#this shit is easy

[forced-conforming]

evan: uranus is in gemini

barty: not last night he wasn’t

[ayint4t]

Would no one miss you if you disappeared? Do you have crippling trauma that makes you unemployable? Can you not tell the time?

Then L Corp wants YOU!

[ratinapinksuit]

Constantine, drunk off his ass: I’d like to kiss you, scary man.

Bruce: Fine, 🙄but you’re so darn ugly 😒

Then they kiss

[crazy-hazy-sims]

i love being the only person who knows how to use excel because i look formulas up and learn how to use them in 5 seconds while everyone mopes around about how they never took excel courses

[nnyashift]

i can see him so clearly in my mind. brother.... trust me i am 100% shifting for my birthday tomorrow. look man i can feel it. i can see my boyfriend in that black hoodie and those fuckass checker vans he's had since middle school SO clearly C'MON DAWGG I'M RIGHT THERE 🙏🏽

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHIFT BECAUSE ITS GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAY 🫵🏽

[oknotgood]

shane-hollander-themed food should be poutine because canada/montreal but like a bastardized version with like zucchini fries instead of potato, cashew cheese, and some kind of vegetable-based protein gravy

shane hollander drink: maple protein latte

[mothmanfucker2]

boycotting companies is soo easy when you're poor

[baejax-the-great]

Peeled a pomegranate for the first time today and I gotta say I think some of you could afford to have even higher standards