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Saint Valentine ||

50,000g to @heartmadetotravel and @iamnottuxedomask for 10 bouquets of EXCESSIVE ROSES (Not like, I want to help you build your museum or anything. Besides, Jake and Neil have a LOT of money. And lol Matai needs some dosh for reasons.) 10,000g to @tinastea for delivery!

Valentines day. On the surface, people assume the holiday is about showing your love and devotion to your significant other. It’s foolish to think that one needs a single day to do so, when you could simply express oneself on any day of the year. The true tale behind the day itself was rather morbid, actually. It was about a man who was beheaded for wedding people who were in love in secrecy. St. Valentine- a priest who was now considered a martyr- and now Lloyd figured he ought to pay his respects in some way, by spreading...some joy? Make them feel important, he supposed. (Not because the mun forgot to send her belated CHRISTMAS PRESENTS LOL )

He attaches a note to each person he sends a bouquet to: @sherrysoda Dear Sherry-- I figured I ought to give you a little gift for being such a delightful friend. Know that your story is only is beginning and that life has so much in store for you. Thank you for being a part of my life, and I hope to have you around in the years to come. Yours Truly, Lloyd

@lannathepopstar Miss Lanna, Thank you for your hard work, you shine as bright as all the diamonds in the world. Your sentiment and words still rings true in my heart from months prior. From the bottom of my heart, you have my gratitude. Sincerely, Lloyd R.F. Salamander

@amberwavesofgreen Dear Amber, Your smile is contagious, little one. I hope you do not mind the scent of roses, but someone who is trying to get back up on their own two feet-- there is a lot to admire with the strength you have from within. Don’t lose your light. Sincerely, Lloyd R.F. Salamander

@sineofwisdom Ivan, Do you think it’s rather daft of me to send you this amount of roses? I like to think so. Happy Valentines day, hope you may spend it with somebody who loves you. Sincerely, Lloyd

@violinsnotheanswer Dear Mikhail Weiss, Why do I feel like you wouldn’t mind receiving flowers? You are always one to appreciate the sentiments of little things. I admire that. You’re strong. Keep sharing your songs with the world-- as a life without music is rather dull. I pity the deaf. Sincerely, Lloyd Salamander

@gelwein Dear Gelwein, Do not take this as a gesture of romance, I am merely sending you roses because you rub me off the wrong way. -Anonymous @flower-of-oak-tree Dear Miss Konohana, I never had a chance to speak to you about how much I enjoyed visiting your gardens this past December. I had a wonderful time at that event, and I hope you can continue to flourish with all your future endeavors. Sincerely, Lloyd R.F. Salamander @sharanceflowers Dear Shara, How are you doing? Are you training hard with your magicks? I figured someone who is always surrounded by flowers, deserved to have flowers sent back to you. May you have a wonderful holiday. Sincerely, Lloyd R.F. Salamander @strawberrypriestess Dear Sonja, I know we hardly met, but know that there’s strength in tears. I believe in you. Sincerely, Anonymous @piccola-cara Dear Elise, Words cannot express how much I am proud of you. You’ve grown so much in these past several months- despite all your adversaries you had faced. Now, whenever you are down-- look into the mirror. Know that you made it through every hurdle that has been tossed at you. Know that you are beautiful, strong, intelligent, and have a heart of gold. May you keep your best foot forward, Lloyd R.F. Salamander

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@tornhellfire

It had all gone down so smoothly for like the first 4 minutes.

In retrospect, it was a little too smoothly; today's mission, yet another gambit at trying to get another chess piece onto her board, had been to isolate and blackmail the currently Lord Speaker of the House of Lords. A fucking ridiculous title for a fucking ridiculous system of government, but, well, when you're an anarchocommunist, most governing bodies seem pretty ridiculous.

The titles, though. Yeesh.

She'd slipped into the house - something more of a compound now in these times of strife - and she'd been making her way onto the grounds, fully cloaked, three guns on her and a knife, a circuit attached to her hand. Fully prepared, or at least she'd thought, until the alarm tripped; a wire, low to the ground, attached to a bell.

So low tech, so stupid, she hadn't even thought of it.

The hacker translocated well outside of the location, a distance so great that it made her stomach lurch. After making sure she didn't throw up everywhere, she'd hailed a cab to drop her off in the vicinity of her warehouse - only to see that it was surrounded by cop cars. The cabbie was looking at her with a suspicious eye and she offered him an easy smile, the AI integrated into her central nervous system bringing up a 3d map of London in her mind's eye. She just needed...somewhere. Anywhere. Fuck.

"Keep going down this street for another...three blocks?" Sombra made sure to seem a little lost; her accent easily placed her as a foreigner, hopefully he'd be less suspicious if he just thought her incredibly confused by the winding nature of London streets.

"First time in the UK?"

"Yeah. Hopefully the last, thought I wanted to see snow but I'm freezing." She laughed, her expression friendly and open. It set him at ease and they continued conversing back and forth as he took her in the direction of what she was 96.37% sure was Tracer's little flat (give and take 2%, according to her AI).

At the end of the ride, the hacker slid him his money in physical pounds. It wasn't often she actually paid for something, finding the concept a little ridiculous when she could access bank accounts and make transfers without ever touching her own money - but he seemed nice and he told her about all the best Indian places on this side of town, so it was easy.

Sombra stepped out onto the snow with a crunch of her boots and pulled her far too thin coat over herself tightly as she looked up at the building. After the cabbie was gone and she was fairly certain no one could see, she reached out with her hand and purple hardlight extended from the nails of her circuit into the keypad, brunt forcing her way through different passwords until it opened for her. She slipped inside and into an elevator, hacking into it as well so that it would send her straight up - not that she thought anyone would be up at this ungodly hour.

She repeated her motions, easy as she breathed, though the last set of locks - those leading into that zippy little pipsqueak's apartment (and she was aware they were the same height, but whatever, she was zippy and little and a pipsqueak). Silent as the grave, she slipped into cloaking and moved into the kitchen, ruffling around for something to eat whilst her stomach growled.

"Que carajo es baked beans?"

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what’s an “obscure” luke moment you really love but don’t think is talked about nearly enough?

this is such a good question but also a really difficult one because I think everything luke does should be talked about more.

so i'm going with a sentimental choice. as you may or may not know, i was a casual 5sos fan for a long time - enjoyed their music, but didn’t know anything about them.

but then, on a slow afternoon at work in early quarantine, i decided to tune in to the CALM release day livestream, and that was it. i fell in deep and haven't come up since.

and here is the exact moment I probably fell in love with luke hemmings.

it’s not just the sentiment. it’s the way this moment shows his humor and his thoughtfulness all at once. he’s “joking” in the delivery, but he has this READY, like this has been something he’s been musing on, because he’s a guy who thinks a lot (all the time) - observing, considering, analyzing. it's a really good insight into him as a human, and the type of human i appreciate a lot.

but also, because i am me, i have an incredibly long list of honorable mention moments: