill or knowledge about making games, so I just did some fake screenshots instead. Sorry if I jumpscared anyone into thinking such a thing existed… but now you can be in the same boat as me ever since I had that dream lol

PS the backgrounds in the three fake screenshots are from the show itself, not by me.

In progress shots below cut

[perryelornitorrinco]

Would you mind drawing legend and warriors? I haven't seen a lot of art of those two.

I think this is the silliest drawing I've ever done... like I love the request, but it started with the bunny meme, then I made him a doctor, and then I started joking with my bf about doctor rooms, and now out of context is like wtf HDBDJABDJSORRY.

But there they are, don't people always portray Wars as the Chain's doctor? BOOM, he's a doctor now, and hmmmmm... definitely...... sounds like.......... buni.

Drawing a doctor's office brought war flashbacks to my mind XKSJADHKAH, the fucking paper on the bed that always broke omg. Wars wouldn't have ugly doctor writing but he would definitely need 3 hours to just type ibuprofen on the computer and make a lot of noise with the keyboard while eating chewing gum.

Thanks a lot for the ask, we had fun XD, hopefully you like it!!!🩷🩷

[scribescrawls]

Is this referring to Prima, Megatronus, or Solus? The answer is yes because the real answer is that all three are beautiful and badass lol

[coldgoldlazarus]

Wrote another Madoka oneshot, hopefully this time it'll stay a oneshot.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84886271

In which Madoka meets two tiny girls who will be living on her shoulders and giving her advice from now on.

[sapphicsaebyeok]

like this post to wish jibyeok a good day 😊

reblog to buy each of them a mojito 🍹

ignore to shoot ji-yeong in the head 🔫

[mercutao]

modern au! full story, or jeeves gets poached into working (?) for desmonds

T, 800 words. read on ao3 pt2

Donovan scrolled the post, reread the comments, took screenshot of the user lalunaselena199999 with a chuckle.

The date night was going swimmingly, until Melinda got distracted by a handsome man in a group of his friends presumably, merrily drinking. The man had something non-alcoholic in front of him, a sprite maybe?

"What are you thinking about?" He asked, joining her in spectating the fine stranger. It was clear he spent a lot of time in the gym, and took care of his appearance. 

"I think he used to be Leslie's bodyguard," Melinda commented, without averting her gaze from the man. Donovan considered him with that new information, yes there was something of a military training in his posture. He took a (hopefully) discreet photo and had his security check the socials and publicly available information. 

"[  ] Jeeves, 31, Germant citizen. Single, never married, never detained. No linked social media, MyJob profile updated 6 years ago last, a security detail role."

The thing is, they had been looking for an attendant for Demetrius, now that he was entering kindergarten. Someone their age, with enough security experience that could also be trusted around a child for extended periods of time. Unburdened by relationships or their own children, and prepared for a long-term contract (conditions pushing the legality a little, but the pay was worth it, and what the loopholes  of being rich were for if not for ensuring the best for your kid?) 

"Give me your card?"

"How brazen of you," still he proffered a paper rectangle with the Desmond Group logo and his office number. His wife approached the stranger, said something to him, pointed back to where he was sitting. 

The day after that the young man, his dossier assembled and having gone through background checks, came directly to the manor for an actual interview. 

He did turn out to be a good fit, stoic, calm kind unbothered by Melinda's jokes or his own dark demeanour, with an approach of getting things done. 

Jeeves was in the second week of his trial period, when one of his contacts forwarded him the post. 

When shown the damned thing, Jeeves denied creating or even being aware of it. 

"I would never share such details of an employer, actual or potential." He proclaimed curtly. 

Donovan agreed, that it didn't seem likely and dismissed the man. 

Besides, he had already checked logs from the domestic WiFi and found about 80 visits to reddit at the time the post was created.

"So, whats your verdict?" Melinda smiled, looking over his shoulder at the screenshot.

"I have no idea what you were thinking," he admitted. "Mafia kind of vibe? Surely you could've done better." 

"No silly, about Jeeves. He seems reliable. And he didn't even cry when you accused him of wanting to fuck your wife." 

Donovan chuckled.

"Let's see until the end of the year. Then we can discuss the permanency of the position. But you know you absolutely can't seduce him now, if he is to stay."

Melinda pouted. 

"I'll try to survive.  Somehow."

Jeeves was having the strangest two weeks of his life, getting poached so suddenly in his one day off. The Desmonds paid the frankly obscene collateral for the current contract he broke, and offered almost as much for the trial period. 

So he was getting acquitted with the estate, other staff and his duties. Young Master Demetrius was a sweetheart, even if his parents were yet unknown brand of rich weirdos. 

Well, these were far from the worst things he'd seen in this line of work.

Though to be absolutely honest, at least with himself, that night he truly wouldn't have minded if their offer had been a bit less work related. 

[unbelenting]

(I'm tired I could be totally wrong but)

In the SFTH live podcast (the Beet My Root section) Jemima from The Milkman is introduced with David's last name... I think. I remember someone pointing that out, so blame them if this is untrue lol. But if that's the case and she's on a show about having sex with someone else, do you guys think they have an open marriage OR is she cheating on her SECOND husband as well? lol

[once-delight]

Alice Molloy selling Daniel to The Vampire Lestat (and the rest of the diabolicule)??!

It's more likely than you think.

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