lockdown film no. 28 - Mr. Bean’s Holiday (2007) dir. Steve Bendelack
24/04/2020
because I am An Adult, this was the film that me and my parents decided to watch for my birthday this year. It was a thoroughly enjoyable evening given I hadn’t seen it in several years and we got a takeaway from the best pizza place around and my dad bought wildly overpriced vegan ben and Jerrys
- when mr bean wins the raffle its actually very heartwarming how happy everyone is for him
- THE TRAIN TRANSITION HOLY HELL
- im absolutely in love with all the the video camera footage they use
- “un café?” “oui” “du sucre?” “non” “you speak very good French” “gracias”
- last year for a film project we had to make a short film with only 20 words of dialogue and this is actually a great example of how to do it because he never really uses words its mainly just sounds
- the soundtrack in this is absolutely boss no lie
- i went on holiday with my friends last year to an island that was so small you could walk around the whole thing at least five times in a day, and also had basically no buildings. And so from there the concept of ‘mr beaning it’ was born, where you pick where you want to go and walk in a straight line in that direction
- the fact that this was the first film I saw Willem Dafoe in is hilarious to me because he’s such a serious actor and then there’s this. I saw this, Spiderman and then Mississippi burning and man that really threw me off
- ties and vending machines are a health risk
- richard curtis worked on this ??
- the plateau de fruits de mer scene absolutely sent my entire family it is just the peak of comedy. Me and my mum saw the film for the first time in a cinema when I was about eight and it just gets us every time
- THE OYSTER WHEN IT MOVES
- apparently the guy who plays the waiter in that scene is a very celebrated actor in France and he’s done loads of serious stuff so this is another kind of Willem dafoe situation it seems
- the boy playing Stepan was Viktor in the series years and years and when I say that absolutely blew my mind when I found out
- the scene where Stepan copies mr bean and they’re crossing their legs is so cute and a bit of nice light humour before the real shit kicks in
- I know it wouldn’t work if they could call the dad straight away but the two numbers at the end are clearly 97
- THE HOTEL WORKER WITH THE PHONE WHAT PAIN THEY WERE SO CLOSE
- ohhhhhh the market scene. whoever came up with the idea for that should get an Oscar
- mans got some strong legs holding a squat for the whole of rondo alla turca
- i think the opera scene in the market (i don’t know the name of the piece) is one of the funniest scenes in the whole film if not in a lot of films. Its absolute class and I love how mr bean, who doesn’t speak a full sentence for the majority of the film all of a sudden knows every word to an Italian opera. Also the scene that they construct and play out is actually very emotional and they both end up dead but its still funny ?
- stepan really just yeeted the camera at a total stranger now that is some faith in humanity right there
- I wanna grab onto a car while riding someone else’s bike in the middle of the French countryside and go zOOM past the tour de France
- the chickens cluck in tune with the song and I personally am a huge fan of that
- I think rowan atkinsons face is made of rubber or something
- he goes into that little hut and the vehicles gradually get more and more absurd like tHIS IS HOW YOU DO COMEDY
- I don’t think they went into how fucking weird it would be to fall asleep and wake up under a cart in a French village that turns out to be under siege by nazis
- also, I know Carson Clay is meant to be a parody of a Hollywood director, but I just want to know what happens at the end of the advert. Does sabine end the war and appease the nazis with yoghurt?
- Une minuscule explosion?
- Sabine was super chill about them using her phone to call basically everyone in France
- the car scene with the matches has absolutely gone down in history. Literally every time were driving at night someone will mention that scene
- the French translator at Cannes was hilarious like clay said his bit, looked over at the guy, the guy sort of cringes (?) and goes “he says it is a very good film”
- all the scenes we see from playback time get me every time and I’m pretty sure its one of my dads favourite scenes
- nothingnothing nothing nothing n o t h i n g
- OHHHH when the fam gets back together ! So wholesome!
- la mer. what a tune, and all the things lining up so he can just walk straight down to the sea I lOVE
- oh man what a good film
- its just a great comfort film and its so funny but its really warm as well and its not cheesy but its really funny and I love it
